Remember that little Bosnian whore His Grace was sleeping with well today she gave birth to a kid. His Grace didn't legitimize the kid but he did admit it was his, of course the Queen was uhappy but she is in the dungeon so who cares.
More bad news for His Grace, some random French guy apparently found the Holy Grail, His Grace had some very mean things to say about the Frenchies but I probably shouldn't repeat those things here.
Wow His Grace sure knows how to use his weiner since the Bosnian whore just gave birth to another bastard. Saldy the poor baby is really ugly, His Grace agreed and denounced the child, good choice.
Some sad news both the twins have died, I mean when the girl died it was not that big of a deal but the son that was awful, poor Miroslav, RIP.
Goodbye Miroslav we will miss you, your sister not so much
His Grace decided after the whole ploting to kill him incident, he would divorce Miroslava, sadly the Pope said no and thus His Grace was stuck with his awful wife. So if you can't divorce her then there is only one thing left to do you have to kill her.
Marriage is rough sometimes
The Queen was complaining about being in the dungeon, I told His Grace she could always move in my room I would show her a good time. His Grace decided however to keep her in the dungeon.
Woman you stay in the dungeon but first make me a sammich
Its time for mighty Croatia to crush those smelly Ventian merchants and regain Zadar, they will pay for cheating me as well when I show them my mighty sword skills. The war starts well with our troops crushing the smelly merchants in the first battle of the war.
Take that you smelly merchants
Prince Stjpen was very afraid of the dark because he saw a vampire, at least he said it was a vampire, I think it was just that peasant with the very weird pointy teeth who only comes out a night. His Grace had a talk with the Prince and he got over it, he also became very diligent, I don't know what they means but I know I'm not diligent.
Silly boy there are no vampires
His Grace managed to get his eldest daughter married to the Eastern Roman Emperor, quite an acomplishement, I hope the Emperor likes her, I think she is an annoying math nerd. His Grace the Eastern Roman Emperor an average dowery, thats all he needs I mean after all they have that fancy fire for there boats and they can make silk so they don't need that much money.
Have fun with the Roman, Princess math nerd
Well today the Queen died in the dungeon, so his Grace picked a new wife, a 13 year old French Princess. Now I don't mean to be mean but His Grace seems to have a strange likeing of young little girls.
RIP Queenie, Meet our new 13 year old Queen
Today the forces of mighty Croatia have captured Zadar, the smelly merchants will soon realize the might of Croatia and they will soon surrender. So today the Ventians gave up and Zadar is back in Crotaian hands, I sure hope His Grace will give me Zadar for my hardwork. Once again he didn't give me the land, every freaking time, why, why can't have land is that to much to ask.
Croatia is all mighty and kicks merchant ass
Last night I couldn't sleep at all His Grace and his new bride got really into it, so much moaning and crying out to God, it made for a very uncomfortable night in the castle. Well a few months later the little Queen gave birth to a kid, after what I heard that night I guess it was inveitable.
Lots of noise was coming from the King's room, another new royal brat
A Norman came to teach Prince Stjpen how to be a great swordsmen, it seemed to work the little bastard hit me in the "wheat sack" with his wooden sword.
He's quite the swordsmen know (oh my poor "wheat sack")
Goodbye Your Grace we will miss you, even if you alchymy expirements were very scary and almost blew me up several times, your were a kind king, except to your wife, you had a stange love for very young women. However despite all your faults we will miss you. Now, All Hail His Grace Dmitar Zvonimir first of his name, King of Croatia.
The King is dead, Long Live the King