What's your pre-game ritual?

[unmerged(20324)]

1) send the wife to timbuktu
2) send little one to grandma's
3) set up mini fridge next to computer
4) disconnect the phone
5) put messaging cover (medium setting) on chair
6) change into comfortable clothing (optional if warm)
7) place minefield around house
8) play until the end of the world!!!!!!!

 

[Darkrenown]

Originally posted by Kaigon
One should do that... he might want to play too...

I have 5...:wacko:

Luckily, none of them like EUII/HoI so I get it all to myself . Unluckily, none of them like EUII/HoI so I can't MP with them

 

[Alexandru H.]

10 REM "The Great Paradox Hunt"
20 LET a=live in western world
30 LET b=live in eastern world
40 LET c=are a beta
50 IF a=TRUE than GOTO 80
60 IF b=TRUE than GOTO 90
70 IF c=TRUE than GOTO 100
80 PRINT "Go and buy the game": END
90 PRINT "Browse the forums for 6 months before getting it: GOTO 110
100 PRINT "You have played it before most guys": END
110 INPUT "Aren't you sad?";x
120 IF x="yes" than PRINT "Move to Stockholm": END
130 IF x="no" than PRINT "You deserve to be banned": END

 

[thames]

Originally posted by Sytass
In Patric's spirit:

Check for latest patch
If Patch is there:
- Download
- Unzip
- Hope last savegame still works
Play

Shouldn't that read:
Check for the latest BETA patch?

 

[aelbric]

Originally posted by EnPeaSea
1. I try to glance through the manual while driving home from the store and occassionaly look up so I do not get in an accident.

snip...

LOL, I thought I was the only one who did this!

I actually got stopped by a police officer once.

 

[unmerged(10800)]

Pre-game??? I dont understand....

 

[Xoxxon]

1) The altar thing.
2) The vestal virgins thing.
3) The goat thing.
3a) The hamster thing, if goats are unavailable.
4) The purification thing.
5) Burn the manual.
6) Assume the position.
7) Transcendence.

 

[masochist]

preach to everyone i know about how the world would be a better place if we all got on which each other and consdiered everyone to be our equal using historic references about the evil attorcities and acts of genocide commited by various nations....

... before admitting to myself that im really a hypocritcal evil b*stard who knows no morality and desires power at any expense...

... then i will purchase victoira and live out my sadistic desires with the help of my mouse