My king just got pregnant...

Elden

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• Mar 26, 2014

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So now that 'tumbling' is equal opportunity for characters with the homosexual trait I encountered a little problem...



The standard events for 'making a move' on your courtier work fine making the characters lovers but not doing anything else. But then I got the event where my character's wife was off at the monastery and he could spend time with his lover and gain the lustful trait (which I needed as I had an heir but not a spare). Apparently the king got pregnant! Hilariously his wife didn't realise he was cheating and believed she was the child's father so the kid got her dynasty!

 

CyaN

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• Mar 26, 2014

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:rofl:

Write an AAR about that guy.

 

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sturmchef

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Wow, that's... awkward, lol.

 

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How Strange and weird maybe the King had a hidden Talent that only he has and he can magicly save his dynasty by having the kids himself

 

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Hey I saw a documentary about this once, is your guy a twin by chance?

 

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Last night when people were talking about how buggy the game might be, I don't think anyone knew the bugs would be that funny.

 

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Haha, you should do an AAR. about this 'man'. It would be seriously funny to read an AAr about a dynasty whose founder could reproduce by himself.

 

Simmy93

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"Good news darling!"

"HOW IS THIS GOOD NEWS?!"

 

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op you got be kidding

 

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Yeah uhhh.... this is the middle ages.... if a dude gets preggers, there's gotta be some witchcraft involved or something - burn the king at the stake.....

 

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If only your blood was acid and you had an extendable second jaw inside your mouth you could complete the quick world conquest ever

 

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brocklage89 said:

If only your blood was acid and you had an extendable second jaw inside your mouth you could complete the quick world conquest ever

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Damn I was thinking the same thing! :laugh:

 

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It's clearly the anti-christ!

 

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Nirmara said:

It's clearly the anti-christ!

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Wasn't that an SOA event?

 

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Just goes to show that gender truly is a fluid social construct.

 

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I don't even want to know where the baby comes out from.

 

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Strager said:

Wasn't that an SOA event?

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I hope the event will trigger.

 

melachromatic

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Just got home and set up my new account, and one of my new threads is "My King is pregnant..."

Pretty hilarious

 

Lord Finnish

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melachromatic said:

Just got home and set up my new account, and one of my new threads is "My King is pregnant..."

Pretty hilarious

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You wouldn't believe what things we talk about here.

 

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Lord Finnish said:

You wouldn't believe what things we talk about here.

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Yeah, this is one of the more mild topics!