Hmm... Why couldn't it be Vicky-CK-EUII-Vicky-HOI2Rocketman said:Lützow: Thanks. Don't worry, the Bavarian Saga is not over! It's Vicky-CK-EUII-Vicky!
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Go plan omega, where you invade every country with a land border or sea border at the same time.
Giant floating fortresses can not be stopped!
Giant floating fortresses can not be stopped!
Rensslaer: Heh, thanks! Since I'm foolhardy enough to 'take Bavaria through the ages', I'll probably have a King Ludwig cameo in all of my AARs.
coz1: Cuba is an event, I think. Also, it's a dominion of Spain, and I don't have a good enough navy yet for a fight with Spain. And if you're talking about the Jaws sequels, I refuse to watch them.
Lützow: Because I don't have HoI2. But, sure, if I get it, the Bavarian Saga will continue to 1948!
BBBD: True, but I don't have any giant floating fortresses yet.
Everyone Else: Thanks for reading! You'll see which way I chose.
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1881
Jan - Mexico refuses to sell us Sonora/Chihuahua, and to sell Baja to California. Bastards.
Mar 28 - We finish paying off the debt and reject the Industrial Act in Congress.
Prez: Not that I don't like industry, but it would've put us back in the hole.
May 20 - The CSA DoWs Mexico. Mexico's ally, the USCA, jumps in.
Prez: Excellent. Heheh...excellent.... *rubs hands evilly*
Jun 9 - California attacks Mexico also.
Aug 28 - "Nationalism and Imperialism" discovered.
Prez: That's kinda creepy.
1882
Feb 6 - The Situation.
Alert Level OWNAGE.
Apr 11 - The USCA is defeated and becomes a satellite of the CSA.
Aug 30 - Mexico finally admits defeat, giving us war indemnities and the Yucatan.
Prez: Lesson learned. Late-game entrenchment + Mexican mountains = pain. Big Pain.
Aide: *breaks down the door* SIR! The fourth wall is breached!
Prez: NOOOO!
JPN Emperor: GOJIRA!
Gojira: GRRREEEENNOOOOOOWWWWWKKKK!
Aug 30 - "Army Decision Making" Oddly, all the generals decided to garrison the Yucatan for four weeks with pay.
Dec 25 - With our war debt paid off, we send some money and tech to our new buddies in California.
Southron: Merry Christmas!
Cali: Awesome!
1883
Nothin'
1884
Jan 8 - DoW Haiti.
Haiti: Oh hell.
May 6 - Annex Haiti. Casualities were heavy. Soldier kept getting beaned with full cans of Coke.
Oct 7 - Cali and Mexico sign a peace treaty. Finally.
Cali: Can't feel my legs... truce?
Mex: Ow... truce...
1885
Jun 2 - Our first fleet, 10 commerce raiders, is ready. Our total Navy is 12 commerce raiders, 6 transports. Ph33r.
1886
Jan 23 - A Yankee officer defects.
Aug 6 - The Mexicans huddle in fear from our newest weapon.
Heheheheh.
1887
Jun 18 - We choose not to hang some Cali smugglers. Instead, we stuffed fire ants in their smuggled goods.
Jul 24 - General Jackson dies.
*moment of silence*
1888
Mar 4 - Compromise in worker's strike. Hawaiian shirts are now acceptable.
Mar 29 - North Leeward Islands for 2 techs and $35000.
Prez: Gotta be a catch.......
Brit PM (in radiation suit): No catch, sir!
Oct 22 - We propose a Military Alliance to Cali. They accept.
CSA: We honeymooned in Mexico.
Mex: hate you both...
1889
Nov 12 - Machine Guns. Sadly, it's two days before new gun racks are designed.
1890
Mar 29 - USCA offier defects, joins Yucatan Garrison.
Nov - Massive industrial growth. All factories expanded, five new constructed.
North America, 1891. The CSA is the most powerful American nation.
Europe, if you're interested.
coz1: Cuba is an event, I think. Also, it's a dominion of Spain, and I don't have a good enough navy yet for a fight with Spain. And if you're talking about the Jaws sequels, I refuse to watch them.
Lützow: Because I don't have HoI2.
But, sure, if I get it, the Bavarian Saga will continue to 1948!BBBD: True, but I don't have any giant floating fortresses yet.
Everyone Else: Thanks for reading! You'll see which way I chose.
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1881
Jan - Mexico refuses to sell us Sonora/Chihuahua, and to sell Baja to California. Bastards.
Mar 28 - We finish paying off the debt and reject the Industrial Act in Congress.
Prez: Not that I don't like industry, but it would've put us back in the hole.
May 20 - The CSA DoWs Mexico. Mexico's ally, the USCA, jumps in.
Prez: Excellent. Heheh...excellent.... *rubs hands evilly*
Jun 9 - California attacks Mexico also.
Aug 28 - "Nationalism and Imperialism" discovered.
Prez: That's kinda creepy.
1882
Feb 6 - The Situation.
Alert Level OWNAGE.
Apr 11 - The USCA is defeated and becomes a satellite of the CSA.
Aug 30 - Mexico finally admits defeat, giving us war indemnities and the Yucatan.
Prez: Lesson learned. Late-game entrenchment + Mexican mountains = pain. Big Pain.
Aide: *breaks down the door* SIR! The fourth wall is breached!
Prez: NOOOO!
JPN Emperor: GOJIRA!
Gojira: GRRREEEENNOOOOOOWWWWWKKKK!
Aug 30 - "Army Decision Making" Oddly, all the generals decided to garrison the Yucatan for four weeks with pay.
Dec 25 - With our war debt paid off, we send some money and tech to our new buddies in California.
Southron: Merry Christmas!
Cali: Awesome!
1883
Nothin'
1884
Jan 8 - DoW Haiti.
Haiti: Oh hell.
May 6 - Annex Haiti. Casualities were heavy. Soldier kept getting beaned with full cans of Coke.
Oct 7 - Cali and Mexico sign a peace treaty. Finally.
Cali: Can't feel my legs... truce?
Mex: Ow... truce...
1885
Jun 2 - Our first fleet, 10 commerce raiders, is ready. Our total Navy is 12 commerce raiders, 6 transports. Ph33r.
1886
Jan 23 - A Yankee officer defects.
Aug 6 - The Mexicans huddle in fear from our newest weapon.
Heheheheh.
1887
Jun 18 - We choose not to hang some Cali smugglers. Instead, we stuffed fire ants in their smuggled goods.
Jul 24 - General Jackson dies.
*moment of silence*
1888
Mar 4 - Compromise in worker's strike. Hawaiian shirts are now acceptable.
Mar 29 - North Leeward Islands for 2 techs and $35000.
Prez: Gotta be a catch.......
Brit PM (in radiation suit): No catch, sir!
Oct 22 - We propose a Military Alliance to Cali. They accept.
CSA: We honeymooned in Mexico.
Mex: hate you both...
1889
Nov 12 - Machine Guns. Sadly, it's two days before new gun racks are designed.
1890
Mar 29 - USCA offier defects, joins Yucatan Garrison.
Nov - Massive industrial growth. All factories expanded, five new constructed.
North America, 1891. The CSA is the most powerful American nation.
Europe, if you're interested.
Dude, I nearly puked trying to work out that map of Europe. So wrong, so very wrong.
I can't believe that you have not chosen to take out the Northerns for good, the Confederation needs to have the whole Eastern seaboard
I can't believe that you have not chosen to take out the Northerns for good, the Confederation needs to have the whole Eastern seaboard
Yup! The world turned upside down!BBBD said:
That's Rocketman's world, all right!
Good job!
Rensslaer
Whaaat?! Then you should buy it immediately! it's a great game, maybe not as great as victoria but truly worth buying.Rocketman said:Lützow: Because I don't have HoI2.
Wait for Doomsday. Only $20, it's better, and supposed to be done in April. You can preorder it now though.Lützow said:Whaaat?! Then you should buy it immediately! it's a great game, maybe not as great as victoria but truly worth buying.
Is that Denmark in Spain? Not only a funky European map, but some weirdness there too. So, you plan on going back to Cali, Cali, Cali? Or is it no, I don't think so?
Or Kali, Kali, Kali? You remember those turbaned Indian guys that show up for some German minors? Maybe one of them insinuates himself into the Confederate hierarchy as a planter who fell asleep in the sun, and you have to send Cary Grant and Gunga Din to rescue Robert E. Lee!coz1 said:
That would just fit RIGHT in!
Rensslaer
BBBD: No, the South will not be invading the Yankees again. They know what's good for them and they've been behaving since the end of the War. plus, we fought a war so we wouldn't have to share a country with the Yanks. I'll be dipped in batter before we fight one to get them back!
coz1: It's actually Carlist Spain, which Spain just doesn't seem interested in defeating for some reason.
Rensslaer: Probably would fit, if I had the slightest idea what you were talking about.
Faeelin: The Yanks are slightly ahead of us by about 10 points or so.
E'erbody else: Thanks for reading! I won't pull another twisted Europe map, I promise.
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1891
Jan 8 - The old people and workers are appeased when we fund Acceptable Min. Wages and Pensions. Everyone is treated fairly in the Confederacy... except that guy.
That Guy: *sniff* It's true...
1892
Railroading and slight industrialization continues.
1893
Jan 8 - Phenominalism.
Newspaper: THE DAMNYANKEES FRY AND EAT CHILDREN!
Damnyankee: We most certainly do not. Frying adds too much fat.
Jan 10 - Huge tech-trade with Cali. Cheap Steel, Inorganic Chemistry, and $5400 for Iron Steamers, Navy Decision Making, and Navy Logistics.
Jan 12 - We buy Bermuda for 'Main Armament' and $60000. At least we think we do, since we never see the negotiators again....
Mar 16 - Some peaceniks gather in Virginia. The ghost of General Lee smacks them around.
Apr 1 - We discover Ironclads.
Prez: *shame*
Oct 21 - The Queen of Hawaii gets a little crazy and surrenders to the United States. We inform her the USA hasn't existed in thirty years, and all have a good laugh.
Oct 23 - The Alliance with Cali expires, and is renewed.
1894
1895
Feb 1 - A leading British scientist defects to us and reveals the tech "High Seas Battle Fleet".
Scientist: I am so bloody sick of tea, I just couldn't live there anymore.
Prez: Yeah, I know. Coffee?
1896
Nov 8 - Government Scandal! The Confederate government resigns and calls for new elections.
Prez: Just when you think this story can't get farther than reality....
1897
1898
Mar 30 - Destroyers discovered.
Navy Geeks: Ooooh...
Jun 1 - Brown Water School is begun, dedicated to a home defense fleet.
Jul 6 - Our mighty Ironclad fleet of five ships is ready.
Prez: Fear our mighty navy! We can totally destroy the British Fleet of 1836!
Nov 20 - Due to a post office mix-up, we finally get the Mission to Civilize after the world's already been claimed.
Prez: *sigh*
1899
Jan 14 - We can't take it anymore! We attack Cuba!
Prez: Yes, finally another war! CHARGE!
Apr 2 - The Cuban army is crushed. Nine days later, Cuba is occupied/annexed.
Prez: Maybe we charged too fast?
Apr 27 - The Socialist Revolution begins. A Socialist Confederacy?! NEVER!
May 9 - The Treaty of Paris. Cuba is kept a part of the CSA and we get Puerto Rico.
Prez: Woo! Everybody gets the month off!
CSA: HUZZAH!
Jun 4 - The Greater Antilles, Oklahoma, and Yucatan are admitted as states.
Jun 9 - Battleships discovered. Oh, hell yes!
1900
Sept 8 - Construction of three Battleships with destroyer escorts begins.
Prez: Finally! We're gonna have to tear somebody a new one with these bad boys...
The CSA.
A messed-up Africa.
coz1: It's actually Carlist Spain, which Spain just doesn't seem interested in defeating for some reason.
Rensslaer: Probably would fit, if I had the slightest idea what you were talking about.
Faeelin: The Yanks are slightly ahead of us by about 10 points or so.
E'erbody else: Thanks for reading! I won't pull another twisted Europe map, I promise.
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1891
Jan 8 - The old people and workers are appeased when we fund Acceptable Min. Wages and Pensions. Everyone is treated fairly in the Confederacy... except that guy.
That Guy: *sniff* It's true...
1892
Railroading and slight industrialization continues.
1893
Jan 8 - Phenominalism.
Newspaper: THE DAMNYANKEES FRY AND EAT CHILDREN!
Damnyankee: We most certainly do not. Frying adds too much fat.
Jan 10 - Huge tech-trade with Cali. Cheap Steel, Inorganic Chemistry, and $5400 for Iron Steamers, Navy Decision Making, and Navy Logistics.
Jan 12 - We buy Bermuda for 'Main Armament' and $60000. At least we think we do, since we never see the negotiators again....
Mar 16 - Some peaceniks gather in Virginia. The ghost of General Lee smacks them around.
Apr 1 - We discover Ironclads.
Prez: *shame*
Oct 21 - The Queen of Hawaii gets a little crazy and surrenders to the United States. We inform her the USA hasn't existed in thirty years, and all have a good laugh.
Oct 23 - The Alliance with Cali expires, and is renewed.
1894
1895
Feb 1 - A leading British scientist defects to us and reveals the tech "High Seas Battle Fleet".
Scientist: I am so bloody sick of tea, I just couldn't live there anymore.
Prez: Yeah, I know. Coffee?
1896
Nov 8 - Government Scandal! The Confederate government resigns and calls for new elections.
Prez: Just when you think this story can't get farther than reality....
1897
1898
Mar 30 - Destroyers discovered.
Navy Geeks: Ooooh...
Jun 1 - Brown Water School is begun, dedicated to a home defense fleet.
Jul 6 - Our mighty Ironclad fleet of five ships is ready.
Prez: Fear our mighty navy! We can totally destroy the British Fleet of 1836!
Nov 20 - Due to a post office mix-up, we finally get the Mission to Civilize after the world's already been claimed.
Prez: *sigh*
1899
Jan 14 - We can't take it anymore! We attack Cuba!
Prez: Yes, finally another war! CHARGE!
Apr 2 - The Cuban army is crushed. Nine days later, Cuba is occupied/annexed.
Prez: Maybe we charged too fast?
Apr 27 - The Socialist Revolution begins. A Socialist Confederacy?! NEVER!
May 9 - The Treaty of Paris. Cuba is kept a part of the CSA and we get Puerto Rico.
Prez: Woo! Everybody gets the month off!
CSA: HUZZAH!
Jun 4 - The Greater Antilles, Oklahoma, and Yucatan are admitted as states.
Jun 9 - Battleships discovered. Oh, hell yes!
1900
Sept 8 - Construction of three Battleships with destroyer escorts begins.
Prez: Finally! We're gonna have to tear somebody a new one with these bad boys...
The CSA.
A messed-up Africa.
I was expecting a twisted map of Asia or something at the end of this, entirely in keeping with your promise.