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If someone in the UK mentioned 'truffles' (and not the fungal type), they would be referring to chocolates, not cakes.
I wasn't even aware that chocolate truffles existed. (Also why did you assume I meant the fungi and not the chocolate?:p)
Cake truffles are a curious thing in that no two of them ever will be the same. Also they're really similar to student bread and tree trunks in that student bread is truffle with jam and hard cake underneath and tree trunks are truffles with marcipan on the outside and chocolate on the ends.
Do you know student bread or tree trunks?
 

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(Also why did you assume I meant the fungi and not the chocolate?:p)
I dunno. Just an incorrect assumption. Something just felt 'right' about you devouring truffles (the fungus).

Cake truffles are a curious thing in that no two of them ever will be the same. Also they're really similar to student bread and tree trunks in that student bread is truffle with jam and hard cake underneath and tree trunks are truffles with marcipan on the outside and chocolate on the ends.
Do you know student bread or tree trunks?
At the risk of encouraging a WagonWall, no I do not.
 

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I dunno. Just an incorrect assumption. Something just felt 'right' about you devouring truffles (the fungus).


At the risk of encouraging a WagonWall, no I do not.
For some reason after this comment I was imagining the lyrics of Wonderwall redone so that it was "WagonWall" instead.
 

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@Wagonlitz

I was invited, or goaded, into attending an academic conference on translation. Among the presenters was a translator of Denmark's leading feminist, anti-capitalist poet.

Your women poets have a rather vulgar choice of lexicon these days.

And the Danish-born translator was very excited that weed is now legal in DC and was curious if I knew where to get it. I could only disappoint her.

And the audience was excited to learn about hygge, which she considers "coziness and alcohol ".
 
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Something just felt 'right' about you devouring truffles (the fungus).
Why do people keep thinking I'm élitist?

At the risk of encouraging a WagonWall, no I do not.
Well truffles as mentioned are a kind of cake. Their dough is largely based on other cakes (i.e. these cakes are culling and dissecting other cakes and then using the remains of the culled and dissected cakes to feed themselves.:p). What you do is that you take some Danish pastry and some chocolate cake and completely crumple/mush it. Then you add loads of rum to soak down the dough. Think you also add some other things, though not certain. And then you make the truffles. Depending on how much Danish pastry/chocolate cake you use the colour of them will differ---similarly the consistency and the taste will depend on exactly which cakes you cannibalise for the dough and in what proportions. Hence why no two never will be the same---even in the same batch there'll be differences, albeit small ones compared to between batches.
I personally prefer when the pastry used had some jam in it.

They're a popular treat here and for instance at Aarhus University when the canteen makes truffles they'll be sold out really fast. And then you'll have everybody eating truffles at lectures.

For some reason after this comment I was imagining the lyrics of Wonderwall redone so that it was "WagonWall" instead.
Would you exchange anything else than that word?

@Wagonlitz

I was invited, or goaded, into attending an acamedic conference on translation. Among the presenters was a translator of Denmark's leading feminist, anti-capitalist poet.

Your women poets have a rather vulgar choice of lexicon these days.
What was the name of this poet?
And what do you mean by vulgar? Just that it was unusual for American tastes (but not for European/Nordic ones) or actually vulgar?
And Danish women have for at least half a century been leading in the liberation of women---remember that for instance we were quite early to legalise banned topic and that we were the first country to legalise porn (and possibly the only one ever to legalise all porn:oops:). Similarly prostitution has been completely legal for ages (albeit some would argue that's anti women).

Though some women, especially on the left, are quite liberal with regard to talking about things like their period. Think that might be what you experienced. Also I've never figured out whether it's just a long standing "joke" or some women actually do it (though at least some have advocated it IIRC), but there's a term here called free bleeding which essentially is women refraining from using tampons/period binds and instead just letting the blood bleed freely... Apparently it should be liberating in some sense---I frankly just consider it disgusting. Though as mentioned I don't know if there's actually women following it (and I'm not particularly interested in finding out).

Did you hear the translated poems?

And the Danish-born translator was very excited that weed is now legal in DC and was curious if I knew where to get it. I could only disappoint her.
Sounds like she's an Ø voter... She probably has been in pusher street (actual street name in Christiania, which is an autonomous part of Copenhagen) many times. Fortunately pusher street has finally been shut down recently---after over 40 years of shut down attempts by police and politicians (police would come in with chainsaw and mow down everything in sight just for pushers to be back the next day). The reason for the shut down was very tragic though. It happened due to a very very violent episode where a pusher shot a cop in the head and also hit a civilian (in the leg IIRC); think he might even have hit a second cop to make this mass shooting even bigger. Everybody survived fortunately.

And the audience was excited to learn about hygge, which she considers "coziness and alcohol ".
Alcohol can be a part of it, but it's far from required. And coziness needn't be included. So what she mentioned needn't be involved.:p She was just significantly simplifying when explaining it---I wouldn't have simplified so fiercely though, but instead done a more exhaustive explanation.

Did you mention you already had a quite deep knowledge of the subject?
 

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Ursula Olsen.

Which sounds like something that the Danish Naming Commission pulled out of a hat.

Well, the poem discussed how women riding men, in effect, "milks" their cocks and subverts the capitalist patriarchy because it makes them more like women. Also, something cunts and how they show ferocity toward a vicious market. Or that was the gist.

Basically, I get to spend the remainder of this cab home deciding how to best tell my wife that today's itinerary included graphic poetry about the joys of the cowgirl position by a woman eager to get high with me.

The audience seemed, on the whole, quite familiar with hygge.
 

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Oh, and it turns out that blowjobs are a feminist act now.

I suggest that any single guys try out this argument with the progressive women at your nearest university campus.
 

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Oh, and it turns out that blowjobs are a feminist act now.

I suggest that you single guys try out this argument with the progressive women at your nearest university campus.
Sigh. The lengths I must go to in order to show solidarity with feminists...
 

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Sigh. The lengths I must go to in order to show solidarity with feminists...
Call a doctor if your solidarity lasts longer than four hours.
 

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Call a doctor if your solidarity lasts longer than four hours.

Always self, self, self with your concerns.

The poor lady's sore jaw after 4 hours!

Here are some lines from the 10th Muse, Lately Sprung Up in Denmark:




"YOU BIG! And must it be looked after and watered or starved to death or both? OH. So that they are singing both of them

Good Breast and Bad Breast. Both Big Prick and Carrot. Them I will swing between that is destiny. That we can call a quadruple grip on my BALLS that is destiny? YES? You give all the names.

All that YOU have given me in the belly: security and both breasts and prick and carrot. DAMMIT how small I am.

YOU give both reality and dreams and I am the quiet before the name. Oh. TELL ME.

My dolls. Breast Buddy and Enemy Of The State. I gave them names
bury them with me when I die. Sweet sweet big

alarm. Let me howl and die.
The skin of my ass blossoms and becomes wings

flapping wings."



http://www.poetryinternationalweb.net/pi/site/poem/item/17432
 

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Hang on a second, you mean I don't have to perform blowjobs myself to show solidarity?


Yes, that's why I suggested it. For social science purposes, I was curious if this would be an effective pick-up line with feminists.

See, when the guy is doing the work, it's patriarchal, but when he's more passively being "milked", that puts a whole new spin on things. He's powerlessly being exploited, as are the victims of the capitalist system, so it's a subversion of the usual power paradigm.
 

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Ursula Olsen.

Which sounds like something that the Danish Naming Commission pulled out of a hat.
How does it sound like something pulled out of a hat? Olsen is a really common surname and Ursula, while not common, is a completely valid surname. On January 1st 2017 (the databases only publishes these numbers once a year for some reason despite having them in real time) there were 566 women named Ursula---and 4 women names Ursula Olsen.

To be frank I find her surname stranger, albeit Andkjær isn't that strange, but sure stranger than Ursula Olsen.
Here we have her by the way.
=ursula_andkjaer-olsen.jpg


Well, the poem discussed how women riding men, in effect, "milks" their cocks and subverts the capitalist patriarchy because it makes them more like women.
That does sound quite strange---though not necessarily vulgar. If it just describes the act in normal words I wouldn't consider it vulgar in this day and age. (50 years ago sure, but things have changed since then.)

It does make her sound like not wanting equality between the sexes though, but instead wanting dominance over men. (And I don't see how milking the men makes them women unless she meant that it makes them become subservient like women are in her, false, opinion.) @spartanlemur

She's actually got quite a few prices of which several are really prominent. E.g the Dan Turéll price named after Dan Turéll (1946-1993) and the Holberg Medal named after Ludvig Holberg (1684-1754).
The latest she's got is Montana's Literature Price which she got for the poem collection the heart of the 3rd millennium. (Guess that might be what you heard excepts from.)


Though I had never heard of her before you mentioned her. My feminist sister might though; she's in Athens at the moment though, but if I remember I'll ask her when she gets back.

Also, something cunts and how they show ferocity toward a vicious market. Or that was the gist.
I just don't get this.


Guess I won't be reading her poems should I ever come across them.

Basically, I get to spend the remainder of this cab home deciding how to best tell my wife that today's itinerary included graphic poetry about the joys of the cowgirl position by a woman eager to get high with me.
Just tell it should she ask. No need to hide it---that would just risk making a feather into 5 hen.

The audience seemed, on the whole, quite familiar with hygge.
Why didn't they protest when she claimed hygge was solely about booze then?

Oh, and it turns out that blowjobs are a feminist act now.

I suggest that any single guys try out this argument with the progressive women at your nearest university campus.
Somehow I have the idea that trying that would still get you stamped as an oppressive white cis scum trying to take advantage of vulnerable women by appropriating the feminist act of oral sex.:p
God these feminists never cease to deliver. Also even if they complied I'm not certain I'd do it, since these women might well be crazy enough to think that to fully emasculate men they should have their penis bitten off. @DarthJF you better not spread feminism to Japan.:p
@CyaN if you ever come across one of these loonies in your tech support job then please "accidentally" have them format away their crazy manifestos.:p
 

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That does sound quite strange---though not necessarily vulgar. If it just describes the act in normal words I wouldn't consider it vulgar in this day and age. (50 years ago sure, but things have changed since then.)

Aren't there more elegant ways to write about it?

This isn't even poetry.




It does make her sound like not wanting equality between the sexes though, but instead wanting dominance over men. (And I don't see how milking the men makes them women unless she meant that it makes them become subservient like women are in her, false, opinion.) @spartanlemur

It's metaphorical.

Though I had never heard of her before you mentioned her. My feminist sister might though; she's in Athens at the moment though, but if I remember I'll ask her when she gets back.

I would ask my sister, but she would assume that I'm drunk or that it was my idea of a joke.
 

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Here are some lines from the 10th Muse, Lately Sprung Up in Denmark:
Is that one of her poems?

All that YOU have given me in the belly: security and both breasts and prick and carrot. DAMMIT how small I am.
I don't really get that poem. Though this I think I might have understood. Is she talking about getting security from having her stomach filled with his semen and then complaining about him outputting more than she can contain?
Or am I utterly misreading this?


Oh almost forgot: She's an arts major in music and philosophy---says it all...
Hang on a second, you mean I don't have to perform blowjobs myself to show solidarity?
You were actually contemplating giving out blowjobs to show solidarity with feminists?:confused:

He's powerlessly being exploited, as are the victims of the capitalist system,
I rather doubt that the victims of capitalism enjoys being exploited though, so unless the women do the penis chopping the analogy doesn't really hold.
 

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I just don't get this.

It's only a silly idea.

Just tell it should she ask. No need to hide it---that would just risk making a feather into 5 hen.

This isn't about about jealousy, but rather it seems like a useless way to further serious scholarly inquiry.


I blame Denmark!




Why didn't they protest when she claimed hygge was solely about booze then?

Probably because the audience consisted in large part of graduate students, writers, and translators who'd rather be off having a drink.

Somehow I have the idea that trying that would still get you stamped as an oppressive white cis scum trying to take advantage of vulnerable women by appropriating the feminist act of oral sex.:p

For me, it's wrong to politicize it.


God these feminists never cease to deliver
Should we take that as meaning the new Danish school of feminism has been "delivering" for you?
 

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@Wagonlitz

Follow the link; does this one read better in Danish?
Holy Christ that's really strange. Will comment on it in a bit when I get the time to write a longer post.
Also that part I thought I'd understood is stranger in Danish. She is indeed talking about the stomach, as in the digestive organ and not the abdomen, and the way she writes I really can't read it any other way than that she's writing about having digested a dick in her stomach...:confused:
@DarthJF we might have an example here of one of those blowjobs which ends in dick cut---and then she apparently swallowed and digested it. Apparently to fully emasculate him.
@Health do you still think it's something to teach your daughters to do?

This woman's sick.