I'm going make sure Wagonlitz gets drunk and walks home in the snow.
You won't get me to do that; unless it is in a group. As mentioned already it is dangerous to walk home alone drunk in the snow since you risk deciding that sleeping in the snow is a good idea; that "good" idea kills people every year.
I do that whether or not you make me do it, since just because there is ice doesn't mean I have to stay home.
I know all the countries in the world
Same here.
When you want to make stupid jokes with your friends in the pub, lowbrow culture works way better than highbrow culture. Oprah, not opera.
Not in my experience; I haven't had problems telling more intelligent jokes. Similarly when I make a quiz for party entertainment I don't use low brow questions, but questions which could have been on quiz shows.
I want to go to Denmark too! It has to be beuatiful with all that.. ice.
We don't have ice all year.
I've to say it, I didn't know about that place.
It is an old hippie squatting. They took over a closed military camp in the early 1970s and have stayed there since making up their own rules and setting pride in not following society's laws. At least the right wing government forced them to buy the camp 5 years ago so at least they aren't squatting anymore like they did for the first 40 years Christiania existed. They also don't care about the earth works of Copenhagen defenses which are highly protected by law; so once in a while police needs to tear down some house they have built on them. But they still manage to continuously damage those earth works---bloody hippies; no respect for what is to be preserved.

I would not be sad if they were forced to close at some point; though they are a tourist attraction so if they just would stop damaging the earth works then I wouldn't particularly mind them staying.
Would you like to get really drunk and consider it hygge?
I have never seen the fun in getting stupidly wasted.
Maybe have some carrot cake?
I rather prefer proper Danishes, truffles, or snails over carrot cake. Fastelavn buns are really great too; though naturally they can only be eaten around fastelavn.