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When someone mentions a country on the TV and you think of either A.) what comprised it in the beginning of EU3 or b.) Your relations with it in your game.

Or someone mentions Austria and you think "the big white blob" or France "the BBB"
 

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You know you've played to much when you have been here 10 years!
 

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(I hope everything is spelled correctly)
You know You've played EU3 too much when
...you use the word 'ducats' instead of your local currency.
...your first thought after your son marriage is 'Take that, von Hapsburgs!'
 

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You know you have played too much EU3 when...

you keep a bottle of Coke on your desk and an empty Coke bottle on the floor so you don't have to waste time going to the bathroom and when the bottle on your desk gets empty, you just switch bottles.
 

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You know you've played too much EU3 when you draw a map of your empire instead of taking notes in class.
 

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You know you've played too much EU3 when you recognize the flag of every German city
 

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You know you've played EU3 too much when you continue your strategy for conquest while you sleep.



Happened in my last Austrian campaign. Played all weekend, and night til sunday I dreamt about declaring war on the remaining Italian city-states.
 

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When you are smarter then tour history teacher.
This happend to me today. It was about the pre-Burgundian state of the low countries.
 

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You know you have played to much EU3 when...

in history class, you ask your teacher why only spain, England, France and Portugal colonised America

So true. A good history teacher would know about the Dutch and Swedish attempts at colonies on the eastern seaboard, and at least make mention of New Amsterdam before the English consolidated control of the area.
 

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You know you've played to much when
-you try to count how much infamy a real life war cost
-you judge leaders of the world with their three stats
-you saw this summer the map of Libya half covered with grey stripes
 

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You know you've played EU3 too much when your girlfriend calls you and the first thing she asks is: "How is your conquest over India going on?"

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You know when you have played too much EU3 when you have perfect knowledge of the political map of the world in 1399, but your knowledge of what happens after 1500 is skewered

True, true :D

When the Lord of the Rings is not the first thing you think of when you hear he word "Aragon" .

For me it was the opposite when I knew of the Lord of the Rings, since I was born in the current region still named Aragón, hehe

So true. A good history teacher would know about the Dutch and Swedish attempts at colonies on the eastern seaboard, and at least make mention of New Amsterdam before the English consolidated control of the area.

I knew about the Dutch in America long time ago because of the game "Colonization". Classy! ^^
 

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You know when you have played too much EU3 when:

You have perfect knowledge of the political map of the world in 1399, but your knowledge of what happens after 1500 is skewered by the fact you think that the Byzabtium ruled half the known world.

You refuse to believe that Japan formed.

You laugh at the idea that Manchu could take Ming without annexing smaller nations first. It's just a lie, gotta be...

You can hear the music in your sleep.

You think that Austria is a powerful nation.

When the Lord of the Rings is not the first thing you think of when you hear he word "Aragon" .

But Austria was powerful...

You know you've played too much Eu3 when you forget that the Ottomans existed.
You know you've played too much Eu3 when you refuse to believe that any country was ever formed.
 

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... when you are seriously wondering why America doesn't just relase Alaska and Hawaii as Vassals and conquer some of those rich oil-provinces in Persia.
... when you are wondering why the stupid spanish and french kings bankrupted themselfes even though they would have been fine with a national bank and a good MoM
 

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When you've been around on this forum since the launch of the game
When you still remember the Collectors edition forum
When this is the 8th time you see this topic been recreated.