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I was just playing Papal States in the Grand Campaign to try out AGCEEP. The campaign started well....I annexed Naples, and I had Siena as a vassal. By about 1440 I decided that it was going to be easy to get the rest of Italy, apart from the completely unrealistic sizes of the AI armies of course.

I declared war on Modena (or whoever my northern neighbour is on the east coast) and quickly found that due to the 48k+ armies for these one province nations (Is that ever going to be addressed? My 4-provincer could only support 30k....how do they maintain any profit?) I had nothing left of my army very quickly. However, I had won a lot of battles and I really didn't have any choice other than to demand a lot of gold in return for peace because I couldn't hold out against the next wave of 50k.

This left me with a 7k army for my entire country (ouch) and I thought "Well, those countries don't have any armies left either, so I can take my time building up my army again. So a few years later, I am back up to 23k or something mediocre like that....but close to my support limit. Anyway, there I am minding my own business, plotting more wars against my neighbours when two alliances from the Italian peninsula consisting of every other Italian minor apart from my vassal Siena declare war on me! Together they must have commanded about 300,000 troops versus my 23,000. This is in 1447. I coudln't help but wonder what their support limits were. "OK," I thought. "Sometimes this game is stupidly unrealistic, but let's not panic" and promptly began to lose the opening battles against numerically inferior enemy armies. Tunisia and Tlemcen declared war on me too (out of the blue) and my army was reduced to 2,000 men hiding in the mountains in Apulia.

Before I knew it I had to concede Marche (oh the shame) to Tuscany to get peace from one of those alliances, thinking I could get it back later and the permanent CB would be handy, which still left one alliance against me, but then Tlemcen turns up with 40k men and takes Rome and Napoli and Apulia (those AI sure can siege fast) and force-vassalises me, reducing me to just Rome :(

After that I quit because that campaign was over whether I liked it or not. My mistake was probably not joining one of those alliances....but I needed to be forming my own to diplo-annex and all those minors got snapped up in big alliances pretty quickly. Anyway it sort of makes a change from winning all the time....but I can't help but be a little annoyed at the unrealistically large AI armies.

Anyway, I just made this thread so everyone else can share their absolute worst campaigns, in terms of extreme stupidity on the player's part, extreme bad luck, or extreme AI cheating :p

Hope to hear some good ones.
 
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Probably my Castille game. I went after my Southern Islamic neighbout (Grenada?). I attacked them from 2 directions with about 40k men. They slaughtered my armies with their 12k.

Then their allied buddies came in and raped me.
 

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It's too bad that the AI wasn't programmed to be smarter, so that they wouldn't have to have all those cheats.
 

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Hey, the first time when i played Very Hard/Furious was hilariant. I never though that when you broke the BB limit, everyone would dow you... Guess what hapened... Playing as France, i had every shity minor dowing me. Even far away China did, to my amusement. :rofl:

I never lost a single province in those BB wars. But due to the constant wars, no cash, very high WE and rampart inflation, i gave up. Apart from Spain and some minors iirc, no one had LT 9. It was a very funny game, made me learn things the hard way. But apart from that one, i cant remember the last game where i lost a single province to the AI.
 

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I remember once, when i decided to play Serbia to unify the Balkans. I started annexing some of the surrounding 1 prov-minors when Hungary (allied with a big pack of friends) decided to DoW me. I was easily defeated and when they finally reduced me to one province, OE Dowed me and annexed me.
 

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My first game i decided to not take seriously, play for an hour at most and then re-start later on with my CK save. Just to get acquainted with the interface.


In that hour I managed to take England (GC) from an emerging power and reduce it to just its capital and the irish province! :cool:


i didnt realise I started at war until France and allies had sieges on about 3 provinces in France. I then threw away my large army stacks to attrition by going on long marches with them to south france. Then Scotland defeated me in North England and started taking provinces there as well!

I had no army left by the end and no cash either since I didnt know how to mint.

Fastest capitulation ever?
 

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I started a game as the Mamluks and released the Kingdom of Jerusalem as a vassal. I reloaded as the KoJ. I scraped together some cash and built a small army. I had a random revolt. Unfortunately my army was beaten and eliminated. Rather more unfortunately I had reduced the rebels to a covering force, so they just sat there, unable to take my capital but preventing me from doing anything, and looting my only province. I reduced tolerance of Muslims to minimum in the hope of causing another revolt, so that I could get back to playing after a government collapse. That would have been better than being stuck in limbo until someone annexed me. I waited for a decade, but no revolts happened :mad:

So I quit :D
 

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Ahaha. That must have been truly funny Underhand. But it wasnt your fault.
 

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After that I quit because that campaign was over whether I liked it or not. My mistake was probably not joining one of those alliances....but I needed to be forming my own to diplo-annex and all those minors got snapped up in big alliances pretty quickly. Anyway it sort of makes a change from winning all the time....but I can't help but be a little annoyed at the unrealistically large AI armies.
This is the answer.

As a small country, you can't be alone at start in 1419 even with a small vassal and have to seek a strong alliance to have the benefits of AI "super-manpower" (or superman-power :) ) and avoid battles in early stages because it is too expensive to rebuild lost armies.

This is more realistic, after all...