Worst ideas for HOI 4
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- A demo that CTDs on load-up
- AI that just fails failingly
- 'features' that are removed in an expansion
- supply mechanics that are totally nonsensical
- combat mechanics so arcane that major errors with them are only spotted several years down the line.
Oh wait, all that stuff was already seen in HOI3 vanilla and SF.
- AI that just fails failingly
- 'features' that are removed in an expansion
- supply mechanics that are totally nonsensical
- combat mechanics so arcane that major errors with them are only spotted several years down the line.
Oh wait, all that stuff was already seen in HOI3 vanilla and SF.
This should almost be a Photoshop contest.
"D-Day has been postponed from June 6th to July 4th due to your exhaustion of action points. You can wait a month for your invasion to commence or purchase Paradox Points (TM) to speed up your mobilization."
"D-Day has been postponed from June 6th to July 4th due to your exhaustion of action points. You can wait a month for your invasion to commence or purchase Paradox Points (TM) to speed up your mobilization."
[Eerie voice from Dungeon Keeper]A Waffen-SS division is unhappy, because it has been slapped. [/Eerie voice from Dungeon Keeper]
The DRM solution Paradox should use here is just obvious: So-called "Always-On" DRM is the way of the past, for true protection what you need is "Always-OFF".
That's right - play this game and you can never access the internet. E V E R. Piracy should drop to zero as, without an internet connection, you cannot pirate the game files. What's not to like?
I know, *mind blown* right?
That's right - play this game and you can never access the internet. E V E R. Piracy should drop to zero as, without an internet connection, you cannot pirate the game files. What's not to like?
I know, *mind blown* right?
-You have to play the game in real time. So, to pass an hour in the game, you have to wait an hour.
-When you click on the HoI4 icon, it will open HoI3 1.0 instead.
-It will crash to desktop after 5 minutes of gameplay (no DLC to solve it either).
-When you click on the HoI4 icon, it will open HoI3 1.0 instead.
-It will crash to desktop after 5 minutes of gameplay (no DLC to solve it either).
Doesn't everyone play this way? I mean, that one game I've been playing for the last five years is nearing its conclusion and the suspense is just killing me.
Why fix what ain't broke?
Isn't bug-fixing what DLC is actually for?
Every square inch of Earth is its own province. Note: May require supercomputer to play.
I think you are looking for BEST IDEAS FOR HOI4 thread instead :3
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-Start date is tied to the current date of the @RealTimeWWII twitter. No other starts are possible and when @RealTimeWWII concludes, HOI4 will not start.
-Parameters will be hardcoded to enforce [insert set of WWII myths here]
-Ironman only
-Any players with <5 achievements after their first 20 hours have their product permalocked and their forum account suspended.
-Benjamin Button Mode: Play through WWII in reverse
-Polandball interface: Unless you play as a nation that natively speaks English, the entire interface is presented in Polandball-style broken English. This will be impossible to disable.
-National Dogs (yes, I know it was an April Fool's joke) scrapped, replaced with National Cats. Basically the same thing, but does whatever it wants, whenever it wants.
-Parameters will be hardcoded to enforce [insert set of WWII myths here]
-Ironman only
-Any players with <5 achievements after their first 20 hours have their product permalocked and their forum account suspended.
-Benjamin Button Mode: Play through WWII in reverse
-Polandball interface: Unless you play as a nation that natively speaks English, the entire interface is presented in Polandball-style broken English. This will be impossible to disable.
-National Dogs (yes, I know it was an April Fool's joke) scrapped, replaced with National Cats. Basically the same thing, but does whatever it wants, whenever it wants.
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All battles are played out in FPS mode...but that mode is Dino D-Day....oh wait...worst ideas ever, that mode is CoD
- Re-enact Mussolini's posturing to boost your national unity
[video=youtube;R3tAPVOkkz0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3tAPVOkkz0[/video]