Chapitre once: Chips Fair
August 6th, 1885, a strong economic slowing down is to be planned in the region of Marrakesh because in its great kindness Eternien has to decide to use the North Africans in the EAM to educate these savages (indeed on what I write is purely for the RP and on no account the reflection of my real opinions, I was anxious to specify it)
Bad luck, these North Africans are only thankless, all this because of the facts I oblige them to work 36 hours a day.
The chief admiral makes adopt the doctrine of
group of hunting, what allows to enlarge our naval bases.
We make crack the sparkling wine that makes for a long time!
In November 25th, Kanem Bornou does not exist any more, the country was to bulge by the French ogre.
The festivities of New Year's Day are soiled by "Mud March", Eternien observes all these women them freezing in his apartment of 600 m2 by laughing, while being good in the warmth.
In January 8th, 1886, a new region joins officially ours glorious nation, that it is the opportunity dreamed to drink some beer and eat some chips.
In this August, the big fashionable thing is the
social Darwinism, so much the better while the population speaks about that it does not take care of what it happens outside (war exhaustion -5 %)
In January 2nd, 1887, " always faster " such is the slogan of admiral Speedy Gonzalo
In January 5th, the colony of Warri is create, it is the first colony established by Belgium without that it needs a war there.
The small country of Benin is too much near the new colony according to Eternien, as the enemy ally of the country (France) is at war, we can take advantage of it to declare the war without worrying about a possible intervention of the eaters of snails.
Nationalism and Imperialism, these two ideas appear in Belgium on April 10th.
The same day, Egypt allows us to make excavations in the country, it go certainly grows the prestige of the Belgium in the world.
The champagne flows like water at the scientist's basement.
In Fez, a patriotic organization is chased away by the police, all these enemies of the State will be mercilessly executed !
It becomes evident for Eternien that his big mission is to civilize the humans barbarians thanks to his immense knowledge, if only he had not lost his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
A minor colonial incident with place somewhere, but the messenger does not remember where, Eternien decides to make nothing.
In August 1st, a picket line with place while the alien eater of chips was going to take the train to leave for vacancy.
As the extraterrestrial is enough in a hurry, he decides to stretch out an ear attentive to their demands.
It is not in Véra Cruz but France is equipped of a new territory, nothing will thus arrest them?!
On September 1st, Belgium asserts its " civilizing mission " what increases its colonial prestige of 10 % and its 20 % diplomacy.
Annexation of Benin on October 8th, as planned the French people did not move of a inch.
In January 31st, 1888, the implementation of clean and precise military statistics (before all were written on scrawled scratchpads and crossed off) increase the organization, furthermore thanks to it, our engineers can have put the hand on some sketches of Eternien what gave the invention of the cuirassiers.
National brotherhood, such is one of the new leitmotivs of Belgium in this radiant day of March 3rd.
March 17th, Netherlands come the explosion of Krakatoa in one of their colonies, but otherwise in Belgium everything is well: P
In April 3rd, I should not have laughed at the misfortune of the others, the baby Jesus
(a carpenter that Earthlings worship no one knows why they are so weird) punished me, my collect of potatoes are quite infected by the mildew, no chips this year.
o
In July 1st, " always faster " such is the slogan of admiral Speedy Gonzalo, oops I repeat,
the war of running is discovered.
An immense prestige reached Belgium thanks to its colonial exhibition from 9 July.
Apparently kokandiens annoy Belgian traders, but the country is really too far to go to war (I'm too lazy)
So tolerance.
New colonial exhibition in October for latecomer and more of prestige for Belgium.
General Schmilblick tries in vain to explain to an audience put to sleep the subtleties of the "
plan of evaluation of the losses "
Artchung! (At my wishes) an immense fascist rebellion with place in the country, the situation is serious!
Finally it was not so terrible, not seen that the uprising is reduced to nothingness for the beginning of the next year.
General Schmilblick tries in vain to explain to an audience put to sleep the subtleties of the " e
mpirical Board on the efficiency in the fight " but impossible of raised an interest.
The same day, Dumyat becomes a Belgian official region.
In January 24th, the research on the iron steamers is ended.
In February 2nd, a regional trade fair is opened, it is very well, prestige in more.
In June 10th, it is in the turn of Asyut to join ours beautiful nation gilt in the oven.
From August 3rd the country is henceforth capable of building patrol boats(patrollers) and we are not going to be ashamed of making it.
"
Competitors of the big ships " and "
killer of fast ships " shall be finalized during year.
On December 4th, we obtain a casus belli against Wadaï, these guys of natives have repulsed our chips, it is unacceptable!
In January 1st, 1890, There's nothing like to begin a new year with a discovery ^ _ ^
And it is our case with the discovery of "
regulations of the business " that increases the educational efficiency of 5 %
In April 18th, a colonial exhibition, again, more prestige again, but no I am not dulled
In May 2nd, " everybody has to see our magnificence " thats what declares Eternien to his people.
On May 7th, the colony of Warri becomes a state of Belgium, yipikayé!
The first branded goods make their appearances in the country from July 2nd, in particular with shoes Adodos and carbonated drink with potato Frita Cola
To finish a new colonial exhibition will take place the next day, that do not finish it any more
In track bonus, the world map on June first, 1888.