Werewolf Lite CLXXXII: Fruity Werewolves

[walrus]

Yup.

Lemeard will be so proud of me.

If there's wolves in there, I'm a hero. :unsure:

Well, I for one, am not a wolf.

 

[Thud]

And all Slinky needed to do was vote to save himself and three others!

 

[jonti-h]

Votecount of the votes, or: TIEMINATOR I choose you!!! ​

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Walrus -2- Randy, Lord Strange
Slinky -2- Steed, , Thud
Randy -2- Lemeard, Jonti
Jamie -2- Marty, Jacob

That is.

It's

Beautiful.
*wipes away a tear*

 

[Slinky]

 

[jonti-h]

This is funny as hell.
*Hopes there's a wolf in there*

 

[Thud]

If there's not a wolf in there, we're in trouble. :rofl:

And you'll be lynched.

But don't worry, I would probably be next, for not stopping the tie given the chance.

 

[jonti-h]

If there's not a wolf in there, we're in trouble. :rofl:

And you'll be lynched.

But don't worry, I would probably be next, for not stopping the tie given the chance.

That's discrimination because I am not Lemeard

 

[walrus]

I am not Lemeard

Say it ain't so!

 

[jonti-h]

Say it ain't so!

I am Lemeard's apprentice.

 

[EUROO7]

There's a blackcurrant dead in the basket. There's a peach in pieces next to it. There's a talking brain and a dead mythological creature over by the bridge.

I think this as good a place as any to act like nothing's happened.

*Mind Wipe*

So EUROO7 leaves whatever the hell that was, and crosses the bridge. Just then, a wild werewolf appears! He's wounded; The beast has no force left. EUROO7 drops his basket and rushes to aid the dying werewolf.

"What's happened? Who's done this to you?" he asks.

"I... I... don't know... all I can remember... the ties... mein gott... and... too... many... do-"

The werewolf could not finish his thought. Euro shot him in the tongue. Just then, AOK fell from the sky and whispered to Euro:

DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR.

Apparently, he lacked a brain.

Bored with this, EUROO7 went back to his basket and noticed Elton John standing over it.

Hello, Mr. John, said Euro.

Oh how do you do, EUROO7, I was just contemplating my dead Blackberry, explained the singer-songwriter.

What happened to it? I left it here with all the fruits!

Oh, how should I know, I'm not a frui-

>_>

<_<

I think I'd better go.

Yes I think you better had.

Also dead: The Kumquat (which was actually quite the furry fruit), the great pineapple (which wasn't really the pineapple) and the citron (which was... uh... idk lol)

Also also dead: The recurrant was found with a rope round his neck (yes, his neck). Whether this was intentional or not depends on my whims (it wasn't)

Walrus villager lynched
Jamie villager lynched
Randy Villager lynched
Slinky werewolf fruit lynched
Lemeard villager hunted​

 

[randakar]

Villager here.

I'm thinking all 4 of us are. This is going to be one fast game.
edit: Emu'ed by the update. Except that slinky was a wolf. ;-)

BTW: Sub.

 

[Eternaly_Lost]

Votecount of the votes, or: TIEMINATOR I choose you!!! ​

Walrus -2- Randy, Lord Strange
Slinky -2- Steed, , Thud
Randy -2- Lemeard, Jonti
Jamie -2- Marty, Jacob
Lemeard -1- Jamie,
Marty -1- Walrus,​

NV: Slinky​

Deadline in 0 Hours 0 Minutes

This is all I have to say to that

 

[jonti-h]

One out of 4 isn't bad

 

[Eternaly_Lost]

One out of 4 isn't bad

Are you trying to see if we could start another game before I leave?

I don't think it does that much good asking for sub in this game, but if we need a sub, I am also up for it.

 

[jonti-h]

Are you trying to see if we could start another game before I leave?

:rofl:

 

[Thud]

Hey, Steed and I made the right call. It's all the rest of you stubborn fruits that screwed everything up.

Although perhaps at this point I should switch from bragging about being good at predicting who is a wolf to begging for mercy from the wolves.

 

[Lemeard]

Knut is hereby awarded an official Lemeard-cookie:

●

Well done and congratulations!

 

[jonti-h]

Knut is hereby awarded an official Lemeard-cookie:

●

Well done and congratulations!

Thanks

 

[Saintis]

No wonder Slinky did not break the tie...

 

[Thistletooth]

One out of 4 isn't bad

Considering that you had a 1/3 chance of losing the seer yesterday on account of that TIE, I say it's still plenty stupid.

What's with you people? Inactivity, massive ties, wanting to kill me? You've got it all backwards.