* I return to my place, suddenly I hear a "banging" noise in the toilet.
After 5 minutes a woman comes out from the toilet with "mildly" erotic book. *
After 5 minutes a woman comes out from the toilet with "mildly" erotic book. *
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The bit about bargaining chips still seems confusing..
oVote Hax. The first person to post after an update except for snoopdogg is always a wolf.
Selphy emerges from the rear compartment dripping with water (at least you hope it's water) and with an irritated look in her eyes.
"Grrr! Damn those kobolds! making the entrance to their lair a small underwater tunnel is cheating! How am I supposed to break in and kill them all if I can't fit?...
... Hmm? Whats all the fuss about humans? A murder? Bah! Clearly the lycanthropes have struck while I was otherwise engaged! They must be more cunning than I thought."
Selphy looks around a bit and then points a finger at the blonde human
"You there! Wench! I don't know why but I have a feeling that you believe yourself worthy to be my Rival! As I am Chaotic Good that must make you Lawful evil! You're probably in league with the lycanthropes!"
VOTE Kaetje
"Grrr! Damn those kobolds! making the entrance to their lair a small underwater tunnel is cheating! How am I supposed to break in and kill them all if I can't fit?...
... Hmm? Whats all the fuss about humans? A murder? Bah! Clearly the lycanthropes have struck while I was otherwise engaged! They must be more cunning than I thought."
Selphy looks around a bit and then points a finger at the blonde human
"You there! Wench! I don't know why but I have a feeling that you believe yourself worthy to be my Rival! As I am Chaotic Good that must make you Lawful evil! You're probably in league with the lycanthropes!"
VOTE Kaetje
"Who would poison that kindly Lord on his first day on the job?"
OOC: Stupid people, killing LS on his first day back from a long break!
*Piccolo wonders silently about who would've been dastardly enough to commit a crime so foul*
"We have elves, eroticism, a drunkard, a person looking for Zimbabwean dollars, and a druggie that could all easily be suspects...
No one is suspect enough to comdemn, though."
OOC: Stupid people, killing LS on his first day back from a long break!
*Piccolo wonders silently about who would've been dastardly enough to commit a crime so foul*
"We have elves, eroticism, a drunkard, a person looking for Zimbabwean dollars, and a druggie that could all easily be suspects...
No one is suspect enough to comdemn, though."
Can I ask the GM were the next destination will be, or have we not arrived at Heathrow yet?
"Who would poison that kindly Lord on his first day on the job?"
OOC: Stupid people, killing LS on his first day back from a long break!
*Piccolo wonders silently about who would've been dastardly enough to commit a crime so foul*
"We have elves, eroticism, a drunkard, a person looking for Zimbabwean dollars, and a druggie that could all easily be suspects...
No one is suspect enough to comdemn, though."
"I hope you are not suggesting that an elf like me is suspicious! I am a bastion of purity! I could of been a paladin if not for that little incident at adventuring school involving the squirrels, the nuts and the divine magic teachers robes... Now that blonde wench on the other hand is clearly nothing but trouble, just think how arrogant such a plain looking human must be to even consider themselves my rival! They must be up to no good!"
"I speak for most of the people here when I say that we have never seen a real life elf before. Thus we only have your word as proof for your 'bastions'. Sadly, that alone is rarely enough."
And if she's an elf, and she's immortal, then surely she won't mind us throwing her off the plane, to save weight, what d'ya say, partner, do we have an accord?
Unvote OrangeYoshi...
"Well I've never seen a metallic dragon that ferries people around in its tummy before, but that doesn't mean I don't know that they're good aligned! Likewise elves are good, elegant, wonderful beings. Dwarves are drunken idiots, Halflings are fat and lazy, Gnomes are crazy and dangerous and Humans are strange and ignorant...This is just common knowledge! What on earth do they teach you in human adventuring school?"
Selphy wanders off to look for the towel merchant as she could really use one right now... this kobold water smells rather bad...
"This seems like a very interesting idea, but unless we soon have engine trouble, we don't much need to save weight, now do we?
"
"Your knowledge of elven physiology is sorely lacking... "
Selphy shakes her head disapprovingly
* Suddenly Keatje takes up a cellphone, she makes a text message.
With the sound of the buttons I can hear the combination
H
U
N
T
Suddenly she looks up and sees me and puts the phone back.
- Crap I whisper. *
I am only versed in Eldar physiology, I got a book on it by Lord Elrond, do you know the chap?
Price of oil is awfully high these days, I blame Obama."This seems like a very interesting idea, but unless we soon have engine trouble, we don't much need to save weight, now do we?
Vote OrangeYoshi
I must've gotten a little too messed up. I'm seeing elves and big green men. I have no idea what's going on.