WHY is there NO Slovenian culture?

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It's game patch 1.22, we've been through countless rearranging of cultures, "new" cultures such as Slovakian were recently added and just new the debate is raging about what do to with infamous Turkish culture. Still no word on adding Slovenian as a culture and so I reasoned that this wall of text might help push this issue a bit more toward the front.

There were plenty of arguments through the history of the game against adding such a small and "irrelevant" (more on that later) culture, but let me try to debunk at least some of the major ones right here:

It will be converted immediately as it is not in it's owner culture group.
This might have held true in earlier versions of the game, but since 1.18 (released bout a year ago) Austria can simply start with the culture accepted.

Aren't Slovenians basically north Croatians? No! Now you might see this as just a nationalist speaking, but Croatian and Serbian culture are way more similar than Croatian and Slovenian. It was actually through the Yugoslavian are that this unity of cultures was actively promoted and so it had its influences on Slovenian language and culture. According to some historians Slovenes are actually for the most part West Slavs with Avars cutting the line between them and today's Slovak territories. Be it true of not, being under German rule had an impact on culture, making it even more unique.

There are more important things to do.
This I could agree if we weren't regularly shipped free country ideas for small/non-existent nations, culture additions, province changes... I don't believe adding a new culture and it's corresponding nation would take that much time and research, and even if it would such a inaccuracy for a game called Europa Universalis is simply unacceptable after 4 years of game's release.

There is no primary culture nation for Slovenians. Actually there are two possible candidates. First I would mention Carantania, while a long dead nation it ceased to exist around the time Nitra (Slovak primary) did. "March of" Carniola was a German title representing the region as it served as Holy Roman Empire border for a time. While German it could still be used as local prices try to gain legitimacy.

Counts/Princes of Cilli - Celjski grofje/knezi
This is a bit of extra, pointing our at almost outrageous simplification of Austrian matters in the years around 1444 and pointing out that one presumably Slovenian dynasty actually had some importance in history. In game the situation is merely represented by second start date having Austria and Styria, with Styria the emperor and an event which gives Habsburg heir on Hungarian throne. The situation, as usual, was way more complex than that. And it heavily involved Princes of Cilli.

Counts of Cilli's were made princes as a reward for when Count Hermann II of Cilli saved the life of King Sigismund of Hungary, and later becoming emperor in the future, elevating them in 1436 (Painting of princes). Over time they acquired numerous castles and feuds in Krain and Croatia (LINK) and for a time served as Croatian Bans. Marriages even provided them with a claim on Kingdom of Bosnia. However their most important actions were related to Habsburgs and Ladislaus the Posthumous (WIKI LINK), on whom Ulrich II of Celje held a significant influence. After the death of John Hunyadi he also acquired the regency of Hungarian lands, the deed for which he was most likely murdered by the other Hunyadi. And due to the inheritance agreement with the Habsburgs, stating if one of the dynasties was left without a male heir, lands would be inherited by the other, the Princes of Cilli became history.
 

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I wouldn't be against Slovenian culture being added but it would have to be as part of a general Austria overhaul which would also have to be heavily railroaded into a historical outcome of Austria being unified, for the same reasons that we have the Burgundian Inheritance etc.
 

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Pro-tip: if you want to allow for at least the possibility that your topic won't be another nationalist rant, leave the unnecessary caps out of your title.
 

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You're wrong; I believe there are 3 provinces, which in 1444 are split between the OE, Albania, and Venice.
Doesn't Albanian culture only have one province? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Also, Albania is independent in the beginning, so for game mechanics, it makes sense for the (almost) nation-state to have its culture. If Slovenia were independent, or even able to be independent, having there a unique culture would make sense.
 

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You're wrong; I believe there are 3 provinces, which in 1444 are split between the OE, Albania, and Venice.

Thanks for the notice, I knew in the earlier patches Albanian culture was only in one provience.

Anyway my two cents on the Slovenian culture, if there were people in 1444 that had that type of culture, I don't see why it shouldn't be added.
 

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Slovenian should definitely be a culture - as for province number, Krain really should be split in two as it currently represents Lower Styria and Carniola. Gorizia should also be changed to Slovene culture.
 

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Slovenian should definitely be a culture - as for province number, Krain really should be split in two as it currently represents Lower Styria and Carniola. Gorizia should also be changed to Slovene culture.

This is why I don't want to see Slovenian added without an Austria rework for a more historical setup, which would include province changes. I'm sure the only reason that it has been overlooked until now is that it's much easier to make Austria into a european GP if they start pre-unified.

Previously I would have thought that this would never happen, but given the recent changes to Iran and the Timurids I have significantly more faith in Paradox revisiting some of the larger inaccuracies in the 1444 setup.
 

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People from the Balkans tend to be very vocal on this forum. I mean to the point that there with be threads demanding Albania be split into 42.7 provinces and have 14 cultures. Then someone replies that Croatia should be nerfed. Then someone replies that Croatia defeated the ottomans, should be buffed, and should be a kingdom that rules over austria. Then someone points out that the principality of pulverichnerus was actually an empire at the start of the game and its village of 217 souls should be lead by a 6/6/6 emperor with general stats of 6/6/6/7. Then someone replies that their emperor was a ***** ****** and throws poo poo at the OP. Finally a *** ***** the thread and we wait for the next one.

Look I am not going to weigh in on whether or not Slovenian should be a separate culture based on gameplay or historical accuracy but I will say that the Balkans should be the focus of an expansion after the HRE gets one. Ya'll are probably going to go ape **** and try to burn something down since I guarantee PDX cannot satisfy everyone there.
 

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People from the Balkans tend to be very vocal on this forum. I mean to the point that there with be threads demanding Albania be split into 42.7 provinces and have 14 cultures. Then someone replies that Croatia should be nerfed. Then someone replies that Croatia defeated the ottomans, should be buffed, and should be a kingdom that rules over austria. Then someone points out that the principality of pulverichnerus was actually an empire at the start of the game and its village of 217 souls should be lead by a 6/6/6 emperor with general stats of 6/6/6/7. Then someone replies that their emperor was a ***** ****** and throws poo poo at the OP. Finally a *** ***** the thread and we wait for the next one.

Look I am not going to weigh in on whether or not Slovenian should be a separate culture based on gameplay or historical accuracy but I will say that the Balkans should be the focus of an expansion after the HRE gets one. Ya'll are probably going to go ape **** and try to burn something down since I guarantee PDX cannot satisfy everyone there.

Maybe not, but renaming the game to Balkan Universalis would be a start in the right direction :D

As for Slovenians... They were of diferent nationality than Austrians, but in EU4 timeperiod they were actually completely integrated culturaly. Counts of Cilli are actually an example of them being treated as their own by the Austrians. At least I look at it in that way... They turned to their slavic heritage much later...
 

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I think to have a culture added to the game, there actually need to be provinces where the culture was the majority.
As far as i can tell (that's probably not quiet far, though), whole modern day slovenia was populated by both germans and slovenes.
Dunno if there is a record of which of those where the bigger group, but that would be the important factor in my eyes.

Either way, new culture or not, i think you could add the TAG and cores of carantania, would be Graz and Krain only, though.
 

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People from the Balkans tend to be very vocal on this forum. I mean to the point that there with be threads demanding Albania be split into 42.7 provinces and have 14 cultures. Then someone replies that Croatia should be nerfed. Then someone replies that Croatia defeated the ottomans, should be buffed, and should be a kingdom that rules over austria. Then someone points out that the principality of pulverichnerus was actually an empire at the start of the game and its village of 217 souls should be lead by a 6/6/6 emperor with general stats of 6/6/6/7. Then someone replies that their emperor was a ***** ****** and throws poo poo at the OP. Finally a *** ***** the thread and we wait for the next one.

Look I am not going to weigh in on whether or not Slovenian should be a separate culture based on gameplay or historical accuracy but I will say that the Balkans should be the focus of an expansion after the HRE gets one. Ya'll are probably going to go ape **** and try to burn something down since I guarantee PDX cannot satisfy everyone there.

I chuckled a lot :D
 

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Its a result of a massive Serbian infiltration into Paradox, resulting in a company wide conspiracy which led to no Slovenian (or Bosnian) culture in EU4.

People from the Balkans tend to be very vocal on this forum.

Dont let Slovenes and Croats hear you call them being from the Balkans. They are Central Europe or somesuch now :D

Ya'll are probably going to go ape **** and try to burn something down since I guarantee PDX cannot satisfy everyone there.

Thats how we roll son.

I cant keep calm, IM FROM THE BALKANS! <3
 
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