Great thread subject. Big peeve of mine.
I'm about to reach 1700 hours (give or take) played in EUIV with, roughly speaking, circa 10 hours spent playing as Hungary (interesting country as it goes) and roughly the same as England and another 10 as Ireland. So call it about 1600+ as ROTW nations or tribes or what-have-you. I'm a proud ROTW player then because in my case and it's utterly a personal view, is that EU is a Hapsburg/hre sim and it boils my carrots. In fact all of PDS big four franchises favour/fantasise over mitteleuropa in some manner when they offer a whole sandbox world to play in, in tandem:
Examples:
- Crusader Kings Charliemange celebrates, after a fashion, a mass murderer belonging to some trumped up polity which existed to piss off the actual Roman empire of the day, that which the base game can't pigeon-hole as a feudal polity but actually tries to. Karling my arse.
- EU series. Hre hre hre hre hapsburg HAP.tga palatinate ulm minigames. I constantly whinge here about the fact that I can't even toggle off the bloody eagle thing that pains my glaucoma as I play Malaya, Arabia or Ming or anything far far away from Hapsburgland. But hm, what is this? The papal icon thingy is not present on-screen. Is Freddy zu Hapsburg XVI more important than a religious leader of millions? Hmm. Looks like. Art of War addresses this silly bias to some extent. It soothes the savage breast in a pleasing manner. Better.
- Vicky. Buy some nice extra Prussian pointy helmet DLC, when other nations besides USA/CSA get tiny tablescrap DLCs because Germany is somehow more important, more mitteleuropa (of course it is) despite not being a massive coloniser nation, the heart, indeed the heart of darkness of Vicky. Don't worry, though, 1914 will come around soon enough. Wear your pointy DLC hat with pride. Ehm ...no. Fin, Vicky is excellent, I submit to her charms. Shame no russian revolution expansion/DLC though. Never mind. And no this is not an anti-german thing; I loved my time in northern Germany and its beautiful women and hearty food.
- Hearts of Iron. Mitteleuropa gone mad. Ww2. Not Paradox's fault that that happened. However, we can't have a Hapsburg sadly, but do have extra nazi pointy tanks DLC and an extra extra pointy gotterdammerung music, UI and tiger tank DLC when other nations get much less. Oh but we did have some nice soviet plane DLC with red stars topside (ugh), an irish coracle and a french motorbike*. Regardless, conquer the world like Charlie von Karling Hapsburg MXVIX would've wanted**.
* I made that up.
** This is turning into a baseless rant.
*** I still love you, PDS.
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- is over-rated.
We have an EU map full of exotic beach locations, forested tundras, sweltering bone-dry deserts, swathes of hundreds of small islands under Aegean-blue skies with Nations to represent all of them, and yet somehow boring hre in its dismal grey cocoon has more 'value', more 'worth'. No thanks. ROTW for me, ta.
Sincerely, Mudscrub.