El Presidente Edict
With The Appearance of the Advanced Weapons used by the Suwanee I am accelerating the Deployment of Prototype weapons of a far more advanced nature. Our Mad Scientist Division of our research Teams led by the Fame Dr. Steinschneider have made a number of effective proposals to act as stop gap measures until proper counters to the New Weapons, including Flame-throwers of a primitive nature, can be developed. These Measures include giving troops Water Guns modified to fire Acid instead and Marching Bands playing the Song El Presidente's Victory which is well known for it's ability to cause vast armies to instantly surrender or flee and make them throw down there arms even if they do remain on the battlefield. And For the record earmuffs don't work nor does playing louder music to drown out the sound. The Song hits people on a sub mental level instantly braking down any resistance.
With The Appearance of the Advanced Weapons used by the Suwanee I am accelerating the Deployment of Prototype weapons of a far more advanced nature. Our Mad Scientist Division of our research Teams led by the Fame Dr. Steinschneider have made a number of effective proposals to act as stop gap measures until proper counters to the New Weapons, including Flame-throwers of a primitive nature, can be developed. These Measures include giving troops Water Guns modified to fire Acid instead and Marching Bands playing the Song El Presidente's Victory which is well known for it's ability to cause vast armies to instantly surrender or flee and make them throw down there arms even if they do remain on the battlefield. And For the record earmuffs don't work nor does playing louder music to drown out the sound. The Song hits people on a sub mental level instantly braking down any resistance.