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What's the worst possible next dlc?
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Crusader Kings Origins DLC!
Back for your enjoyment, all the classic bugs you think on nostalgically!
Enjoy all the classic exploits and crashes of CK1 in your CK2 game! And making its dramatic return: The Sheikdom of Praha!
Back for your enjoyment, all the classic bugs you think on nostalgically!
Enjoy all the classic exploits and crashes of CK1 in your CK2 game! And making its dramatic return: The Sheikdom of Praha!
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No one mentioned map expanding up to China as a worst possible next DLS yet ? OK, i will be first.
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One in which getting sick, finding a doctor, and constantly watching your health, becomes the main aspect of your reign.
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A "Shattered Retreat DLC"....to force your armies all the way from France to India.
Or China..
Or China..
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The worst one? A shallow, gamey "roleplay" DLC similar to 'Way of Life'.
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Chi- Oh, never mind.
Imagine the performance impact. It'll run about as well as Dwarf Fortress at 250 dorfs.
Imagine the performance impact. It'll run about as well as Dwarf Fortress at 250 dorfs.
Just add the equivalent of cotton candy and HFS and it would be fine. Probably massive plague epidemics, given the last dev diary...
For non-DF players:
So, the new DLC already has some features confirmed.
1, We will get all sick and likely die to some diseases...............which is likely from China.
2, We will have doctors....from China.
3, We will be treated by doctors by some experiment, paranormal or proved medical methods.......they learned from China.
4, Also, there is a rumor about a bonsai tree out there in Japan......which unfortunately has been annexed by China.
And, as we know, the Mongol Horde is actually the Yuan Dynasty of China. Thus, it's going to be turned into Chinese Invasion with 1 trillion doom stocks. And....since, it's a disease DLC after all....they will all be infected by zombie virus when spawn. And...as they are Chinese zombies which is totally different from western zombies, they will have special jumping animations in a content pack release at the same time with DLC
As a conclusion, the main story line of this DLC will be as follow:
After Chinese zombie invasion happens sometime randomly in game time frame. Pope will call for a crusade to fight all the way through Chinese zombies and liberate Japan which has been annexed by China. And then, you will be asked to seek for a holy bonsai tree which is the key to heal zombie disease.
1, We will get all sick and likely die to some diseases...............which is likely from China.
2, We will have doctors....from China.
3, We will be treated by doctors by some experiment, paranormal or proved medical methods.......they learned from China.
4, Also, there is a rumor about a bonsai tree out there in Japan......which unfortunately has been annexed by China.
And, as we know, the Mongol Horde is actually the Yuan Dynasty of China. Thus, it's going to be turned into Chinese Invasion with 1 trillion doom stocks. And....since, it's a disease DLC after all....they will all be infected by zombie virus when spawn. And...as they are Chinese zombies which is totally different from western zombies, they will have special jumping animations in a content pack release at the same time with DLC
As a conclusion, the main story line of this DLC will be as follow:
After Chinese zombie invasion happens sometime randomly in game time frame. Pope will call for a crusade to fight all the way through Chinese zombies and liberate Japan which has been annexed by China. And then, you will be asked to seek for a holy bonsai tree which is the key to heal zombie disease.
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I'm definitely up for some more optional ahistorical expansions just to turn the game on it's head, but the worst thing I can think of is if they added more stuff for nomads, because those guys don't need anymore attention.
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As a roleplay oriented player, I must say that the worst, worst thing, is when a developer THINKS, that he is doing something for the roleplayers. WoL has nothing to do with roleplay, nothing at all. And don't get me started on this sickness DLC nonsense.
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Quick Time Events
Press end turn button to proceed to the next day
All Councillors, Vassals, Vassals of Vassals, Leaders of Peasant Revolts and Religious Uprisings get to auto-vote on every decision ... Power to the People!
Minigames to unlock awesome perks that you can also buy for real money
Requires permanent online connection to the pdx servers
Press end turn button to proceed to the next day
All Councillors, Vassals, Vassals of Vassals, Leaders of Peasant Revolts and Religious Uprisings get to auto-vote on every decision ... Power to the People!
Minigames to unlock awesome perks that you can also buy for real money
Requires permanent online connection to the pdx servers
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The Old Gods II:
- More events for Vikings
- More overpowered Vikings.
- More Viking Mechanics.
- No love for other pagans.
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Crusader Kings 2: Molyneux Edition
Crusader Kings 2: The Phantom Menace
Crusader Kings 2 Forever
Crusader Kings 3000 AD
Kinect Crusader Kings
Crusader Kings 2: The Phantom Menace
Crusader Kings 2 Forever
Crusader Kings 3000 AD
Kinect Crusader Kings
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A patch in which everyone gets sick and likely dies and you can only stop that by buying the DLC.
Sounds like fun.....and then characters will still die in nonsensical numbers...., but the performance issue will be fixed this way....*sigh*
Sounds like fun.....and then characters will still die in nonsensical numbers...., but the performance issue will be fixed this way....*sigh*
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