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or is babies just a new slang term for some new drug...?:eek:
 

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Or maybe he grounds up the baby into a powder of some sort...

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Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

I ground a baby into a fine powder and then snort it, "shooting" it in our US Army lingo. I take any that's left over and mix it in with gunpowder that we use to launch the grenades. The very same grenades that we use to kill babies so that we can grind them up into a fine powder.

It's a very important process.
 

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I really want to see a picture of a baby being shot out of a grenade launcher, even if it is Photoshopped. If there is one in this thread when I get back from dinner I will join the game.

Well I don't want you to join the game ;)
 

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I really want to see a picture of a baby being shot out of a grenade launcher, even if it is Photoshopped. If there is one in this thread when I get back from dinner I will join the game.
Grenade%20Launching%20baby.jpg
 

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I really want to see a picture of a baby being shot out of a grenade launcher, even if it is Photoshopped. If there is one in this thread when I get back from dinner I will join the game.
Liek Dis:?

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even if it is Photoshopped

EDIT: Whoa, "even if it's photoshopped"? :p :rofl: :( Poor Baby.
 
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EUROO7 has a higher quality, though I believe my image is a more accurate depiction of what was going on.

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My rebuttal:

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I shoot babies at you!

My picture uses a mounted automatic baby launcher capable of firing hundreds of babies downrange in a minute. Quite frankly, we have more babypower than you. :mad:
 

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My picture uses a mounted automatic baby launcher capable of firing hundreds of babies downrange in a minute. Quite frankly, we have more babypower than you. :mad:
I laugh at the size of your babies. We launch normal size babies, not your "mini replicas".
 

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You should launch old people and their walkers. Less flexible, more mass and the added walker make for less trajectory deflection and greater impact. More 'bang for the buck'.

The only downside is having to listen to them bitch as they fly by...
 

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You should launch old people and their walkers. Less flexible, more mass and the added walker make for less trajectory deflection and greater impact. More 'bang for the buck'.

The only downside is having to listen to them bitch as they fly by...

Babies take a lot less time to produce, and a lot less diapers too ;)
 

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In, if possible :)