Ye Olde bAAR: Closed

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C444Lockhart welcomes his new friend The Astrologer to his table. The Astrologer coughs repeatedly, and frowns.

"Well.. Here we are again.."

The Skinny Guy shakes his head, "Never mind him."

 

[Amric]

Finishes his bottle of 151 and smiles at all the interesting and amusing characters that inhabit this place. He turns to the bAARtender and asks for another bottle of 151.

 

[Norgesvenn]

Eochaid scowled at the ragged man coming in the door.

"Norg! Where have you been? You look like... you've got SARS..."

"Uhm, well, I've been a bit tired after this"

 

[Kurek]

Haha, I was looking through my revision notes and somehow some notes for my Athens AAR were mixed in, didnt realise I had so many notes... anyway..

Drinks another beer

Time to revise again, exams in erm... 4 days.... oh crap

 

[Judge]

Judge looks around the bAAR and notices that the bear that Peter Ebbesen brought is all gone. Puh, great Judge reflects and orders a beer. I wonder why he contemplates, as he in peace and quiet tastes the beer.

All of a sudden he becomes very much aware of why the bear left the bAAR.

“Hejsan Gutter, Ja vi elsker detta lann, heja Norje, heja Norje” (Translation: Hello Guys, we love this country, Go Norway, Go).
A bunch of drunken Norwegians have occupied the bAAR and are singing their homeland songs in loud voices.
Judge desperately starts asking for a pair of ear –muffs as he really hates the idea of leaving an unfinished beer.

 

[Amric]

I've shot past 100 posts in less than 2 weeks. Woohoo! I know it is nowhere near many in here, but it's a start!

 

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*huuuu*Impressive.

*hihhhh*

*huuuu*

Most impressive.

*hihhhh*

 

[Alexandru H.]

Hey, great work! For me, the posting bit was a bit slow! Problems of adapting (I really had nothing important to say for about 6 months )

Hey, I saw Norwegians and lived to tell the tale! Anyone noticed that beer consumers look the same all over the world? Weird stuff, man...I tell you...

 

[Eochaid]

The BAARtender sneaks right behind Judas undetected, and lightly pokes him in the back with the tip of his quote gun

"- Yes Eochaid, what can I do for you?

- Start running my friend"

 

[Bismarck]

Run, judas, run! That thing fires like a UT chain gun....

M

 

[J. Passepartout]

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! RUN JUDAS!!!!!!

And now for some advertising: The OdcAARs need YOU! Go and vote now. There is a link in my sig if you have been suckered by this advertisement.

 

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Bah, I'll quote whatever I want to. What are you going to do about it?

*THIRTY SECONDS LATER*

EOCHAID: Well, that was easy.

 

[Kurek]

:O He quoted twice.... after he had been warned.... dear God...
Eochaid better have this sorted out soon otherwise we could have a messt revoloution on our hands...

 

[Amric]

The empire takes a dim view of revolution.

 

[Wyvern]

"Roll up roll up, vote for the funniest OscAAR now. Personally I'd pick LD's. A real master piece of wit and LOL humour."

"Hey, why you sucking up to LD" grumbles Passepartout "you should vote for me instead! Mine knocks 10 socks off LD's feeble posting!"

"Well you didn't put my AAR up for the Weekly Showcase like LD did. So I'm biased - Read Defender of the Isle and I might just change my mind - I'm not averse to a small bribe either. Oh thanks for the drink Rictus - cheers!"

 

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Whew. Nice of them to keep me alive. Though I just don't feel myself without quotes.

Hey, Eochaid, when's the next meeting of QA (Quoters Anonymous)?

And Kurek, I don't take to orders very well. Just be glad when I'm on the side of good. Oh, and when are you going to get that Cymru AAR started? (though I would recommend that everyone read the history of Wales he has there right now. If that is what the AAR is like, then I'll be quite a fan).

 

[Kurek]

Erm, I dunno, exam on Monday, after that College is over So got a bit of free time before I go job hunting and stuff, so within the next month hopefully

 

[Kurek]

staggers into the bAAR

exam... over.... up all night... revising... tired....
must work on Scenario soon...

Kurek falls to the floor and rolls up in a ball, time for some well desereved sleep...

 

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LaMotta enters the baar. He slumps down on a stool, burps violently, and says, "the 66666th post is mine! Yaahoo!"

 

[Kurek]

Ah,
Kurek sips from his Martini

I think maybe the time is near, soon.... I shall start work on my Scenario again... soon.... Cymru will be free!