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No words necessary, more to follow in the future.


Disclaimer:
If you don't wanna see humour made out of Kekkonen, Mannerheim or any other "legendary" and "godlikely-unable-of-doing-mistakes" persons, that are too numerous in the Finnish history, especially the 20th century, please hold down the ALT button (located on the left side of your spacebar) and then press the F4 button (between the F3 and F5 in the topmost row of buttons in your keyboard, respectably).





Prelude:
Part I:

"How in the name of earth did that drooling zombie get to the year 1936?"
Part II:
"and HOW ON EARTH DID HE MANAGE TO STAGE A COUP????"

Kekkonen pimp my Finland:
Strip I:

"Funding problems"
Strip II:
"Operation Snow Angels"
Strip III:
"One hell of a hangover / WHERE'S MY VODKA?"
 
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Urho Kaleva rides again! I´ll be following this one for sure :D
 

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I find this....insteresting. :D
 

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"How in the name of earth did that drooling zombie get to the year 1936?"



One beautiful winter day, Kekkonen is wining and dining his great friend Nikita Hruštšov.

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Oh no, don't you even think you got rid of Kekkonen so easily!
 

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most see stuff :D
 

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"and HOW ON EARTH DID HE MANAGE TO STAGE A COUP????"


The 1st of January 1936, Eduskuntatalo, Finland
The government, unaware of what's going to happen in about 2 minutes and 17 seconds,
has gathered to hear a law suggestion on making the Finnish uniforms pink,
instead of grey.


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Needless to say, Kekkonen became the sole ruler of Finland,
but the first thing he did was that he got himself something
for the awful headache: Vodka.
 

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Thanks for all the comments! :)

Let's hope Kekkonen has all the luck in the world in his plans, because he ain't gonna take no bullshit.
 

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Every now and then an utterly demented AAR happens along that one must simply subscribe to.
This is one of those times.
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just one thing... you might want to shrink the font sizes in your signature, I don't think they're allowed that big. but awesome update!
 

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Better now? :D
 

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If you no likey, no needey to readey my AARey
 

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I liked the "Unnaturally bald" line and the man in balaclava stealing the camera. The rest was.... unusual to say the least. :D
 
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Meh meh, all these scandals are giving me free pr :D