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Please do not admit openly to trolling, iwanow :D -It IS paradox forums, after all, there ARE moderators out there!! ;)

But in a paradox world, aren't trolls actually the wise men whereas wise men are trolls?

Anyway, Iwanow also helps a lot of people here, too. I think it is ok when he makes jokes sometimes unless he does not insult anyone.
 
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I try not to. Sometimes i just got bad humor, when i would kick the kitten but try to resist ;)

Anyway Back to the topic :

You know that you've played EUIII too much when you say that kongo, could conquer the world.
 

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You know you play EU3 too much when you develop a theory that the Knights of St. John were based in Transylvania. (This actually happened to me in my Tuscany -> Italy game :D)
 

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Yeah, lets be grammar nazis because the Polish, non-native English speaker didn't use correct grammar and spelling. :S

A joke, and not aimed at you. Calm down.
 

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Back to it, when you are aware of Greenland's relative size to Africa and not that hooey Mercator tries pushing off on us.
 

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But in a paradox world, aren't trolls actually the wise men whereas wise men are trolls?

Anyway, Iwanow also helps a lot of people here, too. I think it is ok when he makes jokes sometimes unless he does not insult anyone.

just to clarify : You think Iwanow's jokes are ok, UNLESS they do NOT insult anyone????? :D lol's..double negative's can be tricky :D
 

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You know you've played EU3 too much when you start wondering why Britain never bothered to use the cultural assimilation decision on Quebec.

You know you've played EU3 too much when you hear about Portugal having budget issues and wonder why they didn't solve the problem by invading Mexico or Peru.

You know you've played too much DW when someone suggests remodeling your house and you think "but where am I going to get a magistrate?"
 
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just to clarify : You think Iwanow's jokes are ok, UNLESS they do NOT insult anyone????? :D lol's..double negative's can be tricky :D

Well, joking make us show some emotions, so as long as you don't insult someone, they are good ;). But whatever double negatives are normal for poland - more to say they are correct ;). But ofc in our language. Anyway plz, don't go offtopic - even if this is fun thread, it is about something :

You know you've played eu3 for too much when you start wondering why poland is not german yet, because they did made settlement policy after all...
 

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You know you've played EU3 too much when you desperately try to think of something original for this thread just to prove your worth, but fail to think of anything..
 

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...when you look at the colors on any political map unrelated to the game and wonder what mod they're using.
 

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You know you've played EU3 too much when you are wondering about an existing Turkey.

You know you've played EU3 too much when you are wondering why you cant just mint for yourself to get rich.
 

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You know you've played EU3 too much when you are wondering why you cant just mint for yourself to get rich.

Here in the US we call that 'credit card debt' :)