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Whos This Man?

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Game: IN
Nation: Sicily
Difficulty: Normal
Lucky Nation's: Random

Chapter List


Chapters 1 - 10



Chapters 41 - 50

Chapters 51 - 60


Chapters 61 - 70


Chapters 71 - 80




Notes:
Any advice, or comments welcomed.
If you have a problem or Request thats in my Power ask, I may change it.
 
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Prologue


An excert from Benito Mussolini's Journel. Recovered from Rome, September 1946.​

" September 5th, 1945 - The year is 1945, The Evil Canadian Empire is expanding faster than Hitler anticipated, and its very frustrating for our people.

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If this keeps up. we might have to execute program "Cronometrare il Viaggio" For secret purpose only a handful of our brightest scientist know what this is. Also for my Ear's/Eyes only I have a special plan
if i must inact this program."​

" March 1st, 1946 - Blast these Canadian's. There endless Hocky Pucks and need for Love has allowed them to release the DDR as a German Puppet. Hitlers Great and Wonderfull plan was crap.

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He told us he could finish France and Soviets. Well he did finish France, but Those blasted Canadian had to land in Normandy and screw us all up. Now hitler is forced in the Croatian Area and those Canadians are on our Doorstep. Those Soviets are all but destroyed Germany's attempt of Barbarossa."


" June 27th 1946 - Well this is my last entry. I have decided to enact "Cronometrare il Viaggio" If this fails then no Harm no foul. BUT!!!! If This works then everything might change. It could change
History itself. Maybe even Allow those Evil Canadian, never to form. Anyway, My back up plan is once "Cronometrare il Viaggio" is in full swing. I have set a Nuclear Bomb in the roof of the Facility. Thanks to the American's for sharing there WMD's with us. After 10 minutes the device is set to go off.
This bomb should destroy everything, so those Evil Canadians can never find and use it for themselves.

Good by my Love. Good bye you Bloody Canadian's, Good by Hitler, your the most useless dictator ever. Allowing a Pink Mob to swarm Berlin, you deserve to be shot."​




Notes: I'm Sorry to Any Itallian Or Itallian Speaker. I Used an Online Translator for "Cronometrare il Viaggio" Sorry if it is the wrong saying.
 
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"The New Advisor"

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Maria I - " Hello Men. How are we all today? Now lets see how our Empire is stacking"

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Maria I - " Oh our Relations are decent enough with Aragon, Not much for everyone else though"

Maria I - " Let see our advisor's. Not many, a Naval Tradition Man BAH! We need our Stability. Chop Chop"

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Maria I - " Lets Get Centralized Shall we? NEXT!!!!"

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Centourion - " My Lady, we have some strange news to tell you."

Maria I - " What is it, I dont have all day now"

Centourion - " Well theres a man here who claims.... well claims..."

Maria I - " Out with it, or i will be off with your Head."

Centourion - " Well he says hes from the... Future"

Maria I - " Really? Bring him too me.."

Benito - " Get your Hands off of me, do you know who I am?!! I am the Future King of ITALY!!"

Maria I - " You are what now?"

Benito - " King, Master, Dictator, Archbishop of Italy. Who might you be"

Maria I - " I am the Queen of Sicily."

Benito - " What?! Those damn scientist sent me to the Island?! Ah well never mind."

Maria I - "What do you want? Before you die?"

Benito - " I am here to help you, be your advisor, and too make sure those Canadians don't ruin everything."

Maria I - " You amuse me, with your funny Hat. Follow me so we can talk"
 
Great Start!!! :D

What an intriguing idea!

Will Benito be successful in changing history so those evil Canadians don't take over the world?!?!

I'll be watching this AAR! :)
 
Minarchist said:
Neat :)

How did you get the idea to make a prologue set in HOI2?

I found those screen shots in my Screenshot folder before making this AAR.

Got the Idea from there. Was an abandoned Canadian game anyway. I updated to the TRP mod, only reason why, and Crushing the Germans/Italians got boring with 19 divisions :rofl:

I also got discouraged once the Soviets pushed Germany out of Baku, and Back to Czech. Would have been fun fighting those Jap's though. They took India, but Puppeted China (Hate when they do that, Puppet should not be stronger than Master)

EUROO7 said:
Great Start!!! :D

What an intriguing idea!

Will Benito be successful in changing history so those evil Canadians don't take over the world?!?!

I'll be watching this AAR! :)

Oh I hope so. But first thing is First. I must Make Italy First. Then to the Canadians....



Notes: I have the Next few Updates done. I have not played too far in. will be posting Chapter 2 right now. Chapter 3 tomorrow.
 
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"Where Did You Come From?"

Maria I - " So Mr. Benito, Where do you come from exactly?"

Benito - " I told you I come from the future like i said."

Maria I - " And how do I know that is true?"

Benito - " Well I brought my Diar.... I mean Journel with me"

Maria I - " Let me see it"

Benito Walks out of the room, Returning looking sad​

Benito - " I must have left it in my room. Maybe these Pictures can be proof enough"


Benito Shows Maria weird Papers with Benito's Picture, and Hitler riding in a Car. Also a Portrait of him, with the Date 1934 At the bottom​

Maria I - " What do you call these Strange Peices of Paper? P-ic-tur-es Was it?"

Benito - " Ah i foregot, No Camera's in 1399."

Maria I - " Well your clothes look a lot different than ours, i beleive i may be able to trust you"

Benito - " I really hope you do, I want too say, I do not want to take over, just Advise you."

Maria I - " Oh i know. If you did try to take over *Maria pulls out an Old Fashion Pistol* I would have to shoot you with our new technology"

Benito Agrees, and Maria and His self are off too see their Empire.​

On There Ride through Sicily, Benito notices the Island of Malta.​

Benito - " What Island is that?"

Maria I - " That is Malta, We gained her from Portugal in The War of portuguese Aggression, some 60 Years ago."

Benito - " Interesting. And what is that Purple Place over yand the Mainland"

Maria I - " Hah you silly man. You must be in Political Map View. That is Napels, And farther North is Papel."

Benito - " If we want to restore Italy we are going to need Rome. Who controls her?"

Maria I - " I do not know of "Ro-me" But i know a Roma, which the Papal States Control."

Benito - " Ah Yes That is what we need, but we must not attack them first. We will see who is the weakest in due time"

Maria I - " Sounds great. HEY! You want to go skinny diping? I haven't been in AGES"

Benito - " Ah.... mmmmm What of your husband, or King"

Maria I - " He died a long time ago, I'm almost 81 you know."

Maria Throws her dress off and run into the Mediterranean.​

Benito - " Ah well... I always did like older women."

Benito Runs after her.​

Notes: Text Update. Don't like them, but seemed fun.
 
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boom said:
Benito - " Interesting. And what is that Purple Place over yand the Mainland"

Maria I - " Hah you silly man. You must be in Political Map View. That is Napels, And farther North is Papel."

:rofl:

Benito sure is a silly man!!! :D
 
so, Benito Mussolini went into the past with a time machine to go skinny dipping with an old Sicilian Queen?

oh and also to stop the birth of evil Canadian Empire?

hmm...interesting... :rofl:

ps. silly Benito, dont you know what political map mode is??
 
EUROO7 said:
:rofl:

Benito sure is a silly man!!! :D

Future People are always out of place in the past.

Enewald said:
silly. neat. odd.

And that makes this aar great! :p

So Benito shall life foreva? :D

Hehehe I have a plan to get farther in deep of Benito.

swippy said:
so, Benito Mussolini went into the past with a time machine to go skinny dipping with an old Sicilian Queen?

oh and also to stop the birth of evil Canadian Empire?

hmm...interesting... :rofl:

ps. silly Benito, dont you know what political map mode is??

Oh we all love Skinny Dipping right?

comagoosie said:
:eek:

who would of thought that a prolouge would be in the future.

and I like it.

Bonito in the past :cool:

The Future Past? All the same with a Time Machine :rofl:
 
A Mission?

Maria I - " Hello all, This is Benito Mussolini, He will be my New advisor."

Benito - " Thank you madam, I was thinking we could start with allies. How are we?

Maria I - " We should be getting replies back in a few days time, Also we should be receiving a Mission soon."

Benito - " A mission?"

Maria I - " Its a little game I invented, I allow random People over the globe to Give me tasks for rewards."

Benito - " Random Tasks, for no cost? Only gain? Sounds fun."

Diplomat Oswalt - " My Lady, I have news from our Diplomats across the known World."

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Maria I - " Ah good. And our Mission a Royal Marriage.... Blast i have no daughters!"

Benito - " I have a plan for the Naples Problem... Dang Purple men"

Maria I - " Ah ok... Next."

Diplomat Oswalt - " Well we have some news. Aragon wants us to go to War"

Maria I - " Oh crap, with whom?"

Diplomat Oswalt - " Navarra"

Maria I - " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lets go to war then... Only a stability hit"

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Colonel Jackson - " My Lady, we have finished 2 Calvary Regiments, and Peace with Navarra"

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Maria I - " Good Good"

Benito - " We are getting close my Lady. Should we tell them?"

Maria I - " I guess we better, Lads, Benito and I have decieded......"



Notes: Will give a Cookie if someone can guess what Maria might say... ;)
 
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Great AAR! I'm really liking it. Benito in the past, this should turn to be even more interesting, everything to prevent the evil Canadian Empire to form. :rofl:
 
They're getting MARRIED?!?!? :eek:

That could be the only way to finish the mission, since she has no daughters!