World war II in colour, boring bulge

[Snake IV]

#1

Bhutan takes on the world

Let us see in which inhuman situation I have put myself in this time. This is what Bhutan has, crappy as god made it. Three out of seven provinces do not even recognize that they border Bhutan.

This is my closest neighbours. I hate them already.

These guys I don’t seem to ever get rid of.

And even if some are far away, new ones might turn out to be a pain in my Bhut.

Tibet, being the only nation around that isn’t or doesn’t play for protection to the maffi, eh, Britain is the least, eh, only non-suicidal victim around. Tibet has been clever enough to figure out that if you should be a backwater mountainous nation, you can as well benefit from the mountains. Although there is three ways in. Nothing of this matter thought as Tibet has a bigger army than Bhutan and Britain would just come along and take it all in case of war.

This is my government. As I am Bhutan I presume they are all very bad so I will exchange as many as possible.

Done.

Here are the current forces of Bhutan for anyone interested. The king and his housekeeper. Tibet has in comprehension also the ruler’s wife armed. Or isn’t the ruler of Tibet a half year old baby? I smell something fishy. Wait a minute, Bhutan doesn’t know about fish! Emergency, take back the government.

Well I,…..
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My chief of staff is a man with moustache and a dress? With all other military guys from Britain he is apparently the biggest military genius Bhutan has produced. I want my money back​

 

[Snake IV]

Welcome people to the second installment of the series World war II in colour.

As I promsied almost two years ago, here is the follower of World war II in colour, an analphabets AAR , as Bhutan. I've not check the HoI forum very much lately, so I don't know if there's any other Bhutanese AARs out there, but when I decided upon Bhutan two years ago i kno that there wern't though. The reason why the AAR didn't turn up until now is that I had as aim to make the enitre thing before I published the first update. Of course this lead to me forgetting about it all the time, and to date I have only made 10 updates. Now I finally put this out, so i would remember it and work once in a while on it. What you can see right now is maretial more than one year old, so there might be a reference or two to my old AAR, but never mind that.

PS. This style might seem like a balant ripp off of Knud Knýtling. While Knud is one of the most brilliant AARs to find, I'm not the ripp off type. My old AAR using the same style outdates Knud.

 

[unmerged(51002)]

It lives!

IT LIVES!

 

[Sokraates]

Hooray for Bhutan! And of course also for the King and his daring housekeeper.

 

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Do not underestimate the spirit of the Bhutanese people! You may do great things on your path!

Workhorse of the legendary Household Division.
Believed by leading Bhutanese military thinker
Namgyal Bahadur to be essential in mobile warfare
in the future

 

[Miihkali]

Bhutan? Interesting nation, good luck!

 

[unmerged(61606)]

I don't think there have been any Bhutan AARs (for HOi2), this is a first.

/subscribed, I loved the first one and this ought to be good.

 

[Sokraates]

I don't think there have been any Bhutan AARs (for HOi2), this is a first.

/subscribed, I loved the first one and this ought to be good.

Ts, ts, ts ... you, sir, seem to forget Battleships for Bhutan!

 

[Morpheus506]

Battleships for Bhutan was for HoI1

 

[unmerged(51002)]

If it's alright with you, Snake, I've done the latest update of my AAR in the style of yours, in your honour. Let me know if that's okay.

Keep up the good work, btw

 

[Roman_legion]

Youre right, it is fishy.
And how come out got englishmen in youre cabinet? That is soo bad, get rid of em!

 

[Edzako]

Youre right, it is fishy.
And how come out got englishmen in youre cabinet? That is soo bad, get rid of em!

This AAR already looks great, can't wait next update

 

[Sokraates]

Battleships for Bhutan was for HoI1

My bad. The year just go by so quickly.

 

[Snake IV]

First and foremost, thank you to everyone for thier nice comments!

And to answer some specific statements:

You're making an AAR Alexus? Why have I not been informed? (yes. go ahead)

I have Englishmen in my goverment, and they're bound to stay. Why? Well, five people and a pile of rock didn't make for an entire goverment, so I had to outsource (meaning: there were only one guy I could change. I did so, and showed it in update #1, but I belive that part was unclear. I felt it was anyhow)

That's one fine pic of a vehicle for spearhead tactics. Say, isn't that my capital in the background?

And now, update. I will not supply you with one a day in the future, but for now I need some momentum.

 

[Snake IV]

#2

A part of my cunning plan is to get some army units adapted to the area around Bhutan, as what we know now is pretty much is what Britain told us was good in the Hundred years war. The sad part is that this is the technological area Bhutan knows the most about.

Bhutan War Collage isn’t much war nor collage so I ask Britain for some help. They’re not very keen; they must fear us becoming too strong.

As mountain divisions require 15 manpower it will take 500 days until I can begin constructing one. I make myself ready for quite some thumb rolling.

Britain tells us their king has died. We tell them to excuse us for a moment; so they are not present while we dance the dance of victory.

While stuff happens for other people, we continue to roll our thumbs.

And continue

And continue

Canada is nice and gives us some blueprints. Give us a couple of years and we will be ready to face the Great War whenever it comes.

After a while we have stuff enough so that the British greed extends the British fear. I’m sure Nepal doesn’t have anything of this.

Britain offers us some stuff for other stuff. It is not like Bhutan will ever lack or need either so why not?​

 

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originally posted by Snake IV:
After a while we have stuff enough so that the British greed extends the British fear. I’m sure Nepal doesn’t have anything of this.

I've heard of even more valuable assets! Rumor is that they got hold of a special breed of Yak, fearsome yet easy to control for their masters! Their use is inspired by the Bhrakinlala Yak of the Kyrgyz! Keep in mind that their existance kan disturb the balance of power in the region.

 

[left-handed]

Well, at least its all downhill after Tibet.

 

[stnylan]

It's been a long time since I read a Snake IV AAR - I look forward to it.

 

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Originally posted by Snake IV:
That's one fine pic of a vehicle for spearhead tactics. Say, isn't that my capital in the background?

No, this is your capital:

What you see here is the luxurious Royal Palace.

 

[Sokraates]

No, this is your capital:

*snip*

No, it's not. He doesn't possess such advanced vehicles.