You know you play too much EU3 when...

[Zakuno2]

You know you play too much EU3 when.....

Every time you look at a map and see that Turkey owns thrace it pisses you off.

You have just spent 2 weeks modding in your own Decisions and events to make the game more dynamic.

You look at China and know they are almost at the BB limit.

You look at a political map of the world and get mad that they added the wrong colors for all the nations.

 

[unmerged(121326)]

When you think about writing a letter to england stating that the Falklands are in our sphere of influence

Ah but revolt risk would be +9.0 due to: nationalism, non-accepted culture.

The Falklands are mainly populated by English people (English is a member of the British cultural group. Other cultures in this group include: Lowlander, American).

 

[OrangeYoshi]

You have just spent 2 weeks modding in your own Decisions and events to make the game more dynamic.

What about all the people that have spent years doing just such a thing!

 

[blitzkerig0]

When you look at Taiwan and wonder how low their prestige is because of all their unclaimed cores.

When discussing why nations just don't dishonor alliances in class, you almost consider saying because you lose 25 prestige and then the other nation gets a casus belli against you.

 

[Polarisan]

Ah but revolt risk would be +9.0 due to: nationalism, non-accepted culture.

The Falklands are mainly populated by English people (English is a member of the British cultural group. Other cultures in this group include: Lowlander, American).

Well its still our core, 200 havn't passed since 1830-ish?

The "La Plata reconquest of Falkland Islands" may have ended in defeat...

But the "2nd La Plata reconquest of the Falkland Islands" may not

Cheers;
Niker

PS: No one quote me on this, my views represent that of me, not of my country.

PPS: I heard some britts are actually supporting war against us again, meh.

 

[OrangeYoshi]

Well its still our core, 200 havn't passed since 1830-ish?

The "La Plata reconquest of Falkland Islands" may have ended in defeat...

But the "2nd La Plata reconquest of the Falkland Islands" may not

Cheers;
Niker

PS: No one quote me on this, my views represent that of me, not of my country.

PPS: I heard some britts are actually supporting war against us again, meh.

Let's get back to RL for a second....

Did Argentina invade again? You are sounding like the war is ongoing.....

 

[Polarisan]

Let's get back to RL for a second....

Did Argentina invade again? You are sounding like the war is ongoing.....

Well not really.

Our president is just being a bitch about britain exploiting the falklands.

Funny thing is, she dismantled the army after the dictatorships, and now she is goign to need the army.

The way she is driving Chavez and the whole rest of these Latin monkeys it looks like everyone is goign to suport argentina's claim...

( look at cancun's meeting, couple of days ago )

Cheers;
Niker

 

[The_Tom]

-2 stability

 

[Polarisan]

You know you play too much EUIII when you think IRL, How the hell is the NATO/UN made? Only 2 alliances per nation!

Cheers;
Niker

 

[ADP101]

When you say: "Wow Israel has some problems, Palestine has a core on them and they have a +8% revolt risk!"

Plz no flame on this, it was just a comment i was thinkin of :rofl:

 

[kurapika_thewin]

Well not really.

Our president is just being a bitch about britain exploiting the falklands.

Funny thing is, she dismantled the army after the dictatorships, and now she is goign to need the army.

The way she is driving Chavez and the whole rest of these Latin monkeys it looks like everyone is goign to suport argentina's claim...

( look at cancun's meeting, couple of days ago )

Cheers;
Niker

Well, since the trade agreement between Chile and GB is broken and Michelle Bachelet is the Holy Rio's Summit Empress, Chile will have to defend the Argetinians interest otherwise they could lose Authority, most other countries are in Venezuela's Sphere of influence who has anti-Imperialism Casus Beli...

 

[Svip]

You know play too much EU3 when you only read the news at the beginning of each month, because that's when events occur.

 

[tuore]

You look at China and know they are almost at the BB limit.

Where would they gain BB? (Almost) all their provinces are cored by now.

 

[King_Richard_XI]

When you spend your maths class planning how you're going to write your AAR update, even though the teacher's told you you can do the homework she just gave you.

 

[Svip]

When you consider blogs and twitter a less interesting AAR-format about real life.

When you wonder why the United States didn't simply force Iraq to release prehistoric nations.

 

[saamohod]

When you wonder why the United States didn't simply force Iraq to release prehistoric nations.

True

 

[Mortu]

...when you're trying to diploannex your sister.

Heh. This has good to be the best euphemism for incest that I ever heard. Good thing I do not have a sister.

 

[anomanderus]

Let's get back to RL for a second....

Did Argentina invade again? You are sounding like the war is ongoing.....

Argentinians: Those Italians who speak Spanish, think themselves to be French gentlemen but want to be British.

 

[anomanderus]

You know you play too much EU3 when.....

You realize you have become Sunni Islamophobic because they NEVER STOP CONVERTING EVERYTHING

You realize that while you didn't care about your government's nationalistic anti-France propaganda, you now hate France because they NEVER STOP INVADING EVERYONE

You begin to daydream what life would be like if America had been colonized by a Munsterite emperor instead of English liberals

 

[Polarisan]

Argentinians: Those Italians who speak Spanish, think themselves to be French gentlemen but want to be British.

I'm Niker, and I approve of this message.

Cheers;
Niker