XenoBurger, Home of the XenoBurger

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In 1.5, we will gain the ability to eat other species. So what better way to commemorate these xeno delicacies than to make them fast food across the galaxy! Without further ado:

Welcome to XenoBurger, Home of the XenoBurger (may I take your order?).

What is XenoBurger Inc.?
A new "flavorful" rare tech in conjunction with Xeno Processing. XenoBurger uses patented spices that make even the tamest xeno meat taste delicious across the quadrant. You have to try it!

What does it do?
We have taken xeno flavor to new corporate heights! Here at XenoBurger, we have perfected the cultivation, shipping, and cooking of your favorite xenos. We offer even more food production via processing, but incur a consumer cost increase. Also, you gain more favorable trade agreements when selling food to other empires!

Why?
Because it is hilarious to sell pacifist vegetarians your amazing XenoBurgers. Watch the new Stellaris stream to see the reference!

 

[Ultimuh]

Well I always wanted to try one of those Blorg salads. Without salt, please. We Snailiens are deathly allergic to salt.

 

[Notho]

Well I always wanted to try one of those Blorg salads. Without salt, please. We Snailiens are deathly allergic to salt.

I like my snailien with butter and garlic.

 

[Emraldis]

Could I get an order of Snalien with a Blorg salad on the side? Extra salt please.

 

[Lordban]

One Daniel Special Snalien Burger and Blorg salad, coming up.

 

[Lothmar]

This thread made me think of a thread I just started recently. *chuckle*

Basics of it was, if a civilization has 'Agrarian' does that apply to the eater, the eaten, or both?

ex: If The consuming empire has Agrarian, do they get +15% food from food purging sentients? Or do Agrarian civilizations give a +15% to the food they create because they have lots of available grains etc for serving them on things like buns, pizza dough, pasta, tortillas, basically anything with carbs when being consumed by another empire. *chuckle*

Or instead of a standard 15% bonus, is an agrarians society that is eaten considered 'delicious' because they've been fattened/sweetened up after being raised on grains etc and grants that 'delicious' 200% modifier we saw in a screenshot recently?

 

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Basics of it was, if a civilization has 'Agrarian' does that apply to the eater, the eaten, or both?

I believe they said that Agrarian only was towards hydroponics and grown food during last weeks stream. It might be a in a dev blog, but I am too lazy to go look.

 

[iniudan]

I like my snailien with butter and garlic.

Don't forget the cheese gratin.

 

[Sinister2202]

"#$^@#!!!"

"What's he saying?"

 

[Bossman Zero]

How can I be sure this corporation wasn't made by the Unbidden?

 

[Just a Joke]

What about Advent Burger?

 

[aruon]

git yer blorgers! blorg burgers half off! GIT YER BLORGERS!

 

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[scaper12123]

Our xenoburgers only come from the most tender of xeno cattle, worked to death by our loyal slavers.

 

[SuiciSpai]

 

[Ultimuh]

Now I want an animated Mudokon (and Glukkon) portraits mod.

 

[Abnwtwtud]

Zounds! I had made it nearly a decade without thinking of this movie. Then I see this thread and my bliss was ruined. There's a special place in hell for you OP!

 

[Dakka]

I've always wondered... could vegans morally eat Plantoids?

Personally I planned on playing the Venus flytrap and om noming any bug races I can accross

 

[Ultimuh]

I've always wondered... could vegans morally eat Plantoids?

Personally I planned on playing the Venus flytrap and om noming any bug races I can accross

Well, in Banks you can decide for yourself what species would be food or not.. If I'm not mistaken?

 

[SevenSerpents]

Well, in Banks you can decide for yourself what species would be food or not.. If I'm not mistaken?

Indeed, I look forward to my Fungoid Cuties Who Think They're Heroic Fantasy Wizards Empire decreeing what races to purge and what races to enslave/purge/give freedom purely based on how "cool" they'd be in a heroic fantasy story.