Your best/worst CK 2 quotes!
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I had two kingdoms Denmark and Sweden, I have my second son a temple cause I was an idiot. So when My character died I became my elder son, the king of Denmark, and my younger son became the priest-king of Sweden.
Sadly no just a giant theocracy, side note his wife was the “Witch-Queen” which is a damn cool title
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"I can't change the laws right now to reform my religion. It's just easier to conquer Russia."
"My liege! Everyone you have ever known has been wounded in the Grand Tournament! It was a great success!"
Flashbacks to that old bug where tournaments would never actually end, so you'd have a tournament maiming and killing people for generations.
"Oh great, my vassals conquered Poland again"
"Well now time to let my vassals snowball while I let my threat go down"
"Great the Byzantine and HRE merged, I heard England is nice this time of year..."
"I hate elecetive now I rule the Byzantine empire and have to deal these vassals rebelling.*
"Well now time to let my vassals snowball while I let my threat go down"
"Great the Byzantine and HRE merged, I heard England is nice this time of year..."
"I hate elecetive now I rule the Byzantine empire and have to deal these vassals rebelling.*
"First I will do everything in my power to make them lose this tyrannical war, so the Caliph is executed. Then I will declare war on his infant son to take back the titles his useless father stole and force a decadence revolt. Then, as the Abbasids stand in the ashen ruins of the Empire they once ruled, I will hunt down Every. Last. One of them. I will murder them. I will slay them on the fields of battle. I will execute them on gallows barely suited for rabble. I will see their entire family name wiped out from this world and build an ossuary of what remains."
-Me at 4am after the chicken shit vassal I was fighting all but lost the war we were fighting, forced the Caliph to Enforce Realm Peace, then had the Caliph revoke one of my Duchies inside my Kingdom's borders and then take the Duchy I'd used to get the CB to fight the chickenshit to begin with.
-Me at 4am after the chicken shit vassal I was fighting all but lost the war we were fighting, forced the Caliph to Enforce Realm Peace, then had the Caliph revoke one of my Duchies inside my Kingdom's borders and then take the Duchy I'd used to get the CB to fight the chickenshit to begin with.
IIRC the child is not a bastard. But even if he/she was, the trait could be removed by console.
"I just accidentally became the Sunni Caliph"
Not the most impressive thing in this thread but that's my bit to add.
Not the most impressive thing in this thread but that's my bit to add.