You know you've been playing this game too long when...
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When you wake up in the morning having hallucinations about having to form this kingdom or taking this duchy until you get in the shower... happened the same with EU3...
When you start wishing the world reverted back to the good old days of absolute monarchy and nobility.
When you don't send your child to school with an Egyptian teacher because you're afraid he'll come back that afternoon sporting a wicked tan and black hair.
This is Victoria 2 for me :laugh:
This is Victoria 2 for me :laugh:
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When you tell your brother that the inheritance law is gavelkind not primogeniture, and that you will rebel if he tries to have it changed.
When you realize that your neighbor's daughter is an only child, so you try to fix your son up with her so that their kid will inherit both houses.
This actually sort of happened to me, except it was the girl's mother who brought up the idea.
This actually sort of happened to me, except it was the girl's mother who brought up the idea.
Taking the neighborhood over one house at a time, sinister plots to fill every house on the block up with children with my family name
In four generations, Fernando I Sanchez -> Sancho II Fernandez ->
Fernando II Sanchez Jimena -> Sancho III Fernandez, and his wife is pregnant. If it's a boy we'll name him Fernando.
when you plays until 03:00 and then remember that you have like 13 school examinations during the last 12 days of school and haven't started with any of them.......
Oh yes. And once we get at least half the street, we can claim the other half and evict those damned squatters. :laugh:
When you're about to visit a foreign city and start a new game at that county to warm yourself up for the trip. Did this with EU, now doing with CK.
When you're a retired pensioner and should be older and wiser but still end up playing until 03:00! Luckily, the last examination I did was back in 1973, so no worries there.
When your out with the wife and you accidentally see a cute girl walk by and you stare, then when you look at your wife again you see the negative modifiers mounting up, lustful - 20, thinks he wants an affair -20...and the list goes on and on...
I'm sure she'll be plotting my death soon at the current rate
I'm sure she'll be plotting my death soon at the current rate
When your out with the wife and you accidentally see a cute girl walk by and you stare, then when you look at your wife again you see the negative modifiers mounting up, lustful - 20, thinks he wants an affair -20...and the list goes on and on...
I'm sure she'll be plotting my death soon at the current rate
No, man, since 1.05 she is supposed to plot her rivals' deaths, not yours. Just don't legitimize any bastards!
You wake up and wish you actually had that dukedom and those 10k troops to play with...
