Rensslaer: Heh, thanks! Since I'm foolhardy enough to 'take Bavaria through the ages', I'll probably have a King Ludwig cameo in all of my AARs.
coz1: Cuba is an event, I think. Also, it's a dominion of Spain, and I don't have a good enough navy yet for a fight with Spain. And if you're talking about the Jaws sequels, I refuse to watch them.
Lützow: Because I don't have HoI2.
But, sure, if I get it, the Bavarian Saga will continue to 1948!
BBBD: True, but I don't have any giant floating fortresses yet.
Everyone Else: Thanks for reading! You'll see which way I chose.
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1881
Jan - Mexico refuses to sell us Sonora/Chihuahua, and to sell Baja to California. Bastards.
Mar 28 - We finish paying off the debt and reject the Industrial Act in Congress.
Prez: Not that I don't like industry, but it would've put us back in the hole.
May 20 - The CSA DoWs Mexico. Mexico's ally, the USCA, jumps in.
Prez: Excellent. Heheh...excellent.... *rubs hands evilly*
Jun 9 - California attacks Mexico also.
Aug 28 - "Nationalism and Imperialism" discovered.
Prez: That's kinda creepy.
1882
Feb 6 - The Situation.
Alert Level OWNAGE.
Apr 11 - The USCA is defeated and becomes a satellite of the CSA.
Aug 30 - Mexico finally admits defeat, giving us war indemnities and the Yucatan.
Prez: Lesson learned. Late-game entrenchment + Mexican mountains = pain. Big Pain.
Aide: *breaks down the door* SIR! The fourth wall is breached!
Prez: NOOOO!
JPN Emperor: GOJIRA!
Gojira: GRRREEEENNOOOOOOWWWWWKKKK!
Aug 30 - "Army Decision Making" Oddly, all the generals decided to garrison the Yucatan for four weeks with pay.
Dec 25 - With our war debt paid off, we send some money and tech to our new buddies in California.
Southron: Merry Christmas!
Cali: Awesome!
1883
Nothin'
1884
Jan 8 - DoW Haiti.
Haiti: Oh hell.
May 6 - Annex Haiti. Casualities were heavy. Soldier kept getting beaned with full cans of Coke.
Oct 7 - Cali and Mexico sign a peace treaty. Finally.
Cali: Can't feel my legs... truce?
Mex: Ow... truce...
1885
Jun 2 - Our first fleet, 10 commerce raiders, is ready. Our total Navy is 12 commerce raiders, 6 transports. Ph33r.
1886
Jan 23 - A Yankee officer defects.
Aug 6 - The Mexicans huddle in fear from our newest weapon.
Heheheheh.
1887
Jun 18 - We choose not to hang some Cali smugglers. Instead, we stuffed fire ants in their smuggled goods.
Jul 24 - General Jackson dies.
*moment of silence*
1888
Mar 4 - Compromise in worker's strike. Hawaiian shirts are now acceptable.
Mar 29 - North Leeward Islands for 2 techs and $35000.
Prez: Gotta be a catch.......
Brit PM (in radiation suit): No catch, sir!
Oct 22 - We propose a Military Alliance to Cali. They accept.
CSA: We honeymooned in Mexico.
Mex: hate you both...
1889
Nov 12 - Machine Guns. Sadly, it's two days before new gun racks are designed.
1890
Mar 29 - USCA offier defects, joins Yucatan Garrison.
Nov - Massive industrial growth. All factories expanded, five new constructed.
North America, 1891. The CSA is the most powerful American nation.
Europe, if you're interested.