I presume that the people of Shaybanid ar hardy enough to withstand the smell if the wind comes from the Wall of Wool? Enemies flee when the Shaibanid Stench is coming their way! This might explain also why the armies are so competent.
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I know it may sound strange, but I've heard that in some countries, wool aren't valueable! In fact, they use metal instead!Duke of Wellington said:
Shaybanids seem to be people who get easily insulted and start defending their wool and honour. Which naturally can be trouble to ruler who wants all wool to himself.
From Atak in Central Asia to Baluchistan on the Arabian Sea, a woollen curtain has descended across the continent. This curtain is softer and fuzzier than iron, too. 
Ah, the Woollen Curtain--even if the sheer size of the thing and the smell after a good rainstorm (good thing Shaybanid is a fairly dry country...) don't keep the enemy out, you still have 15,000 Uzbeks (give or take a few thousand) on the other side
Interesting AAR I'll have to get used to the idea of the Uzbeks being on top for a change , but hey...
Interesting AAR
I'll have to get used to the idea of the Uzbeks being on top for a change , but hey...
A noted Mongol poet has a new theory as to why the Uzbeks of Shaybanid are taking wool provinces. He swears on a stack of Korans that he saw a sheep go into a restaurant and order a meal. When asked what about the vegetables, the sheep responded that the Uzbeks would have the same. The theory explains why Uzbeks always have sheep with them - it's so the sheep can tell them what to do.
I just realized: cotton! The Europeans must've discovered it by now. This unnatural abomination must be destroyed as to not infringe upon our wool industries! Deus Woolt!
Deus said:
ware
–noun
1. Usually, wares.
a. articles of merchandise or manufacture; goods: a peddler selling his wares.
Children be ware.
Insanity Boy said:ware
–noun
1. Usually, wares.
a. articles of merchandise or manufacture; goods: a peddler selling his wares.
Children be ware.
LOL. got me there
kfijatass said:Meh, wool? switch to cotton
Heathen unbeliever!! An infidel preaches blaspheme!!
Feed him to the sheep!!
DEUS WOOLT!!
kfijatass said:Meh, wool? switch to cotton
You heathen I'll send my woolly static electricity lightning bolts to haunt you everywhere you go!!!
kfijatass said:Meh, wool? switch to cotton
Send the killer sheep to deal with this heretic!
