"Official" PDX Permission Slips to Get out of Work/School on Monday

[MalinS]

Since we know a lot of you will be playing Stellaris this weekend, we also know you might come in sleepy and hollow-eyed on Monday to your school or workplace, or you might not want to come in at all. We'd thought we'd help you out by writing you some permissions slips that you can hand to your boss or teacher, that excuses you from the day's responsibilities* so you can spend more time expanding into the galaxies!

Download and print the attached document and simply fill in your own name!

*Please note that based on the humor level at your work place or school and your superiors understanding of galactic diplomacy, this document might not actually excuse you from your daily duties.

 

[Liquid Sky]

Too late..I called in sick all week. Gotta go to work Friday though.

 

[Von Consul]

This has made my day. How amusing.

 

[Xizzie]

I wonder if someone will have the balls to do it!

 

[jtblion]

Heh, doesn't do much if you're grounded anyway...

(Shh... Don't tell anyone.)

 

[Elryos]

How many of these will be filled out by paradox employees?

 

[Wenla]

LOL - button needed.

 

[VoodooEconomist]

"the threat of a Fallen Empire deciding you’re they’re next target?"

Nobody will treat this seriously, please fix!

 

[Red_warning]

First day on the job on Monday, not sure if they would be very impressed if I showed them this...

 

[Thegankermaster]

This is gold! I Just handed it to my boss. The look on his face was priceless!

 

[Theodorian]

I'd rather go to work, to be honest.

 

[Pallidum]

I printed this and gave it to my boss. I'll be taking the next two days off to play Stellaris.

 

[Lu Jo]

No need. Monday is a public holiday.

 

[Memoryjar]

I wonder if someone will have the balls to do it!

Some Stardock crews... maybe

 

[Denixius]

I will definitely use this, right this time!

 

[DarkyErinyes]

Haha, this is great

Luckily we have a public holiday on monday, so I won't need it - however I'll still play the game on the weekend and monday because I like it!

 

[Sterile]

Damn it Paradox! I called in sick already! (seriously)

 

[DonCaliente]

I actually need one for my wife.

 

[scorch2]

Hope somebody does this and records it so we can watch the reactions!

 

[Maizel]

Hah, almost makes me want to get a kid to give this to a teacher.