"I Just Took Japan"
(Fire and Ash ft. ???)
(Fire and Ash)
Sometimes (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world (???)
You don't know how to
Express yourself so (and Fire and Ash)
You just gotta sing
(???)
I just took Japan
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
Japan let me just capture her
I just took Japan
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-owning-Japan
Ways of the past
(Fire)
Have you ever taken Japan?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with Mexico
The Axis let me do it
It literally just happened
Taking Japan can make a nice
Man out of the meanest
(Ash)
Never guess where I just came from
I just took Japan
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I took Japan
Man my boner felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done
(Fire)
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Took Japan, unstressed
Took her islands and the rest
(Ash)
Was sure nice of Japan to let you
Do that thing
(Fire)
Nice of any Japan ever
Now sing
(???)
I just took Japan
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
An Axis nation let me
capture her
I wanna tell the world
(Fire)
To be honest I'm surprised
I even managed to do it
(Ash)
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
(Fire)
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
I might even puppet
(Ash)
That good?
(Fire)
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)
(Ash)
I'm so confused by Japan’s ability
To let me take her
Cuz honestly I shouldn’t have been able to do it
With a pile of Carriers
With that in mind
The cheaper, nice smelling transports are better
Cuz that means Tojo
Would have to surrender on the deck of a Mexican Trader
(???)
So this one's dedicated to them Japans
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us take you
(Fire)
Japan had lost most of its navy
(Doesn't matter, took Japan)
But it was committed in China
(Doesn't matter, took Japan)
I think the US just cut them off
(Doesn't matter, took Japan)
There were only seven Jap Divs!
(Still counts)
(???)
I just took Japan (Japan)
And all my dreams came true (Dream came true)
So if you just took Japan in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me
I just took Japan (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all took Japan)
The Axis nations
Just let me capture her (I wanna tell the world)
I just took Japan
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-owning-Japan
Days of the past…