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Playing as Canada i got bored while trying to build up my forces and sent my only non-transport naval force to patrol the Grand Banks on ASW duty,it consisted of 2 light cruisers and 8 destroyers.Just something to do to break up the monotony,but what do you know?They ran into a super fleet of about 30 German subs.Afterwards i had to rebuild the navy from scratch. :eek:
 

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I often regoof.
Worst is the "newly-liberated ally cuts your supply line" goof, closely followed by the "brigades for each division" goof, or the "failure to predict a DOW" goof. :(
 

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Not paying attention to the Indian front, and allowing 50+ American divisions to land and cut off about half of my panzer/motorized force. Most got away, but Rommel, Manstein, and Guderians' panzer forces were all destroyed. Nothing like losing 6 panzer and 3 motorized divisions because you were trying to catch Allied Carriers in the english channel. >.<
 

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Lost to Poland.

As Germany.

In 1939.

:eek:o

I can't really imagine this - unless, of course, for some strange reason you wanted to lose.


Mine would be that recently as a game when I was being Hungary I managed to secure a province in North Africa after italy had been pushed out. It was the province to the west of Tripoli IIRC. Anyway, I sent my 18 transports back to Tirana or whatever it was to get my reinforcements. I loaded the 18 divisions in (all infantry, didn't have to Oil to support armor), and set sail. Then, I run straight into a RN force consisting of several BBs, CAs, CLs, and DDs. The worst part was that I was watching my forces in North Africa to make sure they didn't get pushed out or anything. When I realise that my transports should've arrived a day ago, I find only 3 left, back in port.

Pretty devestating loss when you're Hungary.
 

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Then, I run straight into a RN force consisting of several BBs, CAs, CLs, and DDs.

At least they weren't Tibetan BBs, CAs, CLs and DDs...
 

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I'm by no means an expert at this game, nor am I a complete n00b, yet I managed (Just two hours ago) to lose the three german divisions in Königsberg due to lack of supplies, as I forgot to start a supply convoy :D

In one game I also somehow managed to set the "Research finished" message to only show in the log, i.e no popup. So I went along at max speed for several months in 1937 until I wondered why the research was so slow and went to check it out. Normally I obviously keep better check on research, but I know what to research anyway in those early years, and it can be very boring once you've decided which strat to use.

I've also deployed freshly built Garrison units to a province from which my troops were retreating after being defeated by a Greek attack. I even attached brigades...

nor am I a complete n00b,

Hmm... might not be entirely true!
 
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I can't really imagine this - unless, of course, for some strange reason you wanted to lose.

I was my first game with the HoI2 battle system. I guess I didn't really "lose", since I didn't get annexed, but I did lose Berlin and Prussia to the Poles, which is just about as bad. :eek:o
 

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Well, in my case I didn't get beaten by the Tibetan fleet... but I DID get beaten by the Yemenese fleet :D :D :D

It was one WTF moment when it happened. Who would have expected to encounter a Yemenese fleet...
 

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As Germany having conquered all europe and now deeeeeep into siberia with the majority of the army and having US troops land 50. That's 50 inf in norway, by the time i manage to deploy enough troops to stop them they have liberated norway. dunno how the ai did that but anyway....
 

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my biggest goof.

Playing as germany i thought to build up a large navy so that i could compete with the RN when it was time for sealion. So by 1940 i had 3 fleets with 2 aircraft carriers, 2 BB, 2 BC, 2 Heavy Cruisers, 5 light cruisers and 5 DD flotillas. I forgot about building troops and armour and got owned by france. The country that hasnt won a war sience before napoleon.
 

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skigle7 said:
I forgot about building troops and armour and got owned by france. The country that hasnt won a war sience before napoleon.

I love irony. A goof in a thread about goofs.(I figured anyone willing to make comments on a topic they clearly know nothing about would require an explanation, the rest of you can simply overlook my patronising.)
 

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lek said:
As Germany having conquered all europe and now deeeeeep into siberia with the majority of the army and having US troops land 50. That's 50 inf in norway, by the time i manage to deploy enough troops to stop them they have liberated norway. dunno how the ai did that but anyway....


ouch your jaw must have dropped on seeing that!
 

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I was playing Japan, had my strategy ,all worked out.Fall 37 im victorious in China, By spring i have moved my total offensive army on an island near Pearl harbor, then i Dow on the Usa and the race against the clock starts, i land 3 marines at Pearl harbor and take it, along with the other large US naval bases in the area.Then i land 15 cavalery devissions in calefornia, the westcoast isn't that important, but i use it as a setping stone to Panama, wich i take not much later.100 devissions roughly are Moved to Panama, and prepare to invade the East coast.2 Landings by marines near Washington and York, and by a short time all 100 Devissions are on the eastcoast trying to rush Americas industrial centers, a good time is of essence to not let the USA build up to much.

And by saying that i land all 100 troops, im saying that is was so dumb to neglect garrisoning Panama, wich promtly get capped by Allied troops.My mighty army and navy, cut off ... noooooooooo