Kanem Bornu - Out of the Sahara

unmerged(111870) · Mar 31, 2009

Uhh a dragon :rofl:

comagoosie said:
Now those rebels won't take you by suprise. You are probably praising something right now. I know when I first get to level 1 fort I start to cry

Love the dragon

Animist ! Club him!

Enewald · Mar 31, 2009

Here be dragons. :rofl:
Filthy animists are soon dead filthy animists, I wish.

Who stole the clothes from the explorers?

unmerged(81390) · Mar 31, 2009

Murmurandus said:
Astonishing discoveries in this updates... filthy animists, fire-breathing dragons and forts... and... they all start with 'f'!!!

An F conspiracy!

Spencer_123 · Mar 31, 2009

Awesome AAR :rofl::rofl:, I'll be following it.

aldriq · Mar 31, 2009

Duke of Wellington said:
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Easy, as much as it takes to keep a steady supply of clubs :rofl:

unmerged(81979) · Mar 31, 2009

All fear the dragon nation!!!!! uber of them all!

:rofl:

Didaa · Apr 1, 2009

You should make the Dragon tail larger, annex those animist scum

daemonofdecay · Apr 1, 2009

Duke of Wellington said:
Thanks for the fan art, I really like it. Perhaps I might use it at some point?

I would be honored!

Deus · Apr 1, 2009

Does this fort thingy have holes for clubbing the siegers? It should have holes from where the clubs can swing and hit the enemy climbing the wall.

Next I recommend researching the throwable club!

unmerged(81390) · Apr 1, 2009

Deus said:
Does this fort thingy have holes for clubbing the siegers? It should have holes from where the clubs can swing and hit the enemy climbing the wall.

But then the enemies might club the defenders through those holes...

Taklagarn · Apr 1, 2009

Even better to annex Bantu now. Ugly flag and they are animists!

unmerged(68652) · Apr 1, 2009

Ahura Mazda said:
But then the enemies might club the defenders through those holes...

The enemies are heretical Spear-users

but we can only hope their pointy sticks will soon be smashed by the mighty club of Kanem-Bornu (or possibly incinerated by their fiery breath)

Kanil · Apr 2, 2009

Step to the side, and club their spear thingies when they stick them in the hole. Problem solved.

daemonofdecay · Apr 2, 2009

Kanil said:
Step to the side, and club their spear thingies when they stick them in the hole. Problem solved.

That sounds very dirty. This is Kanem Bornu, not Denmark or pagan Scandinavia!

Johan11 · Apr 2, 2009

Reading 1. pages.

Sounds good.

Keeps on reading...............

Carmagnola · Apr 2, 2009

Duke of Wellington said:
Here it is. I've been a little busy finishing my thesis.

This won't do. A thesis is primarily supposed to teach you the art of procrastination, don't you know? I was inordinately fond of cleaning windows, floors and even toilets while writing mine, but you have found a much nobler way to achieve sublime procrastination: keeping us laughing uncontrollably (no disrespect meant to the ruler of KB, please don't club me

).

Uhhh... doesn't anybody else notice that there's a big hole full of water in the middle of the Dragon? This does not look like a good omen, I'm worried.

daemonofdecay · Apr 2, 2009

Carmagnola said:
Uh... doesn't anybody else notices that there's a big hole full of water in the middle of the Dragon? This does not look like a good omen, I'm worried.

Bladder?

unmerged(81390) · Apr 3, 2009

Carmagnola said:
Uhhh... doesn't anybody else notice that there's a big hole full of water in the middle of the Dragon? This does not look like a good omen, I'm worried.

It's a cloud of course!

Johan11 · Apr 3, 2009

daemonofdecay said:
That sounds very dirty. This is Kanem Bornu, not Denmark or pagan Scandinavia!

Do you mind.......

Im danish...... Caught up right now. Hilarious. Will be following. I should probably be thinking of the prospect of changing my avatar. It is already used

daemonofdecay · Apr 3, 2009

Johan11 said:
Do you mind.......

Im danish...... Caught up right now. Hilarious. Will be following. I should probably be thinking of the prospect of changing my avatar. It is already used

I was more or less refering to a certain infamous Danish family line.

Kanem Bornu - Out of the Sahara

Colonel

Enewald Enewald Enewald

Maharaja of Fenno-Scandia

Millennial Neoliberal Azotador de Pensionistas

Part Time Warp

Cisár všetkých Slovákov

Major

Lt. General

A et Ω

Maharaja of Fenno-Scandia

Viking

Captain

Colonel

Lt. General

Deadpan Snarker

Captain

Lt. General

Maharaja of Fenno-Scandia

Deadpan Snarker

Lt. General