Mitchel and Webb are so good, and an appropriate post for the thread ;p
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You realize you are the Evil Empire when ....
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War was declared today. Reason: Military Brass tired of simulated war games.
Whend id I know I was playing the evil empire? When I selected the spider portrait.
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When you keep invading empires, taking a quarter of their population as slaves then purging the rest.
Then Federations form specifically to combat you.
So you defeat the federation attacks...take their planets, a quarter of their populations as slaves, then purge the rest.
Humans manifest destiny is the stars. Some of you serve a purpose in the mineral mines and the plantations. The rest are in the way and a threat.
Then Federations form specifically to combat you.
So you defeat the federation attacks...take their planets, a quarter of their populations as slaves, then purge the rest.
Humans manifest destiny is the stars. Some of you serve a purpose in the mineral mines and the plantations. The rest are in the way and a threat.
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When you realize invading and vassalizing your ally is cheaper than being his ally in terms of influence.
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... when you take the console to give yourself instant building and all techs researched, then take 1 (!) battleship with the highest possible tech and destroy everything. And then, you enslave everything that still lives.
Loyal Faction: 8 Pops on 1 Planet
Slave Faction: 32 Pops on 6 Planets
Or when you play a democratic nation that allows everyone to vote, lead, etc.... just to purge all xenos and pacifists afterwards
Loyal Faction: 8 Pops on 1 Planet
Slave Faction: 32 Pops on 6 Planets
Or when you play a democratic nation that allows everyone to vote, lead, etc.... just to purge all xenos and pacifists afterwards
My species is individualist, it's just that we all individually agree that aliens don't deserve nice things.
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When you start contemplating genocide as the most efficient way of increasing your research rate...
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When you start forced breeding programs as a means to compensate for low research.
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Yeah, literally my thought process was "Shit...I'm going to have to commit genocide...oh no, wait I could use eugenics instead!" >.<
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In my case, the entire galaxy hated me for 200 years for committing genocides. suddenly, the unbidden appear, and everybody loves me. I guess genocide isn't that "evil".
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"Curse those evil genocidal aliens. They think that just because they have the biggest fleet they can go around taking planets at will."
"Sir, the Unbidden have arrived."
"Bless those aliens with the biggest fleet. They have never done anything wrong!"
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When you attack a friendly empire and capture 3/4 of their planets before they surrender, all because he cut you off from a few systems and it would take too long to go around him to get the snarky empire behind him.
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When you don't decide to conquer your enemy, but just commit mass genocide against them all.
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When you "forget" your 100k fleet power navy on full bombardment over the capital world of your enemy.
When you completely crush your enemy and his alliance, and as soon as the war ends, declare war on another member of his alliance Never giving them a chance to even rebuild their fortifications on their worlds, much less the various stations, infrastructure, and ships.
When you completely crush your enemy and his alliance, and as soon as the war ends, declare war on another member of his alliance Never giving them a chance to even rebuild their fortifications on their worlds, much less the various stations, infrastructure, and ships.
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Consistent Galactic Commonwealth
see above
Ensuring connectivity for galactic connectivity.
Consideration.
Manifest Destiny 22XX+
Everyone realizes that your "colonization" isn't so bad after
Galactic information restructure program.
When you have this faction pop up constantly:
(Demand denied of course)
(Demand denied of course
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