CHAPTER I: THE WARS OF IRISH UNIFICATION
Episode 1
Cork, Munster, 1415
King Connie sat in his throne, waiting for his grand army to be assembled. About three weeks later, his aide rushed into his chamber.
Aide - "Mah Lard! Yer Grande Army hax beene assembled!"
King Connie III - "Excuse me, did you just call me 'Lard'"?
Aide - "Nowe mah Lard! I just called ye me Lard!"
King Connie III - "You just said it again! How dare you insult my weight!"
Aide - "Nowe, Lard, I said Lard!"
King Connie III - "Lard?"
Aide - "Lard."
King Connie III - "Oh, you mean Lord!"
Aide - "Yes, Lard, Me Lard."
King Connie III - "That's it. You're dying."
And he did, right after Connie examined his grand army of 3,000 mercenaries. And they were then sent to "liberate" Connought.
The sorry Connoughtese Army was destroyed by the might of the Munsterese Mercenaries, and the province was soon under Connie's thumb.
And his troops wasted no time blitzkreiging into Ulster.
Who also fell with much ease.
And finally, Leinster suffered the same fate.
Now all that was left was Meath....
Also, look at how deep Scotland is into the English mainland
NOTE: I later took out those rebels.
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