Chapter 5: Final Preparations for War
Hitler's Orbiting Space station of Doom Early July 1939
Hitler: People Welcome to the Greatest space station ever.
Goering: Technically It's the only space station we know about so it would be the greatest by default.
Hess: What about Mussolini's
Goering: It Crashed after a Pizza and a throwing Knife got stuck in a drain and sent it out of control.
Hess: Ah
Hitler: Anyway This Space station has artificial gravity and A doom ray capable of destroying anything.
Goebbels: If it's range could reach the Earth.
Hitler: The Scientists are working on extending it. Anyway Ribbentrop what has been happening in the world of note recently.
Ribbentrop: We have taken over Czechoslovakia and the Czechs could do nothing about it and have been swept aside by my brilliant Negotiating skills.
Raeder: I heard you point a gun at their leaders head and had him sign the Treaty.
Ribbentrop: Doesn't matter It still worked.
Ribbentrop: Well the British then decided to offer an alliance to the Poles.
Beck: I told you that would happen. At least I thought ahead and had some men work out a plan of attack called Fall wieß which should enable a quick victory over the Poles.
Ribbentrop: Keep it handy we may need it.
Ribbentrop: We also got Memel after the threatening presence of German forces on the border convinced them to give in.
Brauchitsch: So they didn't call my bluff then.
Ribbentrop: What Bluff?
Brauchitsch: All I had on the Border were poorly armed policemen dressed up in German army uniforms to create an impression of a force which wasn't there.
Ribbentrop: SO where is the east Prussian army?
Brauchitsch: In Koenigsberg mostly.
Ribbentrop: Ah pk.
Mussolini: I am here to boast of my triumph.
Goering: What triumph? All you did was take over a small area of land called Albania. No Insult to Albanians but it isn't that important is it. IT's not like Austria of Czechoslovakia who we have taken over.
Mussolini: I suppose. But Still there are Ninja Training camps there creating thousands of Ninjas every day.
Hitler: NO WE'RE DOOMED NOT MORE NINJAS.
Mussolini: Yes more ninjas and high quality too I must add.
Horthy: I bring News of My own. Having Raided the land sea of the puppet Slovakian state Their Wimpy government has joined with My Hungarian Pirate State.
Hitler: Did I say you could do that?
Hess: yes you did.
Hitler: Oh yeh. How did you get up here?
Horthy: In a pirate Space ships of course.
Ribbentrop: Hitler you're going to want to see this.
Hitler: What is so important.
Ribbentrop: Sinkiang Has joined the Comintern.
Hitler: Doh They're getting stronger what will we do?
Ribbentrop: Nothing Sinkiang has no noteworthy power so we should be fine.
Brauchitsch: Hitler I am forming with your permission a elite infantry brigade which will see much great action though out Europe and beyond.
Hitler: Wonderful.
Goebbels: We have also gained control of the Skoda works in Czechoslovakia which should help us with our industry.
Hitler: More good news.
Goering: You know about the Sudeten line.
Hitler: Yes.
Goering: well beck convinced me to keep them despite the damage as he felt they may be useful.
Hitler: Why Beck?
Beck: We could use them to trap off part of an enemy force which attacks us in the region.
Hitler: Ok but do it as efficiently as possible.
Hitler: Goebbels, Goering Report
Goering: We have built 6 tactical bomber and 20 strategic bomber squadrons.
Goebbels: We have advance or developed Infantry warfare, agriculture, fighter pilot training, fighter ground crew training, light artillery, Radar, integrated support, small arms, infantry anti tank-weapons, rocket engine, infantry support weapons, artillery barrel and ammunition, small fuel tank,supply production, blitzkrieg, trade interdiction submarine doctrine, artillery carriage and sights and airborne Infantry.
Hitler: Great Frick how are the spies doing.
Frick: great so well in fact that we have reduced funding to them in terms of leadership but it seems to have vanished.
Hitler: Goebbels what is going on?
Goebbels: Not sure but I'll find out for the next meeting.
Hitler: You better. Ok this meeting is over.
( In a nearby room.)
Goering: How is it going?
Goebbels: We have done more research in to carrier armour. But as you saw Hitler is close to catching on after I put those teams on to more carrier work for you.
Goering: It doesn't matter I have my dupe who'll remove Hitler.
Goebbels: Who?
Goering: Himmler found him. He's been plotting to kill him for months and Himmler is giving him what he needs.
Goebbels: Himmler not the Head of the S.S.
Goering: Yes Hitler's support has vanished. The Armed forces are with me and even Hess has jumped boat. Hitler is oblivious to it all.
Goebbels: Hilter Must be killed swiftly or else.
Goering: Yes only a handful still side with Hitler.
( Goebbels and Goering Leave the room)