Ye FIELD OF HONOUR
The Jousting world champion, Sir Rowan Andrews, peered through his open visor at his protege. His squire was due to try for his spurs, but he wasn't very quick. He had better explain the Tourney procedure again.
"Now listen boy!. And try not to get snot on your visor!"
"You....... and your horse, go to the Judges table and sign in. It's the table with the three men and shields adorning the rack behind them...... Got it?"
The youth nods.
"You tell 'em your name, nation and position. All right? If you see any shields above the judges' heads of those you hate, you may knock their displayed shield and inform the judges, to be matched against them."
The youth looks doubtful and takes a gulp of air.
"Then boy, you will retire to the pavilions to prepare and converse with other contenders."
"Clear enough? If you learn nothing else in your pitiful life remember this. The judges' word is final! Conduct yourself as a noble and according to the code of chivalry!"
"If a mount is knocked from under you, you only have one spare. For others, you need to ask another contender to lend you one. SO DON'T LET YOUR MOUNT GET HURT!"
"IF............. Heaven forbid, you ever want to wear a ladies favour, it is a minor matter."
"Either bring a lady to champion, or, if you enter and win the 'Tip' at the beginning of the tourney, give the crown to any maid here that takes your eye. But if you want to do that, wait until you grow up a bit. You'll never remember to enter her name as you sign in, and you'll never enter or win a 'Tip'."
"If you ever do, you'll get to crown the 'Queen of Love and Beauty' who bestows the laurel wreath of victory on the champion. If you ever manage that you will have a great advantage over the lady and her father, and I will eat my lance........ Sideways"
By now, the youth's knees are trembling and a sweat has broken out on his pale brow.
"The Lord Master Herald runs the whole show. So respect him or be removed. His word is law upon any jousting field of honour. Even the host would do well to remember that."
"Oh. And keep your "poker" in the rack. No 'off-field' duels are allowed as this is viewed as bad form; an insult to both the host and chivalry.... Clear?"
"Here's the points system. Take it away and read it"
The boy stares at the lists and nods. Taking the parchment to peruse he goes to suit up. Today he was to become a man.
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