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KoM, the reason i didn't invade Italy as i wanted, and also why i gave him Alexandria on a golden plate, its because Italy is being played by Formula. I know, even friends could be at war. But when someone pisses me off, you can expect harsh terms on the peace proposal. Besides, Italy is exactly the same case of Norway. Very high income, very low manpower. A few more years, and i have 4x times the manpower of Italy. As you could see, Traveler could do little then stand watching us pouring our men through. True, he did win most of the early battles, but then manpower took its toll. Not to speak about DP sliders. Traveler maxed Centralization early on, while i got Quality, Offensive, and land nearly maxed out. Now, only madmen would ally with the warmongering Hungarian barbarians. Italy would earn nothing from being at war with Spain, while it could earn Steiermark (and perhaps other provinces) vs Hungary. Same goes for Byzantium, earning long lost Dobruja.
 
Yes, Ego, you can certainly smash Italy fighting alone. But we were discussing Italy in combination with Hungary. Now, I think Spain is pretty evenly matched with Hungary. You two cancel out. So the question is, who has the better allies? Italian gold could pay for Hungarian troops, and anyway its army is a third the size of yours. That means nothing in a one-on-one fight, but a lot when you add it to Hungary. Of course, you have Burgundy to cancel out the Italians, but then again, does Burgundy really gain anything in that war? And so on.

About which way Italy ought to go, well, it's true that they could benefit from grabbing Hungarian provinces. On the other hand, EU2 players do not always act rationally; and besides, Hungary, whatever its achievements elsewhere, is probably never going to dominate the Med the way Spain can. From the viewpoint of Realpolitik, I think Italy is equally well served on either side. Assuming, of course, that its side wins! But I also think this Italy, unlike the one created in 186x, is strong enough to create, not just join, a winning side.

Now, Spain does have a strong advantage in this contest, in that it already has a powerful alliance, where Hungary will need to build one, quick-like. Italy won't join Hungary if it thinks Byz is likely to join Spain, and vice-versa; while on the other hand either one might join Spain even if it does think the other one won't, because Spain's alliance system is already quite large. Still, it's not certain yet. Ear is a skilled player, and a good diplomat when he wants to be. It is not impossible that we will see an anti-Spanish coalition; I'd give it a 30% chance.

As for Norway, we're staying out of this one. A plague on both your houses! We'll grow rich off selling weapons to both sides.
 
zlaron said:
How much BB does Hungary have at the moment? :D Sounds rather like a certain pot is accusing a certain kettle of being a very dark colour... ;)

Indeed Zlaron, but keep in mind, there is a big gap between Western Europe and Eastern Europe. Eastern Europe hasn't seen peace for a decade. And Spain's motto is, True peace can only be obtained through war. As you see, decades ago, i had all north africa dowing me. Yes, i didn't actually declare war on them, they did it. Now, without North africa independent, there is peace in all of Iberia, as well in North Africa. Of course, not to speak about technology. While these barbarians still manufacture weapons with their bare hands, western europe enjoys of some kind of early machinery to help them. This also includes trade. Our traders know no limits, while Hungary, as one eastern country, is limited to national trade. Even so, that doesn't produce much income. And Zlaron, always remember that i started with only 3 provinces, while Hungary, started with 30 or something like that. Now you see how much i evolved.
 
The Life and Times of Liu Pei
by Blayne Bradley

((This weeks AAR is officially finished))
Chapter II

The capitol of Nanjing was a large bustling city of over a million subjects, trade, industry and commerce happened all the time within the cities looming walls, so much people required a lot of food and thus farms from all around the city and up the Yang tse river supplied the inhabitants of Nanjing with all the food it required to feed its multi million populace. However, Nanjing was more then an economic hub it was also the center of government for all of the Middle Kingdom. The home of the Emperor himself and his family, attended by his court of noblemen and noblewoman, concubines, courtiers, entertainers, and of course the bureaucrats… The Empire is run from this place and it is in this place only where official policy can be devised under the watchful gaze of the Son of Heaven. However, humans are human beings, flawed and thus seemingly doomed to constant bickering and intrigue. The court is full of nobles, nobles of great wealth and powerful as well as smaller and far more petty ones, all educated in the classics and all have different ideas for how the Empire should be run and each of them competes with each other for influence and to gain Imperial favor. However, all is not what it seems, sometimes when gaining influence abroad as a General is not an option and when all methods of attaining position are exhausted and loses favor one can become spiteful and filled with malice and arrogance .It is these people who eventually go down the path of darkness and become traitors, thieves, pretenders to the throne and murderers all for the pursuit and one thing only. Power. A skilled Emperor discovers them early and puts their skills particular to their personality to good use and keeps them competing with one another so that they can never turn against him, but once every few cycles you have such men become so thirsty for power and influence that no position granted by the Imperial Court can be enough, only the throne itself will ever be enough for these people. And one such man, Jiao Shen… is who one day will hold the fate of China within his hands…

Nanjing 59th Cycle of the Chinese Calender

A Wizened old man is wandering seemingly at random through the Inner City, this is odd because the inner city is the home of the famously rich, actor families, noble of the highest rank, merchants who travel to far away lands and the occasional general. Servants are always bustling about on errands for their masters and mistresses but to have a single old man in simple cloths of a scholar wandering around with no purpose? Preposterous! But wait, he stops and looks about aimlessly until he finds what he is looking for. He goes down a particular street past the Ancestral shrine of Yama, judge of the dead. He went swiftly past it to one large mansion and was allowed entrance by the guards with barely a look, a sign that they knew him well and past though here often. He steps along the marble pathway to the front of the mansion and allows himself in. Here as is custom a servant escorts him to the rear of the mansion to an enclosed garden with several small ponds populated by many fish birds. Statues of many beings from folk tales, dark tales dot the garden. The Scholarly man shivered sensing the bad chi flowing into the garden and knew the master of the house was nearby and as expected the other man waiting for this old man spoke.

“So we meet again, old man. Hmm, have you finished my request?” He said fanning himself with a fan decorated with golden dragons on a red backdrop. The old man took a deep breath and replied “I have done as you requested, I have on your behalf requested an audience with the Emperor he has agreed to grant you an audience tomorrow to discuss important matters of state.” The old man felt very old, he had been alive for a long time now and seen many things and can predict what this man is going to do, he would stop it, oh how he would do anything to stop it but no one would believe him and this man could simply deny the accusation at a whim and if he tried to kill him his family would pay the price even if he was willing to forsake his family the result would not be certain for this man protected himself well with several body guards even in his own residence. Especially in his own residence. The man continued fanning himself and soon smiled. “Excellent, it is about time that I am given the chance to hopefully encourage some reason into that man!”

“But he is the Son of Heaven, mandated by them to rule the Middle Kingdom, speaking such words is shameful my lord!”

“Nonsense, even if he is part God he still possesses the wisdom of men and sometimes such wisdom can be in folly. He is too soft on the peasants, too soft on the merchants and too soft on the barbarians abroad! How can such a man possibly possess the responsibility to rule China if he even can’t run the Empire efficiently!? Obedience on demand, swift efficient obedience is what I needed. We must instill the populace with the iron willed obedience that we once had or else the empire will collapse! Can you imagine that? If the Empire collapses it will because of his actions! This cannot come to pas I must reason with him and hopefully I can persuade him to see what is wise in this matter and take tougher measures against the masses, the merchant scoundrels and of course our enemies abroad and within!” He continued to rant on for several minutes before he calmed himself and snapped close his fan. “You are dismissed I have nothing more to say.”

The old man, bowed to the Noble Lord and vacated the presences. Though his bow while in respect was not the bow of a servant to a master and this always irritated the noble because no one was really sure who this man was and as such did not know if he was a servant and to whom. However he owed a great many debts to the noble and could not, ever leave his service or else his life and the lives of his family would be forfeit. The nobleman waited several moments before stating. “You may leave now, no one is watching and you and your associates had better succeed, I have no tolerance for failure and I am giving no small fortune for this service.” He spoke with narrowed eyes.

The man who stepped out of the shadows was of stealthy build and was clothed in many darkly shaded clothing’s giving the air of a man not to be troubled with but was not immediately apparent of which profession for his robes were trimmed with silver stitching, a sign of a wealthy man but of unusual tastes in clothes. “It will be done Master, when given a task the Hand of Niirti never fail.”

“You had better not, the fate of the Middle Kingdom hangs in the balance.”

The darkly clothed man bowed once and left making little noise, and even the nobleman shivered a little.

In the Imperial Palace, downtown Nanjing

The Imperial Palace was a building bustling with many scribes, Confucian Bureaucrats, scholars, librarians, nobles from every level of the Imperial bureaucracy, scribes, guardsmen, and many more. At the center of it all was one man, the Emperor of China. Ming Chongzi, 60 years old and still handsome he was a man to be admired. A man who has ruled China for 30 years and commanded all of China’s mighty armies during times of crisis and here he was slowly getting older as the weight of the nations troubles, hopes and dreams fell upon his shoulders. Attended by his favorite servants stroking his beard gazing off into what he hoped would be a glorious future for the people of China.

If it weren’t for the damned Bureaucrats.

They were a pestilence, yes they were essential for running the Empire but they’re level of influence within the organs of the state were too great in his opinion, they resisted reform, resisted attempted to create a more flexible standing army and navy and were doing whatever they could to strangle economic growth that didn’t go in line with their principles. Something has to change and it has to begin during his reign or it might not happen ever.

Its possible the Emperor would have continued on this line of thought if it weren’t for events happening in the here and now, the Captain of the Guard stepped into the throne room announcing the arrival of various nobles who had successfully requested an audience with him, an annoying yet essential part of the routine of being the Monarch of over 300,000,000 subjects. Many were representatives of the great merchant families requesting various favors or suggesting changes in policy to help encourage the growth of the merchant sector, he listened to them all and made sure to listen to each one and to make each one know what he listened and is considering their words though, not by actually telling them for it is beneath him to have to explain everything, they are not fools.

After an hour of these audiences and meetings with Generals from far away frontiers came the time to break and rest before continuing with these audiences, he sat up and attended by his entourage made his way to the food table to satisfy his hunger he moved over and began eating the prepared meals and stopped and exclaimed when he saw his pride and joy. His son Zhou was present today! Zhou dressed in robes designating his position as heir to the throne wearing a ceremonial sword was obviously looking very awkward. Such pomp and attention (for several if not dozens of noblewoman were trying to talk to him about oh so many insignificant things) were not things he was used to, he was far more used to studying in a cozy library or philosophizing with his servant for life Liu Pei. The Emperor Chongzhi of the Ming Dynasty gazed upon his son and his son’s servant and beckoned them to come forth smile a grand smile whenever in the presence of close friends and family. He tuffed his son’s hair and nodded with no small earned respect for Liu Pei for he had himself observed the intelligence and wisdom of Liu Pei and was never more proud then in that moment, never had the smallest amount of doubt then that he had chosen well for his son that Liu Pei will no doubt aid Zhou and one day help him become a good Emperor. He wiped off his smile and took a grim demeanor stood tall and spoke. “My son, Prince Zhou of the Ming heir to the Throne of the Middle Kingdom. How goes life? I have not seen you in 2 years.”

“Life goes well father, Son of Heaven I am studying hard and one day I hope to be as good an Emperor as you one day.” While Zhou spoke these words he felt a stab of pain for he knew that he deep inside did not want to be Emperor Period, but spoke these words nonetheless for he did not want to cause a scene or upset his father. “Very good my son but a position as important as Emperor requires more then just books and classics however important they may be, you need real field experience, you need to see China, to see your people for yourself one day and soon! Before your responsibilities become so great that you are unable to do so.”

“As you say, but you are the Emperor with the power to command the seas at will if you ask it so, why would you not be able to take your leave of these surroundings and see the people? Are you not the Son of Heaven?” Zhou exclaimed, for he had not previously believed that there were limits to power.

There was an odd silence near them as the surrounding nobles were stunned at the absurdity of the question and quickly went on to their business for fear of catching what they felt must be the rage of their Emperor. And at first Chongzhi did indeed seem angry but quickly controlled it and sighed. He moved on and ushered the 2 boys to follow him to a quieter part of the hall and beckoned his troops to move away some distance.

“My son, once before I was Emperor I was a Prince as your are now, I had no power in the shaping of policy yet and yet I had all the choices I could make. Now I have all the power and no choices, no choice at all in anything…” His father now seemed very old, and very tired as if suddenly his father no longer seemed the god-like being that had up to this point guided his life but now seemed not just a man, but a man who has given so much and cared so much and worked so hard to achieve seemingly so little. This was indeed his father and Zhou gazing into the care worn face of his father felt very sad and yet also felt a new strength, this man was his father and never before now had it become so apparent that this wise and honorable man was such a man.


Zhou, knew he had to tell his father his reluctance to be Emperor and tugged his fathers robes. His father slowly turned to face his son when to Zhou’s horror, a horror so terrible that it was forever burned into his memory, for a man wearing the clothes of a grain merchant had removed from his clothes a hand crossbow loaded a bolt and prepared to fire the bolt into the chest of the Emperor of the Middle Kingdom, a man in richly adorned robes shouted My Lord watch out! And pushes the assailant aside but it was too late. It seemed to Zhou that day that everything was happening in slow motion, the bolt slowly piercing his father’s clothes, then the protective mail shirt under it, the skin, the muscle tendons, and then proving the expert training of the assassin entered the heart. And then everything resumed to its normal speed with the court panicking as several armed warriors removed their outer robes and began to systematically butcher any noble they can find, the guards sprung into action and began engaging the assassins and meanwhile the Emperor had fallen backwards caught by both Ming Zhou and Liu Pei and lowered gently into the ground but they could tell there was nothing they could do for this man. Chongzhi was losing a lot of blood, he was sweating and his skin was becoming cold and clammy.

“The dart had been poisoned, even had it not pierced his heart it would still have killed him.” Liu Pei stated sadly, stunned that the Emperor himself had been so easily slain. He yelped in shock as Chongzhi got up and grabbed his son’s collar and pulled him close.

“My son, I know that I have not been as good a father as I wished I could be and I know that things will be very bleak for some time but please my son, be strong, that is all I ask just… be…. Strong…” Emperor Chongzhi of the Ming took his last shuddering breath then and approximately 3 PM on the 5th day of the 6th month in the 58th cycle of the Chinese calendar the Emperor of China died.

Soon the assailants were all killed by the heroic efforts of the Imperial Guard and several other officers of the army who engaged in the fight to aid their fellow soldiers, none could be captured and so no information could be ascertained of who conspired to murder the Emperor, the Prince was escorted to secure quarters whilst an investigation was being launched. The man who tried to save the Emperor life was already being considered for his bravery to be appointed the Regent to safe guard the safety of the boy until he reached the age when he could attain the throne as Emperor his name as it was mentioned to the Prince sitting upon his fathers a week afterwards was Jiao Shen, a powerful noble who had been recently responsible for reorganizing the upper echelons of the Confucian bureaucracy and to organize new merchant guilds for the proper reorganization of the merchant tax base. After exchanging greetings with many of his fathers close advisers and this Jiao Shen himself he retired for the night to his quarters in the Imperial Palace, he had not yet decided to change quarters as of yet. The guard has been quickly reorganized to prioritize his safety but Zhou doubted that there would be an attempt on his life anytime soon.

He closed the door behind him and sat down on a bench on the porch overlooking the garden 2 floors down, the sun was setting so the scenery was beautiful but he couldn’t shake his sadness. It is then that Liu Pei as always came by his master’s side to provide comfort.

“Master, nothing can bring your father back, he was a good man and we mustn’t ever forget him but master you must be strong!”

“He is dead Pei! Dead! I cannot believe this, it had been 2 years since I last saw my own father in person and now he is gone forever! Liu Pei I just don’t know what to do.” Zhou said with bitterness and restrained anger.

“Master, there is nothing I can do to relieve your hurt but allow me to try a poem.” Liu coughed to clear his through and began to sing softly a poem by a ancient classical poet Du Fu.

"I remember the temple, this route I've travelled before,
I recall the bridge as I cross it again.
It seems the hills and rivers have been waiting,
The flowers and willows all are selfless now.
The field is sleek and vivid, thin mist shines,
On soft sand, the sunlight's colour shows it's late.
All the traveller's sorrow fades away,
What better place to rest than this?”


“As you can see master Zhou it is a song about a souls life and death journal, your father has now moved on with his life and has many great adventures yet to embark upon but you must find the resolve within you to go on and forge a new future, the rest of the world cannot keep you going by our efforts or your momentum alone.” Liu Pei said.

Zhou stopped crying. He wiped away his tears and stood up gazing at the horizon and just for a moment thought he saw what his father had been trying to gaze at for years.

China.

In all its glory, strength, and splendor and he knew that all of it rested on the backs of the tens of millions of labourers and peasants who worked hard everyday to make the impossible possible. It is then that Zhou realized the strength within himself and turn to regard his trusted and forever loyal servant.

“Liu Pei.”

“Yes Master.”

“I will become Emperor, this I promise never before had this desire burned within my very soul, I desire the Imperial throne and I will get it, I will bend every universal law to make sure that I and I alone hold that power. My father lived and died for the people of China and I will not just do the same I will do better, I will expand China’s borders, make China at peace with itself and bring all the bureaucrats in line and forge a new destiny for the Chinese people! I will find out who killed my father and before I have him beheaded I will thank him, for instilling within me the resolve to carry out any task I desire. I will need allies, I will need to make every effort to unite all of Chinese society under my banner to achieve this, Liu Pei are you with me now? Now more then ever before?”

“Yes I am”

“Good, for starting now I am a new man, a new man for what will become a new China.”

Zhou turned back to the opening that allowed him to view the garden and nodded.

China will grow larger.
 
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Burgundy AAR Thereof: Wherin the Incompetent Fool Absolut is deposed and the Genius Dr Bob is set to leading Burgundy in the big bad world.


Having imprisoned Absolut in a dungeon somewhere Dr Bob started off by killing Bohemia in a most expeditious fashion, with the protestant province of Wurtemburg going to the Burgundians. Friesen lost Holland and some money and Stettin were WPed.

This was all well and good, but Burgundy was not in the best of shape, its land tech was low, its infra and trade was lower and its domestic policies were in short; crap. The armies Quality was improved and its generals all gained a boost to fire, money was funnelled into trade, and the ability to exploit a monopolistic position was gained making Dr Bob happy indeed.

Unfortunately such advances confused the peasantry and nobles who revolted dropping the stability of the realm, just as war was declared on the Navaho in accordance with Absolut's final wishes.

Navaho were of course crushed, but once conquered Dr Bob wondered if there was any use to having them. They seemed to bring down the average research ability of all burgundians and make everyone more unstable. Dr Bob decided to give them independence and let the other useless provinces defect back to them.

Meanwhile all money was now spent in propoganda and alcohol to make the populace less likely to think about what the government was doing. A bright young spark suggested this could be accomplished better with refineries which could offer stronger stuff than those italian wines.

So it was done and 4 refineries were built, and another taken from the now annexed Friesians. This helped trade as well, as the world at large had a yearning for cheap, strong, poor quality alcohol. Despite being at a rather low trading level the glorious leadership of Dr Bob's micromanagement meant that the Burgundians got a sizable market share of the world's trade. I

This along with continued colonial adventures meant that Burgundian income went up 77%, in fact Burgundy were now in 4th of the Sunday Times Rich List, a remarkable improvement from Absolut's reign. And the army could finally have the research put into it that was required in such times, and they were gaining upon the hungarians and polish, acknowledged leaders in that field.

Judging his work done Dr Bob decided to move on from the burgundians after letting out Absolut. (who had had his fingers eaten off by rats) and went onwards to spread peace and properity to other realms that had been hopelessly mismanaged.
 
Håkon's Hall, Bergen
Late May, 1523

The roar of the mobs was muted here, but the tension in the room was thick enough to cut with a knife. It had been a long time since Yngling fought Yngling, apart from those few breakaway rebels that had been read out of the family rolls over the centuries; but here was a matter that could break apart kingdoms and families both. Kings of Norway had quarreled with the Pope before now, had even refused to send heretics for trial by the Inquisition, but those had been small matters. To break with Rome entirely, to declare not only the Pope but Holy Mother Church corrupt and false - that might break the entire Realm into warring factions, as bad as the Great Rising. Already there was rioting in the streets of Bergen, mobs waving crucifixes clashing with those armed with plain crosses. Nordnes and Laksevåg were rebel strongholds, their churches stripped of all gold and icons - cast into balls for muskets, it was said; the factions were as short on supplies as they were long on fighting spirit.

Even two years before, it would not have been too difficult to put the rioters down, although Bergen's twisty streets made for fine barricades. But now - could the army be relied on? Could even the Yngling Guard be relied on? Indeed, those aristocratic soldiers might be even more inclined than the regular hird to have religious opinions of their own. And here was the true problem. Rebellion could be put down, heresy could be burned, even disaffection in the army could in the end be settled; but a split in the Family - that would be a blow that the Realm could not recover from. Hence this meeting, to hammer out consensus if any could be found.

"It is a heresy. I do not see how we can get around that." The old Archbishop's voice was regretful rather than condemnatory; though a man of the cloth, he was, after all, an Yngling too. The question was, was he an Yngling foremost?
"Heresy, perhaps. It seems to me that the Church is often pleased to call 'heresy' what another man might call 'good common sense'. Is our Lord truly well served by gold and incense, silk and Latin? Did he not feed the poor, and consort with the lowest?"
"So he did; you have the right of that. But he also gave to Peter the keys of the kingdom of Heaven, and the power to bind and to loose. Would you go against that power?"

There was quiet in the room, for the old man had put his finger on the nub of it. All there had served their time in the Yngling Guards, had faced storms and rebels and Skraelings in distant lands; there wasn't a coward among them, for the Ynglings saw to it that no such grew to hold power in the Realm. But physical danger was one thing. Now they contemplated rebellion against the Church itself; and what if they were wrong? They might be condemning themselves to an eternity of hellfire. It was some time before anyone spoke.

"I would not fight against the Power to bind and to loose. But I do not believe Pope Salvador has that power. I say the Church has lost the way. I say that it now stands between men and salvation, and that we do right in opposing it. I do truly believe that it is right and just to rebel against that corruption. And" - the young man drew a breath - "if God will condemn me for acting as the conscience He gave me dictates, then it is also right and just that I should rebel against Him." He glared defiantly at the Archbishop, but the old man was, slowly, nodding.

"Yes. You are right, and I was wrong; a God that would punish a man for standing up for what he believes in, is not the God I have served all my life." He turned to the King. "Sire King. You will do as you think best; but for myself, and for the Norwegian Church, I say : The Pope is evil and the Church is corrupt. Please aid us in cleansing it." He took off his bejeweled crucifix, and with a twist of still-strong hands, broke off the figure of Jesus, leaving behind a plain cross.

The readiness to kill went out of the room. Yngling thought like Yngling; if the old Archbishop and the young trooper of the Guard agreed, then there would be consensus across the Family. King Trond's nod and agreement were hardly needed; he was merely expressing aloud what each Yngling had already decided, like a school of fish following the leader.

There was a great quiet in the room now, but it was not the tension of men prepared to fight to the death against former allies. Now there was only the stillness of men who knew they had taken on a great task, and were preparing themselves to face it. The younger Ynglings, who still served in the Guard, were - quietly, without fuss - putting on armour and loading muskets. They knew which set of mobs to put down, now; that was all they needed.

As the Guard filed out, the Archbishop made, perhaps for the last time, the sign of the cross towards them. "In nomine Patri, et Fili..." He trailed off, confused. Latin was not the right language for this; but old habits die hard, and for a long moment he could not recall any blessings in Norwegian. Then he remembered a prayer of his childhood, before he entered the Church. It wasn't strictly a blessing for warriors going off to battle, but it seemed nonetheless to suit; for surely, if any realm and family now needed God's guidance, it was Norway and the Ynglings. As he spoke, his voice gained strength and assurance, and others took it up with him, until Håkon's Hall rang with the words :

Fader vår, du som er i himmelen,
Helliget vorde ditt navn.
Komme ditt rike;
Skje din vilje, som i himmelen,
så også på jorden.

Gi oss i dag vårt daglige brød
og forlat oss vår skyld, som vi forlater våre skyldnere.
Led oss ikke inn i fristelse, men fri oss fra det onde.
For riket er ditt og makten og æren i evighet.
Amen.

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There is now a Protestant state in Europe, and very nice the extra income is, too. As promised, I annexed Stettin, and while I was at it, I vassalised their ally Bohemia, with a bit of help from Hungary, who got Steiermark for their efforts. Alas, the days of Bohemia as a viable buffer state in Europe are plainly past, and all that's left is to join the scramble for loot. These minor states are pretty tough, defending mountains and swamps; it took me quite some time to hammer them into submission. Meanwhile, on the other side of the Atlantic, I blazed through Indian armies, only to learn that you no longer gain maps from pagan capitals. Since I had very stupidly given the leaders for this session birth dates of 1432, instead of 1532, I couldn't access the interior. So I very annoyedly made peace with the Shawnee for a single province, permitting them to live until next week shall bring me a conquistador.

I used the bonanza from Protestant conversion to build three manus, and began the long job of converting northern Norway and Finland to the One True Faith. However, Spain is making aggressive noises at me, demanding Cuba, non-annexation of Bohemia, and other insults to Norwegian sovereignty. It may be that I'll have to let the internal development go for a while, in favour of warships. And this at a time when Italy has reached Infra 5! Truly, it's a hard life.

Europe in 1545 :

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Not much change, really, from 1523. But on the religious front, well :

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Reformed religion over most of England and the Netherlands, and the Lutheran-Evangelical is spreading among those damn holdouts to the north.
 
I see that this is becoming the main AAR thread now...

Seems like its the quiet before the storm. Btw, why is France still alive? One'd think that the Burgundians will eat it just for the sake of neater borders...

Also, very well-written, KoM! One of your best updates, definitely.
 
Thank you!

Indeed, I feel there's a big storm coming. I'm hunkering down and closing the shutters, and my general staff are forming plans. And the foreign ministry is a hive of activity.

As for France, I think Burgundy vassalised them at some point, so Abs is probably just waiting to diplo-annex them. I could be wrong, though - maybe he doesn't want another Catholic province right now?
 
France is still alive because it would cost me 3 stab to attack it, and I was trying to get trade up. Also it would push Burgundy over half the BB limit which would make it more expensive to get stab, and it can't be diploannexed as it will stay catholic. :cool:
 
Finally KoM, you posted your AAr, i was impatient. :p

I guess i dont have to say that it is very good, as usual.

Also, whats the problem with Spain? We are such a peaceloving nation. :cool:
 
An excellent and epic update KoM!

As for this apparent tension with Spain, maybe you could offer to give up those caribbean trading posts in exchange for Iceland? :D
 
Iceland is a spanish core, and it lost it pesky scandinavian culture long time ago: it now speaks spanish. If i have to get cuba by war, i will go as far as asking for greenland as well.
 
BurningEGO said:
Iceland is a spanish core, and it lost it pesky scandinavian culture long time ago: it now speaks spanish. If i have to get cuba by war, i will go as far as asking for greenland as well.

No need to take my "suggestions" seriously (if indeed you did, difficult to tell), for all I know KoM might not even want Iceland anymore.
 
If war with Spain comes, I will station a regiment on Iceland for some nice genocide. By my calculations, at its current population, it would only take ten or fifteen years of war to reduce them below 900. Then I could send a colonist to make them Norwegian again!
 
The Life and Times of Liu Pei Chapter III

By Blayne Bradley

The death of Emperor Chengui began an ominous time for China, because the Crown Prince Zhou was far too young by law to assume to the throne it was decreed by the ruling council to appoint a Regent to look after the boy and to assume the civic duties of running the country. During this period Zhou will have to find within himself the guile, cunning and ruthlessness he’ll need to eliminate his enemies, to uncover the mystery behind his father’s murder and finally assume the throne of China…

Chapter III

Zhou within the Imperial library was thinking, Zhou knew that he needed to become Emperor, now they’re were many reasons now why he should. Partially because that s what his father the previous Emperor wanted, but mostly because he knew that his father was a good man with many responsibilities and that there were many who wanted to undo what he did and now only Zhou can continue his work except this time do it better, and make sure that China is on the right path. That was the goal, to assume the throne unchallenged by pretenders, and he was no determining what or more accurately who the barrier to that goal is. He put down the scrolls he was studying in disgust and hung his face in his hands and sighed.

“You know Master you’ll never be able to complete The Thirteen Chapters if you keep being distracted like that.” Liu Pei half spoke half mumbled perched as he was on a stool going through various scrolls, he too was doing research but now at 16 years of age he was a full servant within the Crown Prince’s service and no longer required him to continue studies his training was complete but Liu Pei loved history, loved to read for the sake of reading an opportunity he often pointed out millions of peasants in the countryside never had the opportunity to do or learn how to read, for Chinese characters while obviously the height of civilizations ability to transcribe information was however much too difficult and troublesome for millions of people to learn. As such many Confucian bureaucrats resisted any reform to instill a nationwide system of educating the people in this regard.

“I know Pei, I know just that I’ve been fixated on my other task for the last two years doing everything I can think of to plan in preparation on how I will succeed and become Emperor.” Zhou said wearily as they had been in this corner of the library reading for some hours now with only the smallest breaks to eat and relieve themselves.

“Master you were appointed the Crown Prince surely there will be no objections, the appointment of a Regent was in the interest of your safety sire.” Liu Pei said as he once more shifted through the various manuscripts.

“In a perfect world yes, but my father was murdered, and I think in order to have breached security they would have to have bribed the guard, that would have taken an obscene amount of money to do, then there is the matter of the assassins themselves, they were very skilled and very dedicated and would have required no small fortune to hire them.” Zhou was getting more energetic and eager with each word as this plot while heinous to him was like a intricate puzzle and the creation and solving of puzzles had fascinated him since he was a boy.

Liu Pei finally selected the manuscript he was looking for, a commentary on the reign of Qin Huang Di and hire rule of China hundreds of years ago. After which he looked very grave and remarked. “Such a action as you describe it would require a conspiracy of the highest order, a conspiracy like that would be a heinous crime the assassins are all dead but if the someone or some ones are still out there…”

“Exactly!” Zhou exclaimed. “They are still out there and unpunished for their crime, which means that there is undoubtedly far more to this then meets the eye Liu Pei, they whoever they are would not have had the late Emperor killed if they had no thought the rewards were worth the cost but I have yet to understand what the motive may be. Without knowing who my enemy is I am half blind, if I fight this I may win a battle but I may also very well lose as well. It is only when I know myself and my enemy may I fight 100 battles without fear.” Zhou looked rather smug now and Liu Pei smiled for he quoted from The Thirteen Chapters without realizing it.

“Sire, if this is true what is to be done?”

“I must contact the Honorable Lord Regent Jiao Shen on this, he I believe will be interested in my findings so far there has been little uncovered by the investigative authorities on the matter but I suspect they are looking in the wrong places. We must find the ones behind my fathers murder and bring them to justice, otherwise what is to keep them from murdering me? And then the next heir and the one after that?”

“Why would they wish to keep murdering Emperors and why haven’t they tried to murder you yet if that is the case Master?” asked a now very much more worried Liu Pei.

Zhou looked at Liu Pei in surprise for he hadn’t thought of that yet, why hasn’t there been an attempt on his life or for that matter an attempt on the Regent’s life? Zhou pondered this for a moment and remarked. “Well Pei, undoubtedly its because security has been noticeably tightened around me and other members of the Imperial family, there’s at least one guard standing just out of ear shot with several more within range of him making any noise and dozens more added guarding the entrances to the library while I am here, also the Regent himself has a large array of security protecting him incase any try to assassinate him, as well as many new security precautions added to prevent anyone from getting within the Imperial court.”

Liu Pei opened his scroll and continued his studying and Zhou knowing that without any hard evidence to support his theory, no names at all as suspects he could do absolutely nothing…

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Later that night Zhou was restless and couldn’t sleep so got dressed in acceptable clothes and requested an audience with the Regent. Shortly he strolled down the halls with his guards and of course Liu Pei in tow following him and then was in the audience chamber for the Regent. Unlike his father who had many people in the chamber as he conducted matters of state the Regent Jiao Shen had only a few nobles whom Zhou never seen before and did not trust on sight. The Regent was discussing raising tariffs on importing goods when he noticed that Zhou had arrived.

“Ahhhh! Dear Crown Prince! You have arrived I trust that the Crown Prince is well?”

“I am well Lord Shen and I am thankful you are able to see me on such short notice.”

“No it is I who is thankful for taking the time from your much needed rest and studies to see me dear Prince how may I be of service to the next Emperor of China?”

Zhou was suddenly unease at the Regents words, the Regent had always had the affect of never seeming to be trustworthy or untrustworthy to Zhou to all appearances he tried to protect his father’s life but also he seemed to act in accordance to his own wishes rather then what his father would have done in similar circumstances. However, now was the first time Zhou felt any sort of malice from this man, and Zhou suddenly suspicious chose his next words carefully.

“Lord Regent and Protector of the Throne I have been thinking a lot lately and I have examined the facts surrounding my fathers murder and I believe that it is far more grave then originally anticipated.” Stated Zhou.

The Regent who had been slightly distracted at this point took a sudden and keen interest into what Zhou was saying now and beckoned him to continue speaking.

“Lord Regent, the murder I believe is obviously a conspiracy but much larger then I believe was anticipated, I think various nobles and merchants not just any but conceivably the most powerful of them may have conspired to overthrow the Emperor through assassination. I am not entirely aware of all the circumstances so I humbly request permission to allow me to speak with some friends of my father the late Emperor and learn more of recent events within the Empire.” Continued Zhou.

The Regent and the appointed Lord Protector of the Imperial Throne appeared to be surprised at this and pondered and his answer surprised Zhou.

“Bu Shi, Crown Prince, I cannot allow you to do this, what if the men and woman you speak with are participating in such a conspiracy or being spied on enemy agents for them? They could very well use the opportunity in which your out of the Palace to kill you! And where would China be then without their future great helmsman? Imagine the instability that would cripple the Empire if suddenly the heads of China’s ruling family died within half a decade! Madness! I cannot allow this, in fact I will as your appointed guardian forbid you to travel outside the Palace compound aside from your properly scheduled trips to the Library. The matter is final until you become Emperor yourself” Said Jiao Shen.

Zhou shocked tried to argue this. “But Regent! It is high time I begin traveling outside the Palace and see the countryside! High time to see who the people I will one day be ruling truly are! How am I supposed to govern an Empire of 300 million subjects if I do not even once travel outside the Palace compound let alone the capitol of our Empire!?”

Now Jiao Shen was angry and yelled. “You are forbidden to leave the Palace under any circumstances now! Do you understand me Prince? Until you apologize for speaking to an elder like this and not just any Elder your guardian for that matter!? Guards! Escort the Prince back to his quarters and instruct the Captain of the guard he is not permitted to leave under any circumstances.”

As such the guards forcibly escorted Prince Zhou back to his room, he struggled for a moment but knew it would’ve seemed petty and allowed himself to be brought back to his quarters. The guards apologized for having to do this and then left, Liu Pei who had followed his Master back as well was angry both at himself for allowing his master to be roughly handled as such and at the Regent.

Zhou was also angry but quickly calmed himself, in fact the calm he now displayed was eerie especially as Zhou now had a clever look about him now and spoke in hushed tones to Liu Pei.

“Liu Pei, you’ve always spoke of your devotion to me service correct?”

“Yes sire, I have what do you wish of me?” Liu Asked eagerly.

“Good, you are quick as usual. Here is your chance to be of the greatest service to me, greater then ever before, and I will be eternally grateful to you Liu Pei. But I not only ask this of you as a noble to his servant I also ask this as a friend and you may refuse, for this task will be very dangerous…” Zhou said.

“Master I am always willing to die for you at any moment, just ask me what to do and I will do it without question.” Liu Pei stated without falter.

“The words of the Regent while they may sound pleasant and reasonable, maybe even wise. But I believe it is stupid, Liu Pei, I cannot go out into the world to see what I need to see or hear what I need to hear. However being a servant I can send you on “errands” in which no one will notice you, you’ll to anyone who sees you be for all practical purposes invisible. I need you to go out there for me and find information that will allow me to find out who the conspirators are and bring them to justice, then and only then will my throne be safe guarded and my father’s spirit avenged.

Liu Pei stood up and looked very solemn and said. “I will do as you ask Master because you are indeed my closest friend, and your father was a great man and his death had no meaning. I will do whatever is necessary to aid you in ascending to the position of Emperor.”

Xie xie Liu Pei.”
 
King of Men said:
If war with Spain comes, I will station a regiment on Iceland for some nice genocide. By my calculations, at its current population, it would only take ten or fifteen years of war to reduce them below 900. Then I could send a colonist to make them Norwegian again!

I might be wrong about this, but isn't it impossible for a city to revert back into a colonial city? That is, once the population of a city / province is above 1000 it can't drop below it? Which would be why you see lots of cities with exactly 1000 pop. in areas with protracted warfare (like northern Russia in most GCs). On the other hand, as iberian is not Iceland's "standard" culture it could / would still become scandinavian again after three decades of nationalism.
 
zlaron said:
I might be wrong about this, but isn't it impossible for a city to revert back into a colonial city? That is, once the population of a city / province is above 1000 it can't drop below it? Which would be why you see lots of cities with exactly 1000 pop. in areas with protracted warfare (like northern Russia in most GCs). On the other hand, as iberian is not Iceland's "standard" culture it could / would still become scandinavian again after three decades of nationalism.

the convert after nationalism thingy doesnt happen in europe i think...so there is no possiblity to convert back to scandinavian
(maybe they changed it in a beta patch)
 
The Adventures of Robert Hewitt-Self Confessed Legend and Explorer

Friday 13th 1545:

We have left port in London, at long last, seems that the new chancellor, a Doctor of some sort has seen fit to make use of my talents. My flagship, the Tuna, has been well fitted with supplies and we hope to stop in Conneticut and Burgundian Brazil for any restocking that could be required. The Clam and the Shrimp have also been assigned to my flotilla and together we hope to map the world for Brittania, and if possible offer the natives the chance to become part of the British Empire.
We hope for calm weather and good winds, and they will be needed after we leave Recife as we are not welcome in any civilised port for the entire stretch of Africa, that could be a long journey but with the help of God it can be done.

Thursday 22nd 1546:

All seems to be well, having requisitoned supplies from the Burgundians we are now somewhere off the coast of east Africa. Happily the Burgundians gave us their maps after we stole some shiny potatoes and painted them black, they were very eager to have the new super potato and gave us all their maps. Sometimes my genius surprises myself.
Although no hostiles have been encountered on the waves we were met with cannon fire and musket shot when approaching the Italian held island of Zanzibar. Surely they must be cruel beyond reason to refuse hungry sailors rest and food. Still I made the decision to go on, after all they can always stand at the front of the ships and try to snag a seagull if they get really hungry.
Must rush, Pierre has cooked up a delightful glazed pheasant for yours truly this afternoon and Pierre does get annoyed when his food is left to cool.


Saturday 3rd 1547:

Another quiet day here, we are all in good spirits after reprovisioning in the Hungarian ports along the persian gulf and barely a week ago we made land in India, a place called Cochin. I would send a pidgeon back to London but they all seemed to disappear shortly after we left Zanzibar. Anyway, it is populated by exactly 6,000 natives, who live simple spiritual lives but also make an awful lot of very expensive China.
Well me and the men of the Tuna sneaking ashore and butchered a few of them, and took some of their china, which means I now have a rather pretty cutlery set for formal dinners. A good day's work indeed. We sailed on, and I decided I wanted to explorer all the indian land, so to faciliatate this I have devised a cunning plan.

Tuesday 18th 1549:

My plan, of sailing around in circles until we can see all of India has been a total success. We have unmapped all of southern India and it stands ready for civilisation (as soon as the current civilisation is wiped out of course). Unfortunately the crew of the Shrimp all good incredibly sea sick and dizzy and died. Nevertheless their brave sacrifice shall not be forgotten, and I shall name a village in Hewittland after them. Now after again getting resupplied by our friends in Hungarian Persia I and the Clam are setting out to the South East, for we shall find a continent and name it after myself, in order to get a village to name after the brave crew of the Shrimp. May God Bless this Venture.

Saturday 9th 1551:

Truly God did shine upon us, for the new land of Hewittland was found by myself. True, some Chinese were there before us, and yes so were the Italians, but nevertheless history shall remember it as Robert Hewitt who first discovered Hewittland. A place called Yarra was colonised and renamed Shrimp County. However Italy offered me 1000 ducats to give it to them, which I accepted, even though they changed the name I have done my duty by those brave men of the Shrimp. Whilst mapping Hewittland the brave crew of the Clam also died of a mysterious wasting illness, brought upon by having had nothing to eat for 7 months. Truly does God strike without warning to bring man to his bosom. Tasmania was also found and colonised and New Zealand as well, and there was much rejoicing among the somewhat starved sailors aboard my beloved Tuna.

Sunday 25th 1555:

As I look out to the power of Britain concentrated across the Indian ocean I cannot help but feel that I was the single reason for it being here. I have spent the years well, discovering many more islands and lands amongst the indonesian ocean, renaming them all after crews that have followed me and failed to survive. Although they say they already have names I know that God has meant for me to give them, and have been granted absolution to kill those who say different. That has proven useful as I have killed an awful lot of ignorant savages before they realised I was right, and God might have been a teensy weeny bit angry at all the blood and spleens I have liberated from heathens.
But still the settlement of India was my child and I have watched it grow with pride, as have I done with Australia, and I cannot feel other than joy as it continues. For surely I have set the seed that will grow into the jewel of the British Empire.
 
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