Murphy's Law of CKII

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• Jul 19, 2012

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35) Crusade almost done? Better die now!

 

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• Jul 19, 2012

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36) Whever AI does not want a matrilineal marriage to happen, it will accept matrilineal betrothal and bail out of the 'matrilineal' part at the last moment.

 

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• Jul 19, 2012

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37) Go from one-province count to king of 3 countries. CTD. Reload. CTD again. Reload. CTD again...

 

Apocal

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• Jul 20, 2012

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enf91 said:

37) Go from one-province count to king of 3 countries. CTD. Reload. CTD again. Reload. CTD again...

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Sure am glad I play with autosave on!

38) Drag that ambitious Duke with designs on your crown through battle while outnumbered? Comes through with a notch in W column and a boatload of prestige/piety to boot. Send yourself to stomp 1200 man rebel army with your 5K personal levy? Dies on contact with the enemy.

 

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• Jul 20, 2012

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39) Landed male heirs will be excommunicated without fail by that uncle that your dad did not take care of.

 

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• Jul 20, 2012

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40) Your County Succession laws, designed to prevented the realm from splitting into 4 entities, will switch to Gavelkind upon becoming a Duchy. Your Duke then dies. (Thus began the War of the 4 Sisters...)

 

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• Jul 20, 2012

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Mercadi said:

14) With free investiture: Making one of the sons a successor for a 70 year old bishop will grant the said bishop a boon of health and longevity. The bishop will try his best to outlive you.

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It's your fault for not knifing him.

 

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• Jul 20, 2012

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Apocal said:

Sure am glad I play with autosave on!

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I did. I even had a save file from a few decades before. It just won't stop crashing. I think I became too awesome for my computer to handle.