• Crusader Kings III Available Now!

    The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.


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The game is on N/N Armageddon 1.1 Full IC takeover and Tech.team Takeover
Starts 1936 , ends December 30 1963
I'm playing as Portugal , and my goal is.... TO KILL THOSE DUTCH :mad: :rofl:

This picture shows the DARK , dark plans... of our EMPEROR ! :cool:

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2nd of January 1936. Our Great capital is enjoying a nice weather and everyone is happy

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Our Emperor assigned a tech team to develop methods to improve our great industry

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Production of an infantry devision has been began !

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Our Emperor thinks we don't need those colonies ... He suspects something , but we don't know what... :confused:

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Angola and Mozambique won't be puppets soon ... Our Emperor is going to set them free... But no one knows why...




After our infantry devision was complete our Emperor ordered the construction of a factory in this province... My God , our Emperor is a genius ... This is a very easily defended position it has 3 river connections and has no beachhead for an amphibious assault from our mortal ENEMY , the DUTCH :mad:

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:eek: You see? They hate us ! You saw that , right?

And they even have more IC than us ! :eek: :mad:

Our Great Emperor won't forget this ! :mad:



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The Glory that is Our Emperor has discovered another perfect location for laying down the foundations of another factory!
This is a perfect position for defending from enemy attacks !



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Oh My GOD !!!! Look at the date ?!

Soviet Infrastructure SUCKSSSSS !!!!!!!!

You'll probably sink to your neck in mud on those f*cked up rodes :eek:
 
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

If you suceed with this AAR i will vote for the AAR of the year, this is so funny, kill those dutchies huahuahuauhuhah

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Absolutely fantastic. Yes, you have a crazy Emperor who suffers from a sever case of Dutchophobia (I think I just invented a new word yay), but I think you'll do great thigns despite all that.

And yes, your Emperor is a genius :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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WTF? A Portugal AARgh


Part 2

Our IC is doing pretty good ... BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO KILL THOSE DAMN DUTCH ! :mad:

Emperor : More , More i want MORE IC :mad:

Emperor's Mum : OK , but you gotta clean your room first

Emperor : But mom...... I don't wanna clean my room :(

Emperor's Dad : You heard your mom ... Clean your Room !

Emperor : *You old bag
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I hate you all
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Well... anyway

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Our Great Emperor announced that from this day on , these two countries are free to do whatever they please , but they must allow The Emperors Army to march freely trough their countries , or there will be many rivers of BLOOD ! :mad: :rolleyes:
 
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Our Emperors predictions are coming true :eek: My God , what an Emperor !

This man will lead his people to TOTAL VICTORY...... over Those DUTCH ! :mad:

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In the local newspaper The Emperor is shown as a superhero !

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The housekeeper was cleaning the Emperors room , when she stumbled upon one of the Emperors drawings

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And another one:

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Here is shown how the Emperor feels about the destroyed nationalist divisions



Emperor : Come on already , those scientist of mine are way too slow...
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, we'll never beat those damn DUTCH ! :mad: at this rate ...

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Emperor : I Want MORE IC !!!

Emperors mom (again) : You still haven't cleaned your room !

Emperor: Shut UP !!!! The housekeeper is cleaning it !

Emperors dad shouting from the WC : NO , SHE'S NOT !

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........

Somewhere in the Emperors mind : "OK now ... lets see , our spies have just reported to me
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and I'm quite pleased ...

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I'll have 3 More IC .... IC ... IC ... i want IC !!!!! Ooops i got carried away... anyway

I'll have a big port and an airfield ...


*a... a... apchyyy*
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Where was I?

Ah, yes , I was reading my personality test results from the newspaper. "

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Congratulations m8, you got a good sense of humor :rofl:

Look's like the emperor's dad is naughty... :D :D
 
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