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It's 1286. I am a count and multiple barony holder in Germany. The king of Hungary's pretty yet woefully untalented sister Erzsébet is his heir. She is not happy in Hungary. I send her a gift and a letter informing her that I am aware of her grief and wish to see her happy. I invite her to come live at my court. She happily does so. Months pass. News from Hungary: King Laszlo has died of mysterious circumstance, but not before his wife Elizabeth of Naples could give him a daughter. Rumor has it the welp is sickly and may die any day.
I marry Erzsébet, who is aging, now well into her 30's. Yet Laszlo's welp does not die.
A year passes and the toddler Queen reigns still, but Hungary is in a state of civil war and facing invasion from the Mongols. My holdings are untouched by war for decades before I even came into them. Now is the time to strike at this unstable land. I rally a few thousand men and march on Buda. The siege is long but uneventful, but finally the region falls and the Hungarians surrender. Now my wife is Queen of Hungary.
She hadn't asked for this and was content just living in peaceful Germany, so when I propose I should take over the day-to-day tasks of her Kingdom she readily agrees. Now I have the true power in Hungary.
Years pass and the Kingdom starts to recover from it's wars. But now my new vassals are getting unruly. They detest the idea of a German ruling over them, and begin plotting against me. Acting quickly I attempt to imprison the leader of the would-be-rebels. He evades capture and raises his banner in true revolt, bringing half of Hungary with him. The combined rebel forces overwhelm the royal levies, and I am forced to take loans to hire mercenaries. Only then do I learn of a new alliance between the rebel leader and the King of Denmark.
The Danes arrive just behind my new mercenary army and proceed to slaughter it. I have no choice but to surrender to the rebels, who foolishly put Erzsébet back into true power.
Now I am heavily in debt and a known usurper. I decide I need the help of God. I plead with The Pope to send me funds and grant me a divorce from my aging wife, that I may leave Hungary - where I am unwelcome. The Pope refuses my pleas. 'Fine, we'll play it that way then, priest'. I inform The Pope that I have decided to gift the church large tracts of land in Hungary and in Germany. The Pope responds saying he is pleased. It is then that I ask for my divorce and some gold to pay my debt. The Pope refuses.
How could this have happened? Now I'm in debt to the Jews, the Hungarian lords send assassins after me regularly, the Catholic church which I grew up a member of has turned it's back on me... All for the untalented Erzsébet of Hungary. I am tied to this woman who can never bore me children now. How long's it been anyway? Ten years? Ten years of fruitless intrigue? My life is hopeless.
*Gains stressed and depressed traits*
One day an assassin comes to my estate. I know what he is, but I let him in anyway.
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Thanks Damocles for the kick-ass mod.
It's 1286. I am a count and multiple barony holder in Germany. The king of Hungary's pretty yet woefully untalented sister Erzsébet is his heir. She is not happy in Hungary. I send her a gift and a letter informing her that I am aware of her grief and wish to see her happy. I invite her to come live at my court. She happily does so. Months pass. News from Hungary: King Laszlo has died of mysterious circumstance, but not before his wife Elizabeth of Naples could give him a daughter. Rumor has it the welp is sickly and may die any day.
I marry Erzsébet, who is aging, now well into her 30's. Yet Laszlo's welp does not die.
A year passes and the toddler Queen reigns still, but Hungary is in a state of civil war and facing invasion from the Mongols. My holdings are untouched by war for decades before I even came into them. Now is the time to strike at this unstable land. I rally a few thousand men and march on Buda. The siege is long but uneventful, but finally the region falls and the Hungarians surrender. Now my wife is Queen of Hungary.
She hadn't asked for this and was content just living in peaceful Germany, so when I propose I should take over the day-to-day tasks of her Kingdom she readily agrees. Now I have the true power in Hungary.
Years pass and the Kingdom starts to recover from it's wars. But now my new vassals are getting unruly. They detest the idea of a German ruling over them, and begin plotting against me. Acting quickly I attempt to imprison the leader of the would-be-rebels. He evades capture and raises his banner in true revolt, bringing half of Hungary with him. The combined rebel forces overwhelm the royal levies, and I am forced to take loans to hire mercenaries. Only then do I learn of a new alliance between the rebel leader and the King of Denmark.
The Danes arrive just behind my new mercenary army and proceed to slaughter it. I have no choice but to surrender to the rebels, who foolishly put Erzsébet back into true power.
Now I am heavily in debt and a known usurper. I decide I need the help of God. I plead with The Pope to send me funds and grant me a divorce from my aging wife, that I may leave Hungary - where I am unwelcome. The Pope refuses my pleas. 'Fine, we'll play it that way then, priest'. I inform The Pope that I have decided to gift the church large tracts of land in Hungary and in Germany. The Pope responds saying he is pleased. It is then that I ask for my divorce and some gold to pay my debt. The Pope refuses.
How could this have happened? Now I'm in debt to the Jews, the Hungarian lords send assassins after me regularly, the Catholic church which I grew up a member of has turned it's back on me... All for the untalented Erzsébet of Hungary. I am tied to this woman who can never bore me children now. How long's it been anyway? Ten years? Ten years of fruitless intrigue? My life is hopeless.
*Gains stressed and depressed traits*
One day an assassin comes to my estate. I know what he is, but I let him in anyway.
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Thanks Damocles for the kick-ass mod.