Skule Half-Dansson Crovan
King of All Norway of Sweden of Denmark and of England
Thoughts on the Civil War – the middle years, 1280 – Now with More 1280!
I decided to spin off the Kingdom of Wales by giving it to this Swedish fellow who, to my knowledge, has never betrayed me. What I should be doing is getting rid of all these English vassals, but father spent so much time conquering here, I hate to part with it all.
It doesn’t get a lot of press, but when I am not in active bankruptcy, I do try to help the poor. I need at least someone in this stupid kingdom to like me.
What is really interesting about this morning’s reports from the front is that, apparently, we are at war with Bohemia. I’m sure I got a letter about this when it happened, but I guess I misplaced it. I wonder who owns Brandenburg? If it is one of my vassals, well, he probably had it coming.
Hmm. I guess the Duke of Brandenburg can’t take a joke.
We won a battle against the Norfolkians today. Any day now, he’ll start paying for his crimes.
Yep. Any day now.
I think I’m going to have to put that “Victory Banquet” on indefinite hold.
I spread out the messages on my desk this morning and looked them over.
Then I went and sat in a hot bubble bath with the lights out for the rest of the day.
Duke Saebert of Bergen finally surrendered. The old Skule would have gotten all excited about this, as if it meant the Civil Wars were finally petering out.
The new Skule knows that it just means three more vassals are about to rebel.
See?
The Duke of Cumberland accepted my peace offer of “Keep everything and just go away.”
For some reason, the Dukes of Norfolk and Hampshire did not accept this.
I am reduced to calling up the armies of my half-brother Sigurd.
Sigurd has not rebelled throughout this war. Probably he expects me to be murdered in short order by one of my legion of enemies so he can be King.
Of course, he may consider it a blessing to not be in charge of this rat’s nest.
take place in the year 1280. Join us next time as the Civil Wars continue (big shock!) and Skule comes of age on the next exciting episode of