This mod will be awsome. You will sit right side of Jesus judging living and death.
And the BEAST shall mark Armorica with 6 provinces, 6 counts, and 6 game-breaking bugs. And all who wear the sign of Armorica shall be elevated by the BEAST, for Celts are fun and charismatic. 'Lo, dark days of wrath shall descend upon the faithful of Enlil as the sea-textures run red with blood-color-inversion. One-third part of all provinces shall lack a de jure Duchy, one-third more shall have incoherent melting-pots.
Then, the sound-files will mangle a trumpet, and seven bugs shall be released, as the seven events are broken:
The first event shall see the White Equites launch ahistorical county conquests against the Franks.
The second event shall see the Red Equites be annexed by Amorica
The third event shall see the Black-sheep Turkomen plague the Middle-Lands.
And as the fourth event is broken, beheld I a Pale rider, bearing a message with no text. Myriad messages, without any purpose but to demand acknowledgment, filled my view, and OK-ing one merely lead to more, and the Pale Rider is Death of a play through - he was given the power to break games.
And the fifth event shall be a broken Chronicle, making players sad.
The sixth event shall be the Wrath of Enlil, and all those who demanded release shall find it at the sword.
The seventh event will bring silence, and seven lines of yellow text shall appear. And they shall stand stark on a blue screen, and the whirring hard-disk shall spin no more, and the vials of the Wrath of Enlil shall be visited upon the very circuitry of our systems.
Praise be Enlil, savior of heretics.
~The Book of Armorageddon