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KON hesitated at the door, wondering if it was wise to step across the threshold. Too long had he been absent, and he wondered if his return would be greeted with hospitality or hostility - that is, if it was acknowledged at all. He still remembered the resentment many felt about his abortive, uncompleted attempt at a Hungary AAR.

He had harbored doubts about the whole project from the start, but after some encouragement on the part of MisterT and of others, he had begun. It had gone relatively well at first, and he had enjoyed posting the updates and getting various feedback (some negative, but mostly positive). But then life had intervened, as it tends to do sometimes, and his once-proud project stood empty and abandoned. In shame, he had retreated to a faraway place, away from everyone and everything. Indeed, it was long since he even had the interest or courage to play another game of EU2 again.

But after many months, the old urges to rape, pillage, and plunder across Europe were too great to resist, and so he had returned to the world of Europa Univeralis. At first he merely lurked in the shadows, listening for news and checking for updates. There was no need to announce his presence until the time was right... but was the time right now?

He would soon find out, as he stood hesistant at the door, the sounds of laughter drifting through to ring in his ears. Soon he would know if his absence had gone noticed, or if his failed project had been remembered. He had vowed that if he ever started another AAR, it would be completed, win or lose. But first he had to reacquaint himself with the world of Europa Universalis...

He took a deep breath, and pushed open the door. The heavy wooden panel creaked slighty as it swung back, and KON cringed at the thought that someone might have heard it. His eyes scanned the newly-revealed room quickly, and those old familiar smells greeted his nostrils: MisterT's cigarette smoke, and various alcoholic beverages. At least that much had not changed. KON took some small comfort in that.

He hesitated a moment, and took a few steps into the dimly lit room. The door swung shut behind him, and he was now irreversably within the world of EU2...
 

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Upon observing King of Nines' entry, Norg and Eochaid started whispering amongst one another, nodding meaningfully to where he was standing. There was this other guy sitting next to them, who unsuccessfully tried to hide his interest in Norg's and Eochaids mumbling discussion.

"Seems to be some new people here, as well." KoN thought.


"Bah! Well I couldn't care less, Norg! I haven't seen 'im before!" It was clear that the drink the unfamiliar man was wielding, wasn't the first he had drunk today. "Finish AAR, or no finish AAR, wot's the diff'rence anyways?" He blurted out, at the same time trying to make sure that nothing but words exited his mouth. "Hey you! Come join me and Sasha here 'n tell me a littl' 'bout yourself! Are you thinkin' of startin' another AAR or wot?"

KoN hesitated

"I'll buy you an X-mas schnaps!" The inquisitive man shouted.

That broke the ice. KoN walked over to Commandante and Gaijin. Their jovial conversation continued for hours and the schnaps continued to flow.
 

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The Christmas season was descending upon the bAAR. MrT was hanging misteltoe in places he knew Trixie would pass along, and heagarty and Storey were both eagerly applauding the initiative.

Eochaid was, as usual, unhappy with the Christmas menu, as it didn't include frog, snails or raw meat.

Norgesvenn was shaking from anxiety attacks, having tried to do some Christmas shopping, and was well into his fourth bottle of Johnnie Wlaker (bAAR speciality).

Lord Durham was out using the beavertooth to cut down a Christmas tree.

Secret Master had donned his Christmas secret costume, a white beard and red nose.

It was a festive season. Director, Craig Ashley, Valdemar, J. Passeportout, Faeelin, Languish, Gaijin de Moscu and Commandante were wrapping up presents and making little gnomes from toilet rolls and cotton. The season was upon them.

Even the bouncAAR, Peter Ebbesen, had lit up, and had decided not to conquer anything for the holidays, in the spirit of Christmas.

Ebeneezer Scrooge was far, far away from the bAAR. Holistic God was writing his wishlist, which he planned to give to a red-nosed Norgesvenn. On top it said "1. Have huge tab eliminated".

King of nines was still celebrating his return to the bAAR, and kept Eochaid busy with his strange orders.

Rictus was expected back as well with jingling balls, sorry, bells, and exciting tales of university life debauchery.

'Twas truly a festive season...
 

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"It feels good to be back again, mate. And to answer your question, yes, eventually i do plan on doing another AAR. Much better one too...."

He poured himself another drink and took a swig, spilling some on his already-stained shirt.
 
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Meiji-Tenno quietly walks over to the King of Nines, and whispers "You better save yourself! bAARtender Eochaid hunts down quotes in the bAAR! You will be brought to the torture chamber on the lower floor if he catches you!"

:D :D


Meiji walks back out of the bAAR, into the muddy streets.
 

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KON watched the retreating Meiji-Tenno and lifted his glass in a silent toast of appreciation. Then he turned his attention back to his drink, and thoughts of games and AARs to come.
 

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Very slowly, Eochaid put his quote gun back in its holster. Nobody but Meiji-Tenno had noticed him reaching for it... yet it had been sufficient. Thanks to Eochaid's policy of terror, people were now very welll behaved when it came to quotes in the bAAR. And one day Eochaid thought, I'll be the Master of the UNIVERSE! Hopefully the bAARtender (not to be mistaken with the BAARtender) was hit by the spirit of Christmas and so postponed his evil plans.

He then motioned himself to the backroom, and checked what food they had. After a few minutes, he came back to the counter, a notepad in his hand and a pen behind his right ear.


"- Okay people. Here's the menu:

Entrées:

Foie gras aux truffes avec un Sauternes 1998.
Bourriche d'huîtres avec un petit blanc sec...

Plat Principal:

Dinde juteuse avec son lit de garniture appropriée et un petit Bourgogne rouge Bouzerand-Dujardin 1999.

Desserts:

Bûches de Noël (Vanille, Chocolat, Grand-Marnier)
Gateaux au sucre roux
Grog

- Errr Eochaid, that sounds nice, but can't you translate it in English? shyly asked Norg

- No my heretic Friend! French cooking is not meant to be translated! Anyway, I'll cook and all tha you'll have to do is eat. Don't worry, there's no frogs, snails or raw meat.

- I'm always suspicious towards French food..."

Once he'd despoticaly chosen the Christmas menu, Eochaid sent Gaijin, MrT and Valdemar take care of the Christmas tree. They'd have to pick a nice big one and decorate it nice.

Once the commando had left, the ever-moving French Christmas dictator drafted all the remaining customers for a choir that would sing warm ups for Christmas. Meiji-Tenno, King of Nines, Commandante, Lord Durham, J. Passeportout, Bismarck, Director, Zhai and Languish all had to line up and make an effort at looking Christmasy.


*Choir singing*

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
 

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Rictus poised at the entrance to the bAAR, drinking deep at the visual delights on offer. Rather than the omnipresent dull browns of wood panelling across every conceivable surface, broken only by the occassional non-descript stain of dubious origin, now vibrant greens and reds and golds glittered from orifaces untouched for 99% of the year. Christmas truely was in the air, though that was mostly the fault of the choir.

He peeled off his gloves and approached the bAAR itself, which was suffering from an over decoration of pint glasses. He managed to interrupt Norgesvenn opening his fifth bottle and greeted the fellow drinker.

"Good lord, mate, you're back!" He slurred in Rictus' direction.

"Certainly am. Armed with EU2 this time as well. Now, I have some christmas shopping to do" - Norg shuddered - "but that can wait till tomorrow - and most of it's beer for my dad anyway. So, in the meantime, I'll have a Kronenburg. Now, I have to find out how everyone is doing." He turned to the rest of the room, "Anyone fancy giving me a summary?"

As the glass slowly filled and people voiced their health and current activities, Rictus' chest swelled with pride. It was good to be back.

__________

How's everyone doing? Hope the festivities are going well
:)
 

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"Just fine and dandy!" Commandante screamed, desperately trying to shout louder than the choir was singing. Or perhaps that last word was an overstatement. More like screeching than singing. "Eochaid, could you give me something to wetten my throat. Something French, perhaps?"
 

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The door to the bAAR flew open, letting in a gust of frosty air and some loud voices. Then it slammed close again.

Eochaid, who was listening with a happy smile to the choir that he organised, looked back with an expression of worry at being disturbed.

The door opened again:

'To the left! to the left! No, no! Not so much left!' Gaijin's voice drifted in.

'Aw, eh!' that was MrT.

'Now to the right! Yes, yes! Oi, it's in my ear!' Valdemar could be heard somewhat in the distance.

The door closed again. Eochaid shrugged, and Commandante used this moment to send another schnapps down his throat. He did not really like to be made singing like that, but he did not want to upset the Christmas dictator.

The door opened again, and Gaijin flew in. He immediately jumped back up, trying not to drop too much snow onto the floor (he did not want to mop it again).

'Et voila!' he said, as MrT's back showed in the door. A few moments later, the three commandos pulled in a huge, bushy, aromatic X-mas tree, which was, strangely enough, fully decorated. The choir stopped singing.

'Hey, this tree looks familiar... Where did you get it?' Norg asked.

'Uf,' Gaijin said, wiping drops of perspiration from his forehead. ''Twas the last one. Smack in the middle of the square in front of the City Hall. Complete with lights and all. And free!'

'Wa... wa... What? You brought the City Chritmas Tree?'
 
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"Nicely done, mate!" Commandante said to Gaijin. "They can have it back come New Year's, 'cause then we'll decorate this place for PARTY" He swayed notably on his bAAR stool, when shouting this last exclamation. "Ain't that right Eochaid?"
 

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KON decided he needed a break from singing and made his way to the bar. After paying for his drink, he made his way over to the table near the entrance where Rictus, Commandante, and Gaijin sat discussing their latest venture.
 

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Norg stumbled to his feet. Seeing Rictus back wasn't everyday stuff. He went and and grabbed a few more bottles of Johnnie Wlaker and sat down.

"Well, things have been fairly easy. Some 'yulebord', some HoI, some bAARtending... now tell me about life at the university. Do they still teach you stuff?"

"Uh, yes. They do!"

"And the women?"

"Nothing like Trixie"

They both stared over to one of MrT's misteltoe bear traps. Some of the patrons, <anonymous>, <anonymous>, <anonymous> and <anynomous> were trying to kiss her by chaining her to the flAAR (or floor).

"So, any news on the Horde?"

"Uhm... look! A pixie!"
 

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Bismarck enters the BAAR, smiling and laughing.

"What's gotten you into such good spirits?"

"I got an early birthday present... I was made ChancellAAR"

"Really? When's your birthday?" Norgesvenn asked from behind his bottles of Johnny Walker....

"On the 21st.... I am just so pleased with my new status... though it has no power with it... it just looks so cool :) "

Woot!

M
 

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"Congratulations, Bismarck! It's well deserved, despite you posting very unfortunate pictures of me in the Mess (like in a place to eat and drink, and not like Norgesvenn's hair)", Norg said, and gave Bismarck a bottle of aquavit off his huge pile.


Edit: What does w00t mean? :confused:
 
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"Ahh, Norgesvenn, mate. W00t is just one of the many examples of l33t language in use. The choice language of youngsters and those too lazy to type properly :D. For example:
W00t! I 0\/\/n3rz j00 @ EU2!

This could loosely be translated into: Yay. I'm better at Europa Universalis 2, than you."

Rictus finished drawing diagrams for the confused bAARtender and drained his drink. "As for a Hordian update, I've got my notes now and I've started drinking (in RL) so I'll get typing soon. Though I'm meeting a bunch of chums for much alcaholic celebrations tonight so the earliest I'll post them is tomorrow. But be assured, they'll be done."
 

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Valdemar entered the bar laughing,

"I just went by Bismarck's post in the mess "Norge now with Rolator", where I come from a Rolator is an aid for the elderly, like this one"

rollator.jpg


"Oh and Bismarck congratulations on your new title, very well deserved after your hard work on your long lived AAR about Cyprus."

Valdemar turned to the BAARtender (not to be cofused with the bAARtender ;) )

"Norg, give me something christmassy, oh and I like your new HOI AAR, even if it isn't happening in this neighborhood"

Norg turned to fix a drink and Valdemar continued,

"Glad to hear you might revivie ALV."

Norg just grunted noncommitally, unusually tightmouthed. :rolleyes: :D
 
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OOC: Sorry to dampen the X-Mas spirit a bit, but can I remind you all again what the bAAR is supposed to be used for?

And Rictus, welcome back, but let's not perpetuate any of that childish gibberish that some of the illiterate youth of today use in place of proper language skills.

Thanks,
LD
 

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Looking quite disappointed at LD not being in tune... Eochaid gives the choir a five minute break to get something to drink. There was Christams Schnaps, Glog, Christmas Beer (Jul Öl)... And while the boys were having a well deserved break, Eochaid took the time to check Languish's new Vinland AAR. A most excellent AAR. With a fun touch that made it just right for Christmas time!
 
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