Part Five: Wrath of the Pig God (1605-1719)
Goal: Conquer as much as possible below infamy limit. Once big enough, engage in BB wars for world conquest.
Those backwards uncivilized savages of the rest of the world have tainted my land for long enough. It's time to liberate them all in the name of Animism. All shall fall before the mighty Pig God!
As Animist Ryukyu, it is inevitable to go over the infamy limit. Even at 1 BB per province and -3 infamy a year, it's still just 600 provinces over 200 years, far less than the 1000+ in Eurasia. Thus in order to achieve world conquest, I must survive going over the BB limit.
- Stage 1: Get Big Enough Under the BB Limit
In multiple wars I conquered Castille, followed by nonstop mass building Latin troops on the Iberian Peninsula for conquering Europe.
World at 1621:
By 1630 I have annexed Castile and occupied Portugal, Armagnac, and Province. I also reached trade 27 for custom houses. Since I was afraid it would take many decades to colonize all the hordes and running out of time, I decided to start the BB wars at that point. It turned out I started a lot sooner than it needed to be.
- Stage 2: Start the BB Wars and Unleash (micromanagement) Hell
The 3 biggest issues of being over the BB limit are dealing with the revolts, maintaining a positive income, and staying out of -3 stability (to declare war). Once big enough, income and revolts would not be a problem. Stability can be solved with the right sliders and policies (church attendance duty + full serfdom + full narrowminded + trading in wine = -108% stability cost, so it's free right?). Since I messed up my sliders I ended up saving every month to avoid the -1 stab event instead.
I took as much territory as possible from everyone I occupied, and the BB wars began. Game pace slowed to a crawl as country after country declared war on me. I regretted going plutocracy as I quickly ran out of diplomats to annex them all.
With England still as my ally, my only real threat was Burgundy. Their 100k doom stack was impressive, but my 100k doom stack was stronger. Once Burgundy was defeated, England was my next target. I caught their fleet separated and defeated them, once I had naval superiority the fight was pretty much over. I took their provinces on the British Isles. Their processions on continental Europe would eventually fall to wars and rebellions.
My war exhaust maxed out at 18.72, adding 18.72 revolt risk and I was getting like 10 revolts every month. I took the bill of rights and humanist tolerance NIs to help reduce revolt risk, didn't help much at all though. I spread 10k stacks all over the place on rebel hunting duty, they were eventually upgraded to 20k stacks. The auto rebel hunting option was godawful, sooner or later the AI would get confused and would decide to walk across entire continents to some empty provinces for no reason. They also love attrition and would stick to uncolonized provinces like magnets, which guaranteed my WE to stay maxed. I hired a grand marshal to help keep my legitimacy up due to my WE.
Income was positive with minting. I raised war taxes once I realized that my WE would not go down for a long long time. I had to build lots of boats to keep up with tariffs, they were expensive and took forever to build due to my WE. I thought I could just move my capital to Europe but the game wouldn't let me, so eventually I ended up with 1056 ships to get all the tariffs from Europe, Asia and Africa.
Tech was basically stopped at that point, but once Europe was conquered tech wouldn't matter anymore.
World at 1650:
The HRE was dismantled. Burgundy, Bohemia and Austria all declared war on me at once in a last ditch attempt to stop me, but it was futile in the end. My tiny patch of land in Asia became a second front and I conquered Indochina.
World at 1665:
At this point Europe was pretty much conquered, the only threats left were Ryazan, Syria and Persia. The rebels I was getting every month were stronger than all their armies combined. Ryazan was a good boy and ate up Sibir for me, so they shall be rewarded... with death.
World at 1680:
Ming, Wu and Korea were easily defeated, their sticks were no match for my guns. The hordes in central Asia were colonized from multiple sides, it ended up being much quicker than I thought.
World at 1690:
Since I didn't know how to conquer Japan, I left them for last. It turned out that I could only take their provinces if they have no allies in a war. The "shogunate were disbanded you bastards" message was bugged, it spammed me 10 times a day and did nothing at all.
World at 1719:
After another 5 wars and calling myself bastards 23448975 times, the dynamos finally broke independent, one more war and Japan was conquered. In the meantime I discovered and colonized all the remaining provinces in Siberia and Oceania.
After 115 years of war and 2299 infamy, the world is finally mine. Achievement complete!!!