You make me Sikh! A Punjabi AAr (vip 0.4)
Maharaja!
Maharaja!
Maharaja!
sigh..
Maharaja!
Huh? Maharadja Ranjit Singh abruptly rose up in his comfty throne from a sweet nap ,straithend his back ,looked strait forward.Noone there except from some guards at the gate ,he looked to his side.
Guru ,it's you! Why do you abrupt me from my nap now ,i was just dreaming some good stuff ,of harem's in the orient and such ,though it looked distinclty like my palace in Amritasar anyway.
Maharadja! The guru abrupted him ,the guru could do that ,he was cool. Maharadja ,i had a vision ,an important one this time!
Not some bullshit like 7 fat and poor cows crawling out of some river ,or some "world war 3" around like 200 years from now?I could care less about such irrelivant visions...
I saw ... An Octopus ,and ... a dolphin ,and like so much fish....
Afcourse you stayed of the whakey tobacy.... the Maharadja abrupted and stared somewhat uninterrested in the air.
Maharadja ,did anyone ever had a vision withought some stuff? Now listen ,this is important.
The Dolphin was swimming after some fish ,then the evil octupus came ,he was to slow to grab the fish faster than the dolphin ,so he tried to whip it's tentacle's at the dolphin ,and spray oil at it's head and fins to blind it or suffocate it.But the dolphin was fast and agile ,and it could dodge the oil ,and the tentacle's multiple times.But then the fish got closer to the octopus ,and the dolphin was forced to go ramming speed towards the octupus ,they came close ,and closer ,collision imminent ,and...
You were awaken by 5 turban wearing Khalsa's playing new age drum music? The Maharadja guessed.
How did you know?
Anyway ,the maharadja continued ,looks ok ,being a bad funky octupus ,ambushing lame overated dolphin's with oil and whip's ,kinda kinky ,and to ram it at the end ... ,so ,who is the Dolphin... ,and the fish?
Euh ,Maharadja ,the dolphin is us! The doplhin is a noble and wise animal Maharadja ,deffinatly more admirably than some clumsy octupus.Besides it has a cute nose and it giggles ,it swims along ships with people and makes jolly tricks ,and helps poor fishers in dire needs.
Help fishers? You must be joking ,dumb dolphin's get stuck into nets all the time ,a menance to profit at sea.I bet if you drop 1000 fishers 200 kilometers into the indian ocean not one returns saddled riding a dolphin to safety of land.It's face looks Mongolian ,it scares away fish when they jump all jolly around ships.
Maharadja ,this must not be discussed ,i as national expert and representative on visions ,religion ,natural phenonema ,partying and other weird stuff in this country and if i say that the Dolphin is the more hounerable animal than it is.Anyway ,the point is ,Maharadja ,that you deserve the fish ,but that damn Octupus is bugging you ,and you once have to collide ,you better eat a lot of fish so you stand strong.
Ok ,ok ,ill eat some more bloody fish ,the Maharadja replied ,and sent the guru back to his temple.
Nevertheless the Maharadja took the advice of the Guru in his head ,the guru DID have powers! He was kinda cool and funky but not easily to read.
So the maharadja would eat more fish ,but then he saw he had no coastline to get fish from.THE DOPLHIN WAS LANDLOCKED! OMG! (Oh my Guru)
So early 1836 the Maharadja saw it wise to go invade Sind ,as to get some damn sea and fish.Quickly ,mobilize the Khalsa before we starve!
Attacking Sind was a nessecity:
And it went kinda fast to ,thx to the Maharaja who was such a talented general ,in short ,we went south capturing the 2 province's up to Karachi ,wich was the hardest objective as it was a mountainious region ,and the rest was just defeating the Sind army in their only leftover province ,really that easy ,some time later ,Sind is annexed.
And so the Dolphin had fish again ,atleast for a while ,but will this satisfy its needs endlesly? See it next in part 2 of "you make me Sikh!".
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notes:
Played in Vip 0.4
I cheated with a "leadership" to get Maharaja ranjit Singh as leader emmediatly.Given the person he is and the fact that he was at the head of the realm then ,this is somewhat logical anyway.
And about generals concerned ,i edited their conversion needs so that they don't need luxury furnituure ,otherwise i wouldn't be able to get leaders probably before the 60's.
i'm not all about cheating ,ill note it when i changed something ,for the rest no cheating unless good reason ,same with reloads.
You make me Sikh! A Punjabi AAr
Maharaja!
Maharaja!
Maharaja!
sigh..
Maharaja!
Huh? Maharadja Ranjit Singh abruptly rose up in his comfty throne from a sweet nap ,straithend his back ,looked strait forward.Noone there except from some guards at the gate ,he looked to his side.
Guru ,it's you! Why do you abrupt me from my nap now ,i was just dreaming some good stuff ,of harem's in the orient and such ,though it looked distinclty like my palace in Amritasar anyway.
Maharadja! The guru abrupted him ,the guru could do that ,he was cool. Maharadja ,i had a vision ,an important one this time!
Not some bullshit like 7 fat and poor cows crawling out of some river ,or some "world war 3" around like 200 years from now?I could care less about such irrelivant visions...
I saw ... An Octopus ,and ... a dolphin ,and like so much fish....
Afcourse you stayed of the whakey tobacy.... the Maharadja abrupted and stared somewhat uninterrested in the air.
Maharadja ,did anyone ever had a vision withought some stuff? Now listen ,this is important.
The Dolphin was swimming after some fish ,then the evil octupus came ,he was to slow to grab the fish faster than the dolphin ,so he tried to whip it's tentacle's at the dolphin ,and spray oil at it's head and fins to blind it or suffocate it.But the dolphin was fast and agile ,and it could dodge the oil ,and the tentacle's multiple times.But then the fish got closer to the octopus ,and the dolphin was forced to go ramming speed towards the octupus ,they came close ,and closer ,collision imminent ,and...
You were awaken by 5 turban wearing Khalsa's playing new age drum music? The Maharadja guessed.
How did you know?
Anyway ,the maharadja continued ,looks ok ,being a bad funky octupus ,ambushing lame overated dolphin's with oil and whip's ,kinda kinky ,and to ram it at the end ... ,so ,who is the Dolphin... ,and the fish?
Euh ,Maharadja ,the dolphin is us! The doplhin is a noble and wise animal Maharadja ,deffinatly more admirably than some clumsy octupus.Besides it has a cute nose and it giggles ,it swims along ships with people and makes jolly tricks ,and helps poor fishers in dire needs.
Help fishers? You must be joking ,dumb dolphin's get stuck into nets all the time ,a menance to profit at sea.I bet if you drop 1000 fishers 200 kilometers into the indian ocean not one returns saddled riding a dolphin to safety of land.It's face looks Mongolian ,it scares away fish when they jump all jolly around ships.
Maharadja ,this must not be discussed ,i as national expert and representative on visions ,religion ,natural phenonema ,partying and other weird stuff in this country and if i say that the Dolphin is the more hounerable animal than it is.Anyway ,the point is ,Maharadja ,that you deserve the fish ,but that damn Octupus is bugging you ,and you once have to collide ,you better eat a lot of fish so you stand strong.
Ok ,ok ,ill eat some more bloody fish ,the Maharadja replied ,and sent the guru back to his temple.
Nevertheless the Maharadja took the advice of the Guru in his head ,the guru DID have powers! He was kinda cool and funky but not easily to read.
So the maharadja would eat more fish ,but then he saw he had no coastline to get fish from.THE DOPLHIN WAS LANDLOCKED! OMG! (Oh my Guru)
So early 1836 the Maharadja saw it wise to go invade Sind ,as to get some damn sea and fish.Quickly ,mobilize the Khalsa before we starve!
Attacking Sind was a nessecity:
And it went kinda fast to ,thx to the Maharaja who was such a talented general ,in short ,we went south capturing the 2 province's up to Karachi ,wich was the hardest objective as it was a mountainious region ,and the rest was just defeating the Sind army in their only leftover province ,really that easy ,some time later ,Sind is annexed.
And so the Dolphin had fish again ,atleast for a while ,but will this satisfy its needs endlesly? See it next in part 2 of "you make me Sikh!".
----------------
notes:
Played in Vip 0.4
I cheated with a "leadership" to get Maharaja ranjit Singh as leader emmediatly.Given the person he is and the fact that he was at the head of the realm then ,this is somewhat logical anyway.
And about generals concerned ,i edited their conversion needs so that they don't need luxury furnituure ,otherwise i wouldn't be able to get leaders probably before the 60's.
i'm not all about cheating ,ill note it when i changed something ,for the rest no cheating unless good reason ,same with reloads.
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