Please, since this introduction is *REALLY* bad, start reading from the second chapter but if you want to have an idea of how the characters are... start from the second chapter! If you want to be really naughty and don't listen to me, read from the first chapter but please... IGNORE THE INTRODUCTION.
The Dragon of the Sunrise
A Qingqiu AAR
If it has sense, it is not welcome.
Chapters:
Chapter 1: War with force of a thousand suns!
Chapter 2, Part 1: "Look, look with your special eyes!" "MY CLAY!"
Chapter 2, Part 2: You can (not) expand
Chapter 2, Part 3: It's an Angel!
Chapter 3, Part 1: The Great March
Chapter 3, Part 2: We ought to improvise
Chapter 3, Part 3: You can (not) redo
Chapter 3, Part 3.0+1.0: There will be plenty of fanservice!
Chapter 3, Part 4: Komm Susser Ende
Chapter 3, Part 4+∞: There is no hope left
Chapter 3, Part 5: You are a pirate!
Chapter 4: It is getting even less sane than I thought it is possible
Chapter 5, Part 1: Theater of a witch
Chapter 5, Part 2: When the primroses bloom
Since this AAR is full of inside jokes you may want to know them to enjoy your reading, I recommend watching the following anime before reading this AAR:
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Kill la Kill
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Gurren Lagann
SUGGESTION BEFORE READING THE AAR: Take a towel, you will need it.
The nefarious introduction!
A Qingqiu AAR
If it has sense, it is not welcome.
Chapters:
Chapter 1: War with force of a thousand suns!
Chapter 2, Part 1: "Look, look with your special eyes!" "MY CLAY!"
Chapter 2, Part 2: You can (not) expand
Chapter 2, Part 3: It's an Angel!
Chapter 3, Part 1: The Great March
Chapter 3, Part 2: We ought to improvise
Chapter 3, Part 3: You can (not) redo
Chapter 3, Part 3.0+1.0: There will be plenty of fanservice!
Chapter 3, Part 4: Komm Susser Ende
Chapter 3, Part 4+∞: There is no hope left
Chapter 3, Part 5: You are a pirate!
Chapter 4: It is getting even less sane than I thought it is possible
Chapter 5, Part 1: Theater of a witch
Chapter 5, Part 2: When the primroses bloom
Since this AAR is full of inside jokes you may want to know them to enjoy your reading, I recommend watching the following anime before reading this AAR:
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Kill la Kill
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Gurren Lagann
SUGGESTION BEFORE READING THE AAR: Take a towel, you will need it.
The nefarious introduction!
Chapter 0
Introduction
Introduction
World is changing, a great net connects nations uniting them with the string of destiny, some rise above reaching the Gods while other fall down in the flames; we survived, we united, we grew, we are the Federal Republic of Qinqiu, the land of the Cerulean Dragon of the Sunrise, the land of Eternal Harmony, the only guardian of civilization in Arcadia.
The memory of Zheng He still lives in the minds of Qingqiu's people, the blood of the Han is mixed with the Locals uniting knowledge and audacity in a strong population prepared to anything to protect its values.
I wonder... is this AAR starting? I don't have time for this nationalist rant, I'm busy and I want content. Hurry up!
Fine, I was just creating the atmosphere, this is not Burgundy, Divergence of Darkness doesn't spin around us, we can't have the most amazing story ever I was just trying to create a base for our future plans...
Whatever.
*sob*
Our glorious nation! Stretching down from the fir forests to the sandy deserts, on the slopes of the Rocky Mountains.
Currently we plan to unite the barbaric tribes in the inner regions, they tried to oppose civilization, how dare them! They shall pay for their ignorance with their land! Glory to Qingqiu!
Can you please stop this nationalist rampage?
Do I really have to sound like a schizophrenic to amuse our readers?
Hurr Durr It will be my first AAR and it will be original Hurr Durr.
I hope you die in a fire.
Touche.
Anyway, I forgot the image here it is.
Shall we see how the rest of the world is going? The Divergence of Darkness mod is really detailed and has a clever backstory, I hope our readers will consider playing it.
The memory of Zheng He still lives in the minds of Qingqiu's people, the blood of the Han is mixed with the Locals uniting knowledge and audacity in a strong population prepared to anything to protect its values.
I wonder... is this AAR starting? I don't have time for this nationalist rant, I'm busy and I want content. Hurry up!
Fine, I was just creating the atmosphere, this is not Burgundy, Divergence of Darkness doesn't spin around us, we can't have the most amazing story ever I was just trying to create a base for our future plans...
Whatever.
*sob*
Our glorious nation! Stretching down from the fir forests to the sandy deserts, on the slopes of the Rocky Mountains.
Currently we plan to unite the barbaric tribes in the inner regions, they tried to oppose civilization, how dare them! They shall pay for their ignorance with their land! Glory to Qingqiu!
Can you please stop this nationalist rampage?
Do I really have to sound like a schizophrenic to amuse our readers?
Hurr Durr It will be my first AAR and it will be original Hurr Durr.
I hope you die in a fire.
Touche.
Anyway, I forgot the image here it is.
Shall we see how the rest of the world is going? The Divergence of Darkness mod is really detailed and has a clever backstory, I hope our readers will consider playing it.
Ah the bastards of the Yamato race! The elusive phoenix that flying to the sun escaped the Mandate of Heaven, but now that the Paradise arrived at the horizon will it still dare to reach the sunrise? Caged between the mainland and us how will the "Japanese" survive, those Barbars will taste our iron!
Are you seriously threatening the Japanese!?
REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE
What the hell, you are foaming from the mouth!
*BLARGH*
Ehw, ok I'll take this from now. You better stay quiet or I'll tell your waifu interest and then we will see who threats the Japanese!
Nani sore?
Exactly, now give me that damn image, we don't have time for this verbiage nor our readers.
FILTHY YAMATO.
*slam* Now shut up.
Are you seriously threatening the Japanese!?
REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE
What the hell, you are foaming from the mouth!
*BLARGH*
Ehw, ok I'll take this from now. You better stay quiet or I'll tell your waifu interest and then we will see who threats the Japanese!
Nani sore?
Exactly, now give me that damn image, we don't have time for this verbiage nor our readers.
FILTHY YAMATO.
*slam* Now shut up.
Ok, I promise I won't lose control anymore. I swear.
Remember you're blackmailed.
Umpf, anyway... We arrive at the West Coast of the continent, here the Europeans decided to do what they love with no opposition whatsoever: conquer and use the new land for full exploitation, they sure did a good job. The North is dominated by the furry giants...
Yeah, furry...
It was not... what I meant. Instead in the south, where climate is more similar to Europe's, the sons of the Rhine and the Seine fight against each other continuing their tradition of bloodshed from the motherland.
At least they have fun...
Wait until they go full Manifest Destiny, when you give carte blanche to a European nation the results are always terrifying. Oh wait! Readers can't understand anything! Post the image, quick!
Wait, what's that... Ronst... Rosthn... Roast *mmmh*... Rohnst?
Uhm... I think they're just a developers' invention to spice up that icy wasteland, please ignore.
Tell me MOAR.
I DON'T KNOW.
*gib gib gib*
Remember you're blackmailed.
Umpf, anyway... We arrive at the West Coast of the continent, here the Europeans decided to do what they love with no opposition whatsoever: conquer and use the new land for full exploitation, they sure did a good job. The North is dominated by the furry giants...
Yeah, furry...
It was not... what I meant. Instead in the south, where climate is more similar to Europe's, the sons of the Rhine and the Seine fight against each other continuing their tradition of bloodshed from the motherland.
At least they have fun...
Wait until they go full Manifest Destiny, when you give carte blanche to a European nation the results are always terrifying. Oh wait! Readers can't understand anything! Post the image, quick!
Wait, what's that... Ronst... Rosthn... Roast *mmmh*... Rohnst?
Uhm... I think they're just a developers' invention to spice up that icy wasteland, please ignore.
Tell me MOAR.
I DON'T KNOW.
*gib gib gib*
What's next? Oh yeah Gran Copfpfpfpfp... AHAHAHAH
Why are you laughing?
The filthy Hispaniards thought they could stay united for the rest of time until death tears them apart AHAHAH! The sun never sets on human stupidity, we will destroy them in less than fifteen years just wait for them killing themselves while realizing that the dream is fading away and never actually existed!
*pssssssssss*
MY EYES! IT BURNS! AHHHHHHHH
I told you to end the nationalist rampage.
MAKE IT STOP! DIE!
If I had a coin for each time you told me to go to hell...
*BLARGH*
CONTAIN YOURSELF! Readers are watching now! I better post the image so I can have the time to cover this mess...
Ok, at least I am alive.
Shut up you lolicon.
HOW DARE YOU!
You sick bastard!
YOU'RE JUST RANDOMLY INSULTING ME! You want to give a bad image of me to our readers!
Nani sore?
DO NOT SAY THAT!
Ahahahah!
I hope you die in a fire.
Let's go on... your face is too funny right now!! Ahahahah!
Why are you laughing?
The filthy Hispaniards thought they could stay united for the rest of time until death tears them apart AHAHAH! The sun never sets on human stupidity, we will destroy them in less than fifteen years just wait for them killing themselves while realizing that the dream is fading away and never actually existed!
*pssssssssss*
MY EYES! IT BURNS! AHHHHHHHH
I told you to end the nationalist rampage.
MAKE IT STOP! DIE!
If I had a coin for each time you told me to go to hell...
*BLARGH*
CONTAIN YOURSELF! Readers are watching now! I better post the image so I can have the time to cover this mess...
Ok, at least I am alive.
Shut up you lolicon.
HOW DARE YOU!
You sick bastard!
YOU'RE JUST RANDOMLY INSULTING ME! You want to give a bad image of me to our readers!
Nani sore?
DO NOT SAY THAT!
Ahahahah!
I hope you die in a fire.
Let's go on... your face is too funny right now!! Ahahahah!
Oh, Ameriga. Well... uhm... we have an ally there... and silly names... and awesome AARs...
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA
Exactly!
Spoiler: Lelouch dies.
You know you just earned the hate of many many people?
Another spoiler: Isn't Euphy nice? She dies after ordering the genocide of the Japanese people.
*gasp* Well, you're dead.
Post the image, man.
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA
Exactly!
Spoiler: Lelouch dies.
You know you just earned the hate of many many people?
Another spoiler: Isn't Euphy nice? She dies after ordering the genocide of the Japanese people.
*gasp* Well, you're dead.
Post the image, man.
AH! THE EUROPEAN SCUM!
Oh God not again.
NGGGH Ok. Ok. Stay calm. Breath deeply... So, looks like those "Germans" have trouble unifying themselves, they had to be wiser when they decided to become slaves of the son of the Rhine and the Vltava!
Look at those nations! Dayum, I saw that "Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth" and I really think that Europe is soooo lucky sometimes...
I thought that you had middle school girls in your erotic dreams, not nations.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! UNACCEPTABLE!! *throws stuff hysterically*
Ouch! Stop! I was joking! Ah! Wait a minute! Let me post the image at least!
The next time I'll cut your balls!
At least I have them
WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Nothing... Nothing...
Oh God not again.
NGGGH Ok. Ok. Stay calm. Breath deeply... So, looks like those "Germans" have trouble unifying themselves, they had to be wiser when they decided to become slaves of the son of the Rhine and the Vltava!
Look at those nations! Dayum, I saw that "Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth" and I really think that Europe is soooo lucky sometimes...
I thought that you had middle school girls in your erotic dreams, not nations.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! UNACCEPTABLE!! *throws stuff hysterically*
Ouch! Stop! I was joking! Ah! Wait a minute! Let me post the image at least!
The next time I'll cut your balls!
At least I have them
WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Nothing... Nothing...
And finally our mothe... What the hell?
What? Don't you remember that China's national sport is civil war?
But...
Thank developers they didn't leave a much more plausible dozen of blobbing warring states.
MY LAND!
Yup, praise the Chagatai... bitch.
What? Don't you remember that China's national sport is civil war?
But...
Thank developers they didn't leave a much more plausible dozen of blobbing warring states.
MY LAND!
Yup, praise the Chagatai... bitch.
What else is left?
Since don't care minimally about Indian, Malay and African states I think we can look up Australia.
Meh.
Meh.
I hope they'll be a good ally sometimes... if they even remember they descend from Zheng He...
Their capital is named after him...
They're still inferior.
Oh yeah, the image. We have those slides but we always forget that our readers can't see anything.
Since don't care minimally about Indian, Malay and African states I think we can look up Australia.
Meh.
Meh.
I hope they'll be a good ally sometimes... if they even remember they descend from Zheng He...
Their capital is named after him...
They're still inferior.
Oh yeah, the image. We have those slides but we always forget that our readers can't see anything.
So... I think we have come to an end?
Indeed.
Stay tuned for the next chapter where we will actually play the game! *yay*
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I hope they won't take positions about our opinions... I'm clearly better than you.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? Well then, his waifu is called *bzp*
YOU MOTHERFUC*bzp*
Indeed.
Stay tuned for the next chapter where we will actually play the game! *yay*
Don't forget to subscribe to the thread and leave a comment (especially on the format)
I hope they won't take positions about our opinions... I'm clearly better than you.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? Well then, his waifu is called *bzp*
YOU MOTHERFUC*bzp*
End of Chapter 0
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