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Werewolf Lite CXXIII: Armageddon


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The Setting:
In a remote US missile base in southern Montana……..
Welcome, gentlemen. As you all know, my name is Major General Humancalculator, this missile bases commander. Yesterday, them Russkie bastards launched a sneak attack on the US with nucleeear weapons. Before we could launch a counter-missile strike, all of our missile bases were destroyed by nucleeear sabotage except for this one. Them Russkies didn’t know about this base, as it was constructed 2 months ago and is state-of-the-art with top-of-the-line security systems. We are still operational, and as they nuked our proud country, and we need to make them pay for it.

Unfortunately, since this base is so new, our back-up power reactor is not yet operational. Them nucleeear attacks destroyed the power grid. We need the power from the back-up reactor to program the missile launch computers. It was going to be installed next week, so we have all of the necessary materials and manuals to put it together. Unfortunately, without the proper technicians and personnel to put it together, it will take longer than the normal amount of time. We expect it to be operational within 4-8 days, but maybe longer if certain circumstances get in the way. In the meantime, we encourage all personnel at this base to be on the look-out for Russian NKVD agents, who may have infiltrated the base. That is all for now. Good luck gentlemen, and lets make them Russkies pay for this………..​



Rules:

There shall be seventeen (17) players. Special Roles will be handed out after the last person signs up. Everyone will receive a PM - even villagers.

The game will then proceed to a Day deadline.

The game is divided into two periods - night and day. For practical reasons these two periods take place at the same time, from one update till the next.
Each day, all players gather and decide to lynch one of the players - the person they think is most likely to be a werewolf. Each night, the werewolves decide who to kill. In each 24 hour period, the village will lynch, and the werewolves will hunt. The villagers can try to lynch multiple people by creating a glorious, Lemeard-approved, TIE, and the werewolves can also decide not to hunt anyone at all at night. Beware of Crovaxian slips as well!

Winning:

The werewolves win if they manage to reach parity with the villagers.
The villagers and seer win if they manage to kill all the werewolves.

Player Roles:
1 X General Humancalculator (GM) Mild-mannered, but experienced, Virginian US General who wishes to get revenge on the Russians.
12 X American GI’s. (Villager): Normal soldier. They seek to kill all Russian NKVD Agents.
4 X Russian NKVD Agent (Werewolf): Specially trained Russian spies who have infiltrated the US missile base. They seek to kill all American GI’s and the General’s Deputy.
1 X General’s Deputy (Seer): The General’s Deputy can check one Soldier’s locker each night to see if he is an American GI or a Russian NKVD Agent.

Roleplaying:

All players are strongly encouraged to role-play, but it is not required of them.

The Deadline:
DEADLINE FOR VOTES AND OTHER STUFF IS (23:00 GMT, 1:00 CEST, 19:00 Eastern US Time)

A vote posted at 22:59pm will count. One posted at 23:00pm will NOT!
Voting Ends At Deadline Even If Game Moderator Is Not Present!

Note: Sorry if this is a bad deadline for you, but I have to follow my schedule, not yours.


Other Rules:
§1A. - You sign up to the game by requesting so in a post in this thread.
§1B. - No new players will be admitted after the game has started, EXCEPT if substituting for another player.
§1C. - You may at any time be substituted out by requesting so in the thread.
§1D. - Players are responsible for any Private Messages (PMs) missed due to inbox being full.

§2. - Orders and votes submitted after deadline are ignored.

§3A. – Players will vote daily. Should they not vote, THEY WILL BE REPLACED. There will be no exceptions unless the Game Moderator states otherwise.
§3B. – Invalid votes (Voting for Game Moderator/Ghosts) will not be accepted.
§3C. – In the event of a TIE, BOTH players will be executed.
§3D. - The player(s) with the majority of votes at deadline is considered dead. He will not reveal any inside information after the deadline.

§4A. - SPECTATORS AND GHOSTS MAY HAUNT, TAUNT AND FLAUNT, BUT NEVER SUGGEST ANY COURSE OF ACTION OR REVEAL ANY INFORMATION. ANY ACTION WHICH CAN AFFECT TO THE OUTCOME OF THE GAME IS FORBIDDEN. ANYONE CAUGHT DOING IT WILL BE *PERMANENTLY* BANNED FROM PARTICIPATION. NO EXCUSES ARE VALID.
§4B. - When doing ghost/spectator commentary, please use a non-white colour.

§5. - Alliances and Feuds which aren't based on your characters or roles in the game between players are forbidden. Alliances and Feuds which continue from one game to another undermine the whole idea of the game.

§6A. – The Game Moderator has the last word on all matters.
§6B. – If the Game Moderator makes a mistake (e.g. with the vote count, hunt orders), if critical information has been revealed, the mistake will be kept.

§7A. – Forging PMs is allowed. Screenshots of PMs is not.
§7B. - Posting or quoting of PMs from the GM is not allowed - real or forged.

§8. – Voting must be done in the following way. Write "VOTE" and the person you are voting for in size 4 bold text. For example:

VOTE EUROO7

If you wish to un-vote someone, write "UNVOTE":

UNVOTE EUROO7, VOTE EUROO8

Any other type of voting will not be counted and will make you eligible for subbing. In case of re-voting without un-voting the original vote will be the counted vote. DO NOT EDIT VOTES AFTER POSTING THEM.


§9. - The GM can and will remove players if the GM believes the player is not participating at his/her full capacity. This will be done through the use of killing the player's role, or using substitutes, if they are available. All such decisions are made solely at the discretion of the GM. DO NOT SIGN UP FOR THE GAME IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T PARTICIPATE.

§10. – Trust no one. Especially not the GM.

§11. - EUROO7 is a doctor and will deal with all medical problems.
 
Player List:
1. the_hdk
2. Capibara the American GI (Villager) is lynched on Day 6.
3. EUROO7 as The Holy Roman Empire
4. Teep
5. Mr. G the American GI (Villager) is hunted on Night 1.
6. Jamie550 subbed by Mr. G the American GI (Villager) is hunted on Night 3.
7. jonti-h the American GI (Villager) is hunted on Night 5
8. Lord Strange as Major Kong the Russian NKVD Agent (Werewolf) is lynched on Day 2.
9. Skarion the American GI (Villager) is lynched on Day 1.
10. Lemeard as Kramer the American GI (Villager) is lynched on Day 5.
11. Jensthemens the General's Deputy (Seer) is hunted on Night 2.
12. joebthegreat the American GI (Villager) is lynched on Day 6.
13. Lalalilo the American GI (Villager) is hunted on Night 4.
14. PhilleP as Nübskie Russkie Imigrantskie the American GI (Villager) is lynched on Day 4.
15. Slinky
16. Punkbob the American GI (Villager) is lynched on Day 3.
17. Jingles as Mussolini

Subs
1. Jamie550
2. Heimdall
3. -


Events
During Night 0, General Humancalculator (GM) dies from a gunshot wound to the head.

During Day 1, Skarion the American GI (Villager) is lynched. During Night 1, Mr. G the American GI (Villager) is hunted by the wolves.

During Day 2, Lord Strange as Major Kong the Russian NKVD Agent (Werewolf) is lynched. During Night 2, Jensthemens the General's Deputy (Seer) is hunted.

During Day 3, punkbob the American GI (Villager) is lynched. During Night 3 Mr G. (Jamie550) the American GI is hunted.

During Day 4, PhilleP the American GI (Villager) is lynched. During Night 4, Lalalilo the American GI (Villager) is hunted.

During Day 5, Lemeard the American GI (Villager) is lynched. During Night 5, jonti-h the American GI (Villager) is hunted.

During Day 6, Capibara the American GI (Villager) and joebthegreat the American GI (Villager) are lynched. In the end, the Russian NKVD Agents rise up and kill the_hdk the American GI (Villager) and Jingles the American GI (Villager).

The game winners are: EUROO7 the Russian NKVD Agent (Werewolf), Teep the Russian NKVD Agent (Werewolf), and Slinky the Russian NKVD Agent (Werewolf).
 
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I hate this word.

Also:


In as The Holy Roman Empire!

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In.
 
In!
 
In! Haven't played for quite a few games, out of practice....
 
In as Strong Bad

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I'll be in as Major Kong
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Vote Jamie550

I has to protect my packmate...