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I've been reading through, absolutely love the idea of Hitler and Stalin allied, the evil feeling is so wonderful!

Keep up the nice AAR.
 
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Stop that before a mod gets angry...;)
 
Chapter 4: We March Unopposed!​
Part II: Day by Day... Nothingness!​
September 3-15, 1939, Eastern Poland, Poland​
On September 1, 1939, the German army advanced across the Polish border to liberate the Free City of Danzig. This was the first battle of the conflict on the German side, the Battle of Westerplatte. Strangely, even though the Polish were prepared to take on Germany in the city, there was one factor that caused the entire defense to be abandoned… Soviet support! As soon as the war started, there were Soviet ships and planes supporting the German advance. An attack that would have normally taken the Germans seven days to accomplish and cost them a good deal of men, only took three days! This setback to the Polish and the Allies showed that a German-Soviet team might be the closest thing to invincible as anything in the history of warfare…

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Polish prisoners of the Battle of Westerplatte.

Day by day, there is nothing. We march forward with no one in our way. Was this alliance with Germany an invitation to war? Can we, together with Germany, really overcome the entire Earth and bring the Allies to their knees? Only time will tell…

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Lvov...

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Stryj...

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Kowel...

One by one by one, Polish cities fell under Soviet occupation! No armies, no defenses, no battle! Just the Red Army marching into either defenseless cities or poorly defended cities. Why did the Poles not defend against the Soviets? Did they think that Germany would invade alone? Will Uncle Joe and Hitler dance on the ruins of Warsaw MJ-style? Is there hope... or will the Sun fall upon the world, never to rise again?

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The advance is amazing! Comrade Stalin will be pleased!

Hope for salvation is fading. Germany is already moving some of its divisions to the border with France. Many predicted that this war would topple the Great War in sheer brutality. They have all agreed on one thing... World War II has come and I don't think even the United States could help the Allies win this one. The future is ultimate.

"The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves."

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@KaiserMuffin: Melons and muffins and world destruction, Oh My!!!
@Fookison: Welcome! I'll glad you've joined this team of readers and I hope you will enjoy the rest of the story and my future stories!
@KaiserMuffin: Ummm...
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@Kurt_Steiner: The reds might not make it to Warsaw first, but we shall be there to DANCE!
@Thundergate: Please see above picture to prove yourself! :D
@SovietAmerika: Trust me, this isn't evil yet... hehehe. :eek:
@Fookison: Danish.
@The_Frozen_1: Thanks for your comment and, for all randomness... "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"
@Insignificant: Santa and Danishes in Denmark?
@Hastatii: Please see below post for my response that was already posted.
@PanzerMan7: Indeed.
@KaiserMuffin: Yes they indeed are.
@Kurt_Steiner: And with that, can we get back on topic?

WOW!!! :eek::eek::eek: That was a lot of replies?? LET'S GET MOAR!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! Today the HOI2 AAR Section tomorrow THE WORLD!!!

P.S. Sorry about no dialogue in this update. The dialogue should resume next update.
 
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I have the odd feeling that most of the Polish army was, as usual, placed to face the Germans.

Anyway, even if the bulk of the Polish forces were deployed in the East and not in the West it wouldn't have changed anything...
 
<must oppose, must be polish, opposseeee....>
AAAAhhh! glory! free of charge polishing of cars for comrades!

but srsly epic... but i was afraid for a moment that this aar will turn to be a shooting range with muffins... ;D
 
So, anyone wanna bet the Soviets reach Warsaw first?
 
The Germans, but the USSR will annex Poland.

And that is possible how? The polish capital is in Warsaw, and the only person able to annex is the one holding the capital.

Germans will reach Warsaw first. Though I hope the Soviets manage to take more of Poland than in RL. They might be in an alliance, but it doesn't change the fact that the people in eastern Poland had (at first) easier lifes than the ones west.
 
And that is possible how? The polish capital is in Warsaw, and the only person able to annex is the one holding the capital.

Germans will reach Warsaw first. Though I hope the Soviets manage to take more of Poland than in RL. They might be in an alliance, but it doesn't change the fact that the people in eastern Poland had (at first) easier lifes than the ones west.

I hope the Soviets reach Krakow first, just me...
 
Chapter 5: To Warsaw We March!​
Part I: At The Gates of Warsaw​
September 16-22, 1939, Eastern Poland, Poland​
By the time the middle of September rolled around, the Red Army was no longer unopposed! The Polish had actually managed to hold off the German advance and were now focusing on the East. Stalin was not worried though, in fact, he was actually pleased that his army was now being tested. However, the Poles could not hold off the Reds and defend from the west, so they split their army into two defending armies. Though there was one question that the Polish government was asking, "Where the **** are the Allies? The answer.... defending from Germany on the French border, fearing a Red invasion of India, and doing absolutely NOTHING TO HELP POLAND! Was this wise, or was it another mistake that would lead to their downfall?

Stalin was sitting in his office, waiting for further reports on the war. Molotov walked in and Stalin knew he had news.

"Comrade Stalin."
"Comrade Molotov."
Molotov took out a map.
"I have the reports from the front."
"Let's see 'em."

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The front as of September 16, 1939.

Stalin looked pleased and displeased at the same time.
"Hmmm..."
"Is there something wrong Stalin?"
"I see a magnificent Red Tide, but why have the Germans moved so slow? I thought they had the Panzers?"
"They think because we are also attacking, they don't need to put in any effort."
"Pshh.. Fascist pigs, why are we aliied again?"
"Because... because.. hmm.."
"Whatever, just keep the advance moving and let's see if we can actually occupy Warsaw before them."
"Yes sir."
Molotov began to walk out but turned around.
"Oh, by the way the voting has closed in Tannu Tuva."
"And?"
"They have voted for annexation."
"Wonderful!"
Molotov walked out. Stalin was thinking.
"Why are we allied?"

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A new Soviet Socialist Republic is born.

The advance in Poland continued while Germany continued to fail!

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Our troops begin to weaken.

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The Second Sino-Japanese War is over.

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The Sun is on the horizon...

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@Kurt_Steiner: True, at least now that the Germans have stopped :confused: they still can't stop us.
@Deus Eversor: *stares at KaiserMuffin* What makes you say that? ;)
@SovietAmerika: "$1 Bob." "Acual retail price is, $5.. DINGDINGDING!" But seriously, we'll see if you win or if the Germans can stop being fails!
@Kurt_Steiner: We'll see who annexes who. BTW, How is that possible?
@Vesimir: I seem to already be crossing the original border. WHOOPS! :D
@SovietAmerika: Well... it is possible... ;)
 
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but srsly epic... but i was afraid for a moment that this aar will turn to be a shooting range with muffins... ;D

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *RUNS SCREAMING OUT OF THE AAR*
(On topic, Crush those Butter Fudge and Salt Stick making dyslexics with the G's and Y's out of the scrabble box.)
 
oh god this is made of win
USSR&NSDPBFFFTW!