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what is "his panties" thing? Are you saying Professor Plum is a cross-dresser? Because it would say that he enjoys diddling his panties.
First of all colonel, we have already established that whoever killed Mr Boddy had to be an excellent marksman. I am not. Secondly whoever murdered Mr Vorenus must have been physically stronger than him. There is no way an old lady such as myself could have over-powered Mr Vorenus. For a millitary man such as yourself however...you would certainly possess the physical necessary strength to choke him especially if you had the element of surprise. Furthermore you would have also had the necessary marksmanship to kill Mr Boddy in the dark. My friends, I suggest we run up Colonel Mustard.
Vote Colonel Mustard.
I think this is an accurate assessment of the situation. How do you suggest that we go forward?
Ha! And this is why we put pressure on people, ladies and gentlemen! I had been more interested in Mr Freud for pushing Darth Vader well out in front of the others, but I wanted to see how Ms Fletcher here coped under pressure first! And a good thing I did, because here she is not only offering no real defence or explanation or any of her famed detective skills, and instead merely turning on her accuser like any cornered criminal!
As for the shooting of Mr Green, I think you'll find your detective skills are not up to their usual standards! I am indeed a self-professed marksman, and I have certainly shown Miss Scarlet my piece, haw haw! But it would do you well to remember it was a Webley service revolver, when Mr Green was plainly shot by a small caliber weapon, easily concealed! If I'd pulled the Webley out on him, you would have all known about it! No, he was shot by something else - I would wager a Beretta! A lady's weapon if ever there was one, wouldn't you say Ms Fletcher!
As for the shooting of Mr Green, I think you'll find your detective skills are not up to their usual standards! I am indeed a self-professed marksman, and I have certainly shown Miss Scarlet my piece, haw haw! But it would do you well to remember it was a Webley service revolver, when Mr Green was plainly shot by a small caliber weapon, easily concealed! If I'd pulled the Webley out on him, you would have all known about it! No, he was shot by something else - I would wager a Beretta! A lady's weapon if ever there was one, wouldn't you say Ms Fletcher!
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Well that was most enlightening! Plenty of people eager to push Darth Vader out ahead of the others! Let's see... After getting Mrs Peacock, Mr Freud, Admial Colourblind and Darth Vader lined up against the wall, we had Jessica Fletcher and Mr Freud rather keen to push Darth Vader out in front! Naturally, Mrs Peacock and Admiral Freud followed suit!
Hm... Perhaps not that informative then, if most of the people involved with pushing him out were saving themself! I suppose if Mr Freud really wanted to save himself, he'd have voted Mrs Peacock or Admiral Colourblind rather than risk a backlash! Perhaps he had no other options! Still, I say Ms Fletcher is of the most interest!
Vote Jessica Fletcher!
I voted for that particular man because he gave the signs of mental instability. Backlash or not, theories should be tested, no matter the outcome, as long as there is reason to support the claims.
Sadly, I was incorrect in my analysis, and have to revise my method of determining who are psychologically unstable.
Ooc: Honestly Vader was the only one of the three who had a Freudian reason I could use for voting. Since it was day 1 I went with that instead of my usual voting pattern.
Miss Scarlet runs her hands down her form-fitting gown and then spreads them wide:
"A fine theory, Mr. Barnaby, but where would I have hid the gun..." she winks, "Apart from the obvious...but even I'm not that fast and flexible"
She brushes her painted nails against her neck, only recently under the assault of that dark tall metal man, "Plum's panties aside...have we considered the possibility there may be two murderers! If a woman fired the shot, would she also have the strength to pull the noose?
While I admit I've choked my share of men, I've only ever taken them to the little death not the great beyond.
Doctor Freud here seems to take far too much interest in Lord Vader's mother...Oedipus complex, indeed...I wager he's looking to roger her after disposing of any implicating evidence...or maybe he's got kinkier plans for the bodies?
Perhaps he and Professor Panties are old colleagues in psychological misbehavior. Afterall, Plum first cast suspicion on Vader, and Freud didn't join in until he had gained cover from the Colonel and Jessica."
Vote Sigmund Freud
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Oh I wouldnt know colonel, I dont know the first thing about guns. Furthermore I certainly couldnt have been the one who killed Mr Vorenus.
Just because you showed Ms Scarlett one of your revolvers, it doesnt mean you dont have another. Im sure if you were planning to kill Mr Boddy, you certainly wouldnt do it with a weapon you'd already shown around.
Miss Scarlet laughs lightly, pouring herself some of the tea Ms. Fletcher had prepared before adding a dash of whiskey:
"I don't think the gun Mustard showed me is strictly regulation."
She seats herself on a taboret where she can see everyone:
"Maybe we could call the police? Nothing like a good copper to relieve a tense situation like this."
Ladies and gentlemen, the police will be here in forty-five minutes, but before they arrive, we must discover who killed Mr. Green and who killed Mr. Vorenus, and where and with what!
Lucius Vorenus: EUROO7 killed him with the rope in the billiard room.
Mr Green: EUROO7 killed him with the gun in the dining room.
It's simple. Why don't you f***ing think.
Colonel Mustard: EUROO7 killed him with the lightning bolt in the torture chamber.
Mr Green: EUROO7 killed him with the gun in the dining room.
It's simple. Why don't you f***ing think.
Colonel Mustard: EUROO7 killed him with the lightning bolt in the torture chamber.
We were in the study for a time my dear, haw haw! But no, Mr Green was murdered in the dining room when we were all called in there a little later on.
Post #114 to be precise.
Post #114 to be precise.
You see my dear Colonel, some times it is an advantage to wait a bit before opening up with theories. Particulary when the group is as skilled in solving crimes as this one - Or maybe not solving, but devising plausible theories to who else could have done it. Like a certain lady with a lot of experice. Isn't that so Mrs. Fletcher??
I'm not rejecting your conclusions regarding Miss Scarlett or Mr. Freud, but I think the cases are not as strong.
VOTE Jessica Fletcher
Count of the Votes, 15 Hours to Deadline
(3) Jessica Fletcher - Colonel Mustard, Dr Lucky, J Edgar Hoover
(1) Miss Scarlet - DCI Barnaby
(2) Sigmund Freud - Professor Plum, Miss Scarlet
(1) Colonel Mustard - Jessica Fletcher
nv: Hercule Poirot, Miss Giant Boob Head, Mrs Peacock, Admiral Colourblind, Mrs White, Pinkamena Holmes Pie, Sigmund Freud
(3) Jessica Fletcher - Colonel Mustard, Dr Lucky, J Edgar Hoover
(1) Miss Scarlet - DCI Barnaby
(2) Sigmund Freud - Professor Plum, Miss Scarlet
(1) Colonel Mustard - Jessica Fletcher
nv: Hercule Poirot, Miss Giant Boob Head, Mrs Peacock, Admiral Colourblind, Mrs White, Pinkamena Holmes Pie, Sigmund Freud
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Oh I agree Mr Hoover! I would most appreciate it if one of the fine minds in this room chose to speak up with a theory! As of now I would listen to an argument about anyone, having no knowledge of the intentions of any of those here!
Do I not get a vote?
You get a vote if you vote a wolf. If you don't your vote won't count.
I'm fine with that. Now I have to find a wolf.
Vote Miss Scarlet
Adds a third candidate, and voting for first place to save myself might cause people to accuse me of being a wolf again.