Here comes the promised analysis
Boring Commentator whose name I cant remember: time is running out in Quali 2. Its over half way to the deadline and no-one has even got a first vote in. Why do you think this is, David?
Eddie Jordan: (jumps in front of camera and waves arms around) They are all a bunch of mind-controlled cowards who are scared to show themselves. I wouldn't have had any of them on my team.
Boring Commentator whose name I cant remember: Quite so Eddie and perhaps we should get the opinion of one of our other commenators. Martin?
Martin Brundle: As we saw in Quali 1, all the fastest votes came at the end of the session. The thread clearly isn't properly rubbered in yet and everyone is hoping to get the advantage of following someone else and making use of their own arguments against them.
(sounds of running feet and then a somewhat breathless squeaky Irish voice)
Thats because they are all a bunch of mind-controlled cowards who are scared to show themselves. I wouldn't have had any of them on my team.
Boring Commentator whose name I cant remember: and now over to David who is in the Ferrari garage.
(TC screen shows David Coulthard in the Ferrari garage)
DC I should explain to viewers that for security reasons, my actual location is being kept secret. My image has been electronically added to a shot of the Ferrari garage. However, Eddie Jordan will be in the Ferrari garage shortly and I am sure we will hear from him later.
As I read the current situation the picture looks bad for the FIA. The only thing that is readily apparent from the voting analysis is that if joebthegreat was a wolf, Lord Strange was begging to be hunted. There are lots of jester-joeb-strange links. This means that either his other scan (besides jester and joeb) is a wolf and he was desperate to get one outed, in which case another announcement from the FIA outing that wolf can be expected, or he was suicidally foolish.
This means it is important to get some information from today's voting analysis, we can't risk a tie of two villagers because that would give the wolves parity tonight, but we need a close vote to get the best information. The best tactic I think is to run up two or three drivers and see who blinks, but eventually for jester to pick one and everyone make sure that driver is lynched.
The only trouble with this is if jester is actually a wolf that Lord Strange gave himself away to. However, I think jester is probably JL and knows that one other driver is either JL or a wolf, and so the best chance of lynching a wolf is to vote the way jester asks. Someone else should know if jester was the wolf that betrayed the Seer but unless they come forward we should follow jester's lead and eventually lynch whoever he says today.
If he wants different drivers to put in a lap time, send them out. Otherwise I think the best thing to do is pick a couple that are associated with joeb and run them up. Voted with joeb: slinky (2), okyriosy (1) and various dead people. voted for lynching joeb: jester (1), Euro (1) and dead people. joeb voted for: jester and dead people.
I think Slinky should be run up, and seeing as he is pointing at marty99, that makes a good alternative vote. However, once jester posts we should do what he asks.
vote Slinky
and now over to Eddie Jordan who has been talking to a dead microphone in the Ferrari garage for the last 30 minutes but still has some more to say.
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Boring Commentator whose name I cant remember: time is running out in Quali 2. Its over half way to the deadline and no-one has even got a first vote in. Why do you think this is, David?
Eddie Jordan: (jumps in front of camera and waves arms around) They are all a bunch of mind-controlled cowards who are scared to show themselves. I wouldn't have had any of them on my team.
Boring Commentator whose name I cant remember: Quite so Eddie and perhaps we should get the opinion of one of our other commenators. Martin?
Martin Brundle: As we saw in Quali 1, all the fastest votes came at the end of the session. The thread clearly isn't properly rubbered in yet and everyone is hoping to get the advantage of following someone else and making use of their own arguments against them.
(sounds of running feet and then a somewhat breathless squeaky Irish voice)
Thats because they are all a bunch of mind-controlled cowards who are scared to show themselves. I wouldn't have had any of them on my team.
Boring Commentator whose name I cant remember: and now over to David who is in the Ferrari garage.
(TC screen shows David Coulthard in the Ferrari garage)
DC I should explain to viewers that for security reasons, my actual location is being kept secret. My image has been electronically added to a shot of the Ferrari garage. However, Eddie Jordan will be in the Ferrari garage shortly and I am sure we will hear from him later.
As I read the current situation the picture looks bad for the FIA. The only thing that is readily apparent from the voting analysis is that if joebthegreat was a wolf, Lord Strange was begging to be hunted. There are lots of jester-joeb-strange links. This means that either his other scan (besides jester and joeb) is a wolf and he was desperate to get one outed, in which case another announcement from the FIA outing that wolf can be expected, or he was suicidally foolish.
This means it is important to get some information from today's voting analysis, we can't risk a tie of two villagers because that would give the wolves parity tonight, but we need a close vote to get the best information. The best tactic I think is to run up two or three drivers and see who blinks, but eventually for jester to pick one and everyone make sure that driver is lynched.
The only trouble with this is if jester is actually a wolf that Lord Strange gave himself away to. However, I think jester is probably JL and knows that one other driver is either JL or a wolf, and so the best chance of lynching a wolf is to vote the way jester asks. Someone else should know if jester was the wolf that betrayed the Seer but unless they come forward we should follow jester's lead and eventually lynch whoever he says today.
If he wants different drivers to put in a lap time, send them out. Otherwise I think the best thing to do is pick a couple that are associated with joeb and run them up. Voted with joeb: slinky (2), okyriosy (1) and various dead people. voted for lynching joeb: jester (1), Euro (1) and dead people. joeb voted for: jester and dead people.
I think Slinky should be run up, and seeing as he is pointing at marty99, that makes a good alternative vote. However, once jester posts we should do what he asks.
vote Slinky
and now over to Eddie Jordan who has been talking to a dead microphone in the Ferrari garage for the last 30 minutes but still has some more to say.
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